You must have high defense, because my heart can't seem to pierce through your armor.

Are you Kulve Taroth because you look pretty h**... and I wanna knock your clothes off

I use my d**... like a dual blade.

Are you a monster? Because I can't help but want to hunt you down and capture your heart.

You must be a rare gem, because your beauty outshines even the Elder Dragons.

Are you a Palico? Because you're the cutest support I've ever seen on the battlefield.

Are you a hunter? Because you've captured my heart with your charming smile.

"Are you a potion? Because you're the only thing I need to survive in this monster-filled world."

"Is your name Rathalos? Because just the thought of you gets my heart racing in the wild!"

Is your name a rare drop? Because meeting someone like you feels like a special quest reward.

Are you a Rathalos? Because you've stolen my heart with your fiery charm and grace.

If I were a hunter, you'd be the rarest creature I'd never want to release back into the wild.

"You must be a rare loot drop because you've stolen my heart with your beauty."

Are you a Kirin? Because you light up my world like thunder with your beauty.

Is your name a rare drop? Because meeting you feels like finding a legendary treasure.

Did it hurt when you fell from the Monster's nest? Because you're a rare gem to find.

Are you a Palico? Because you’re purr-fect in every way.

Dalama-don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

Do it like Nerscylla, baby- tie me up and keep on stingin'.

Do me like a Tigrex, baby, and I'll be screamin' all night long.

Do me like the Dunes, baby- hot and heavy by day, calm and cool by night.

Do you know how to imitate Diablos? Good, I’ll have you screaming like one

Do you prefer Great Sword or Long Sword? Mine is both Great and Long.

Do you prefer magjestic horn, twisted horn, or spiral horn?

Ever wonder what a baby dalamdur looks like?

Ey girl, are you a Brachydios? Because you got me blasting all night.

Girl are you into Monster Hunter? Let's grind together all night long.

Girl, are you a Fatalis? 'Cause only legend spoke of a rack so fine.

Girl, are you a Najarala? 'Cause those lips made my heart skip a beat!

Girl, are you a Plesioth? Cause those hips are unreal.

Girl, are you a Rangurotura? 'Cause very time I slide out, you pull me right back in.

Got a paintball? I don’t wanna lose you

Got any extra slots in that armor of yours?

Hey babe, want to see how far we could get being naked without gears?

Hey baby, do you main the hammer? Then let's go back to my place, I promise I'll let you smash the head.

Hey girl, you are the sparkling gem that I have been farming for.

Hey girl, you charge my blade.

Hey, you free tonight? Wanna come to my place and check out my hard bone horn?

How many honeys you got?

I could kiss you uragaan and again

I do it like 140 Garuga, baby- you won't last 5 minutes.

I do it like Chameleos, baby- you'll never know what's gonna happen next.

I do it like Ukanlos, baby- once I go down on ya, I don't ever come out.

I guess I've equipped the Insect Glaive, 'cos I wanna mount you!

I hope you like diablos, cause I’ll be coming at you from the land down under

I hope you like hermitaur, I’ll make you squirt like one.

I hope you like Rajang, cause I’ll be swootin fo dat booty

I hope you slotted tenderizer for my raw meat

I kept my weapon sharp for tonight? Want to test the damage?

I heard you had a Skyscraper, boy- how 'bout I s**... it with my W[h]etstone, hmm?

I must have worn a +20 fate set when I met you

I never thought id be lucky enough tomeet a Kirin. Graceful. Stunning. And i think i sense some sparks between us.

I think my longsword just went demon mode

I think something's wrong with my targetted camera, cause I can't take my eyes of you

I think you have a -10 guard talisman, cause you let your guard down around me

I want to mount you like a Frenchman with an insect glaive.

i'd like to get savage with jho

If I was a Seltas, you'd be my Queen <3>

I'll be your Rathalos if you'll be my Rathian

Ill let you go Glaive any day if you'll mount me 😉

I'm a Charge Axe main, baby. I might be new at this, but I'll make you burst all over.

