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Top 50 Birthday Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Birthday chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today?

    Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

  2. Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?

  3. I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

  4. Now I wont be able to blow out my candles...cause you ladies just took my breath away.

  5. You are hot like the flames on birthday candles. Happy Birthday Love!

  6. I don't know how you managed to be both hot and cold but you did it.

  7. Why don't you get out of that bathing suit and into your birthday suit?

  8. Will you allow my to blow your candle?

  9. Can i take a picture of you so I can show the Great Spirit what I want for my birthday?

  10. My beard is the same length as Abraham Lincoln's was on his 7th birthday.

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What is a Birthday pickup line?

Funny birthday pickup lines

I got a candle you can blow on.

Hello there, Frosting...Oh I'm sorry, you looked like you belonged on my cake.

I won't be able to blow out the candles because you took my breath away.

Its my birthday! How aboout a birthday kiss?

Only fools fall for you. I'm glad i am a fool.

Are you a birthday candle? Cause I'd blow you until I get my wish.

Happy birthday, candles aren't the only thing you'll be blowing tonight.

Are you birthday candles?

Cause I wanna get my wish and blow you

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you a drink? And by the way Happy Birthday!

I just started my 28th voyage on starship Earth, will you be my co-pilot?

I bought you a gift for your birthday. It's another 8 cats.

Is today my Birthday?

Coz you are the gift I wanted for long.

Hey girl, they call me cake.

I’ll be in your mouth on your 18th birthday.

Are you a Taylor?

'cause there are some holes in my birthday suit that need stuffing

works better for women.

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

Are you my birthday?

Cuz your 10/10

I like my women like I like my birthday cake.

Lit

Are you a gift?

Cause it's my birthday.. and I want to open it privately.

C-come here bir-birthday girl!

Le-let’s have a fun-Funtime!

So I got a telescope for my birthday...

...but after gazing at you for a while, I'm realizing I don't have to look far to see "heavenly bodies".

Does this sound good. (Opinions)

This is going to sound super corny. But were you one of the babies found in the roscas de Reyes? Because you are blessed. happy birthday.

Hey I know it’s not my birthday

But can I have some of that cake

If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is just a list of hand picked from Johnny Bravo from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”)

Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.

Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me!

Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.

If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.

I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?

I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!

I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!

Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams.

Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute.

Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me?

Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty?

Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.

I got you a birthday present, Me.

Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.

Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.

Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer?

Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.

[after saying she has a boyfriend]
You look like the kind of girl that could use two.

Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

Is your birthday in November? Because you are a topaz.

Is your birthday in May? Because you are an emerald.