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Top 50 Month Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Month chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. For the Brooklyn nine nine fans

    Are you the Halloween heist? Because I’ll spend months plotting and planning the best way to make you mine.

  2. It's that time of the month.

  3. Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?

  4. You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

  5. Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...

  6. Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

  7. (Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?

    Coz you are the one.

  8. Hey girl, let me make you a mother 9 months from now.

  9. Let's cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.

  10. Mmmmmm....I love a girl who bathes at least once a month...

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Funny month pickup lines

The best pickup line I've ever used
I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work.

Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"

Girl, you're like the SAT

I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

Today is Earth Day... What do you say we make nine months from now our baby's Birth Day?

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

Are you my mom?
Cuz I wanna spend 9 consecutive months inside of you

I would love to spend 9 months inside of you.

Are you a raisin?

Cause your raisin this dick


And in 9 months you’ll be raisin the kids

You should call me baby...

Because I wanna be inside of you for the next nine months

Happy Asian-Pacific Islander Heritage Month! I have a little Pacific Islander in me...

The question is, do you want a little Pacific Islander in you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm an amazing chef

Give my eggs and milk and ill give you such a sausage that it will fill your tummy for 9 months

You seem to be complaining about your periods alot

Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?

Might as well call me baby...

'cause i'm gonna be in you for the next 9 months

Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?

Can’t believe it’s August

We got a whole month for entanglements
—Plz rate this one
Edit: it worked

Is your name May?

Coz you are hot like the month of May

My love for u is like ford truck month

There’s no end to it

Are you a jar ?

Cuz i wanna cum in you and leave it to ferment for 9 months.

Sure its a 3 month trip to the new world, but have you ever made love on the open sea?

I saw her again today.

I haven't seen her in like a few months. We both got out of the subway walking to school (college). She was with another guy, probably just a classmate. When I look at her my heart beats harder and I get it warm. I haven't had that in a long time. I am not someone who goes up to girls and talks easily. She looks like she is from arabic origin like me. But I don't see her often as it is a big school. I am still there at school. Thinking about her. School is almost over. I hope I see her again.

Firts one lol

Hey girl,

are you qurintine? bc i wanna be inside you all month long

Favorite awful pickup line that actually worked?

Mine was written on an IHOP receipt for my waitress. It read “if you’re into butt stuff, I’m into you” followed by my friend’s number. I had a girlfriend at the time and was just wing-manning him. I was surprised when she actually texted him that night. They even dated for a couple months.

Are you an APR interest loan?

Are you an APR loan amount of 100,000$ over 30 months? ...because I have a dangerous amount of interest in you.

Are you a horror movie?

Because I'd cry over you for months on end.