I'm a Hunting Horn main- you're about to get buffs you'll never forget.

I'm a Lance main, baby- I'll hit all your weak spots, no matter how deep.

I'm an HBG main, baby- I'll do it faster than everybody else.

I'm an SnS main- cause it ain't the size of the ship in the sea, baby, but the motion of the ocean behind it.

I'm feeling kinda hornetaur, want to get jaggi with it?

I'm gonna need some Steadfast Jewels, because you're stunning.

I'm good on top, boy. Trust me- I'm a Glaive main.

I'm like a Gendrome, baby- one look at me, and you're paralyzed.

I'm like the Everwood, baby- do it a lil' different every time.

Is that a Grongigas in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Konchu see you've got me on my knees?

Konchu? Konchu see you’re the one for me.

Let's snort some lifepowder and get freaky.

My bowgun's pierce shots aren't the only things that are going to be penetrating something tonight.

Pretty sure you have better stats without your gear on

Rapid Fire Water? I didn't know you were an LBG main!

Should we make like Kulve Taroth and leave?

Think you can last as long as a mega dash juice?

Wanna help me test my hammering techniques?

Wanna know why they call me Renophlos? I’d like to ram you from behind

Wanna put your khezu in my pitfall trap?

Babe I'll let you farm my horn all night long.

Wanna see my gunlance? It'll involve vigorous thrusting which ends in an explosive climax!

Wanna see my lance techniques up close?

Wanna try my wooden sword with a +10 focus talisman

We should go to your place, I’ll bring my sword and shield.

Why don't you take my hardhorn and make a Rising Tempest?

Wow, you must be running that +10 KO set.

You are just like honey, you make everything better.

You are the best achievement that I have ever gotten.

You are the only one I want to capture and mount.

Wanna see what happens when you s**... my gunlance?

You do it like a Gigginox, baby- between front and behind, I can't tell the difference!

You must be a Gunlance main, cause I could feel you Wyvern Fire.

You must be a large monster, you had me weak on the knees for a second

You must be a Longsword main, cause you got me trippin'.

You must be a plesioth, Cause I’m doing them hip checks.

You must be a Plesioth. Cause I'm doin them hip checks.

You must be a Uragaan, cause you can catch a lot on your chin.

You must be part Mangala cause your sending me into a frenzy

You need a colddrink ? Because you look so hot right now

You remind me of my relic, I keep looking for that raw damage

You wanna know why they call me Rodeo God? I always mount first.

You’re probably a nersyclla, you got that toxic kind of love

Your voice is like Quropeco's calling, cause my heart and body automatically listens to Jho

You're a Switch Axe main, huh? Tell me when you're about to Discharge your Phial.

You're gonna need a Dash Juice with me, baby- I'm a Bow main.

You're gonna need more than six phials to Charge this Blade!!!!!

You're rarer than Rathalos ruby

You're Savage, baby- I can't win with you on top!

you're the lagi of my life, I find you so electrifying.

You're with a Duals main now, baby- get ready to take it fast and furious.

Wanna see if my raw meat gives you stamina?

Babe I'm no Brachydios, but I'll still pound you for 50 minutes straight

Babe you are so hot you auto upgrade my weapons.

Girl, are you a Gypceros? 'Cause you got me seein' stars.

I love Monster Hunter, and tonight I am on a hunt for your lady parts.

I'm sure you're good with hammer, because I'm stunned.

Don't sharpen, i like the way you bounce.

Does your felyne have stamina fortitude?

Don’t worry, I won’t blythe.

I think you just charged up my phial

Ah. So your Kulve Tarroth. Everyone loves grinding you.

And the best one I saw elsewhere

Are you a Great Jagras? Cause I’d let you eat me.

Are you a Greatsword main? 'Cause you time your hits just right.

Are you a Rathian? Because I would love to hammer pound your face!

Are you a Silver Rathalos, cause you're harder than ever!

Are you a wing? Because my insect glaive just got some white essence from you.

Are you an Uraagan? Because Uraagan scute.