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Top 50 Birthday Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Birthday pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today?

    Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

  2. Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?

  3. I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

  4. Now I wont be able to blow out my candles...cause you ladies just took my breath away.

  5. You are hot like the flames on birthday candles. Happy Birthday Love!

  6. I don't know how you managed to be both hot and cold but you did it.

  7. Why don't you get out of that bathing suit and into your birthday suit?

  8. Will you allow my to blow your candle?

  9. Can i take a picture of you so I can show the Great Spirit what I want for my birthday?

  10. My beard is the same length as Abraham Lincoln's was on his 7th birthday.

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What is a Birthday pickup line?

Funny birthday pickup lines

I got a candle you can blow on.

Hello there, Frosting...Oh I'm sorry, you looked like you belonged on my cake.

I won't be able to blow out the candles because you took my breath away.

Its my birthday! How aboout a birthday kiss?

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This is a funny Birthday pickup line!

Are you a birthday candle? Cause I'd blow you until I get my wish.

Happy birthday, candles aren't the only thing you'll be blowing tonight.

It ain’t my birthday but you look like a gift to me

Can I unwrap you? ;)

Hey, whats your birthday?

Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you a drink? And by the way Happy Birthday!

Are you birthday candles?

Cause I wanna get my wish and blow you

Is it my birthday today?

Then y did u bring the cake(pointing at her butt)

Well I am here. What's your next two wishes?

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Working Birthday tinder opener

I just started my 28th voyage on starship Earth, will you be my co-pilot?

Hey boy are you my birthday candle?

Because I wanna blow you

I bought you a gift for your birthday. It's another 8 cats.

My birthday is on the 4th of July... I bet I can make you see fireworks.

Is today my Birthday?

Coz you are the gift I wanted for long.

Hey girl, they call me cake.

I’ll be in your mouth on your 18th birthday.

Are you a Taylor?

'cause there are some holes in my birthday suit that need stuffing

works better for women.

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

Hey I know it’s not my birthday

But can I have some of that cake

I got you a birthday present, Me.

I like my women like I like my birthday cake.

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