Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

Girl are you a ruler?

Because even through pride month you're keeping me 100% straight

This may or may not have sounded better in my head

Hey girl, let me make you a mother 9 months from now.

Let's cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.

Mmmmmm....I love a girl who bathes at least once a month...

Girl, you're like the SAT

I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

Hey, do you like clothing sales?

Because clothes are 100% off at my place thru the end of the month

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

Surfboards are not seasonal. You can ride them at any time of the month and at your convenience.

Hey girl, let's date for three months so I can write songs about you for the next 15 years.

Girl are you “Among Us”?

Because I’m ready to play with you for a month then forget about you.

Are you a raisin? And in 9 months you’ll be raisin the kids from our date.

"Well, good afternoon, Sally! You sure know how to make a grand entrance. Ever consider a career in theatre?"

February 30th! Just kidding, it's in March. Who knew I’d be born in the month of leprechauns? Got any luck to share?

"Well, Olivia, I traded in the joystick for a steering wheel, hoping to navigate my way back to you."

"Eight months together, yet your smile still shines brighter than the first day we met."

"A month of bliss, in your eyes I've found, my love for you, knows no bounds."

"You said you'll break my NNN, but with your beauty, every month feels like an exhilarating challenge."

I’m a proud member of the “October Babies Club”! We throw parties, but only if you bring cake. What’s your birth month vibe?

Is it that time of the month? Because I'm still down to ride the crimson wave with you.

"I've spent months counting stars, but none of them shines as bright as your eyes. Missing our sparkle together."

"Well, good morning sleepyhead! If your dreams are as playful as you are, they must be worth the extended slumber."

"Are you a fasting month? Because I've been waiting for you all day, just like Iftar."

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

If I had a dua granted during this holy month, it would be for your number.

Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter every time I see you, my love.

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to decode Shakespeare together? Maybe we're another classic tale waiting for a better ending."

"Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes, and I never want to find my way out."

If I were a crescent moon, I'd only shine for you during this holy month.

You must be halal, because every moment with you feels pure and blessed like the month of Ramadan.

"Are you a football? Because every moment with you feels like a winning play in my blue dream."

You're so on top of things, even next month is no match for your beauty.

"Eight moons have passed, yet your beauty still astounds; with you, in love, my heart forever bounds."

"Happy 8 months, love! Every moment with you feels like catching a shooting star."

"You must be the reason for this month of love, because I can't stop thinking about you."

Are you a phony? Because you're the only one I want to hold, Caulfield.

"Our chat's been on a long vacation, how about we bring it back home with your stunning smile as a souvenir?"

"Fancy meeting you here, Olivia. I guess even fate thinks we're too explosive to be apart."

"Kaylee, our story ended abruptly... but unfinished stories are often the best ones, wouldn't you agree?"

"In your brown eyes, I lose my way, more captivating than the month of May."

"Has your smile been in quarantine, too? Because I've missed its infectious charm these past months."

"Afternoon Sally! You've turned snoozing into an art form. Who needs morning when we've got your sunshine in the afternoon?"

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in poems? How about finding a chance in our past mistakes?"

Are you made of fireworks? Because you light up my world like the start of a new month.

"Well, I certainly didn't intend to ruffle any feathers. Let's just focus on English class today, shall we?"

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in another month?

Let's make sparks fly like fireworks on our 1-month Valentine's Day - just you and me.

"Are you a Catcher in the Rye? Because I can't seem to take my eyes off you, Holden."

"Are you made of chocolate? Because this Valentine's Day, I've got a 'sweet' tooth for you!"

"Darling, let's make May forever, because every day with you feels like a beautiful spring morning."

"Is it May? Because just like spring, your beauty brings life and joy into my world."

"Well, if making you blush was a job, I'd definitely be the employee of the month."

Haha, two weeks is nothing! I once waited a month for a reply. Slow and steady wins the dating race, right? 😜

Is it that time of the month? Because you're glowing and I want to make you feel extra special.

"So, Kaylee, I see you've mastered the art of playing hard to read. Can't resist a good challenge."

Are you my mom?

Cuz I wanna spend 9 consecutive months inside of you

"It's true, I should be playing video games, but I'd rather conquer the quest of winning you back, Olivia."

"Just like the best months of the year, meeting you feels like a celebration I want to enjoy forever."

"Hey Kaylee, do you remember when we used to discuss more than just English literature together? I miss that."

"Afternoon, Sally! Your energy is contagious, even at this hour. Ready to seize the day after your beauty sleep?"

"Are you a magician? Because every month you make my fear of blood disappear with your superhuman strength."

"Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in literature? Maybe it's time we found one in our story."

I may not have all the chocolates in the world, but I do have a month's worth of love for you.

Are you made of honey? Because you're as sweet as our 1-month Valentine's Day celebration together.

Are you my thoughts on society? Because you're constantly on my mind, making me question everything around me.

"One month hence, my heart took flight, your love's the stars, illuminating my night."

"Isn't it ironic, Kaylee? We're studying past tense but somehow, I'm still stuck in the present with you."

"Well, Olivia, I've been refuelling my life but it seems to be running on empty without you."

"Well, Sally, looks like our internal clocks are totally out of sync! But hey, it keeps life interesting, doesn't it?"

"If we were months, I’d say we’re meant to be together—perfectly timed like a beautiful season."

"Hey Kaylee, do you remember how we used to exchange thoughts, not just words in this English class?"

If I were a crescent moon, I'd spend all my nights admiring your beauty during this holy month.

"Is it just me, or did the stars align perfectly during this holy month of Ramadan?"

"Are you a magician? Because every month, you make my fear of blood disappear."

I would love to spend 9 months inside of you.

"Is your phone in a museum? Because it's been ages since we last texted."

"You're like the red hunting hat in my life - unique, intriguing, and impossible to ignore."

Are you made of dates, because I can't get enough of you during this blessed month.

"If I were the moon, I'd spend every night admiring your beauty during this holy month."

"With our names and horoscopes aligning, should we plan for a future where our kids inherit those stunning eyes?"

If saying yes means skipping rent, consider it done because I'm already falling for you.

Are you a crescent moon? Because you light up my world during this holy month of Ramadan.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again on the first of next month?

Is it your time of the month? Because you're glowing and I can't resist you.

Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than any Valentine's Day gift I could imagine.

"There's the Sleeping Beauty! Oversized tees are definitely your style, ever thought about designing your own line?"

"Did my love overwhelm your notifications, or did you just forget to reply?"

"Did you just return from a black hole trip? Because it feels like lightyears since your last text."

"Kaylee, our story might have ended, but doesn't every great writer revise their drafts?"

"Eight moons have passed, yet you shine brighter still, can't resist your charm, never have, never will."

"Forgive my intrusion, Kaylee. But don't we owe it to our past 4 months to at least share a conversation?"

"Sure, I might be a bit cheesy, Olivia, but only because life without you is like a pizza without cheese."

"You've given 'missing in action' a beautiful twist with your absence. Your reply would be a masterpiece."

"Olivia, I might've lost in the game of love before, but this time I've leveled up. Ready for round two?"

"Is it fate that we share a name and horoscope? Imagine the charm our kids would have with your beautiful eyes!"

"If skipping rent means spending more time with you, consider me the luckiest tenant in town."

You must be a crescent moon, because you light up my night during this holy month.

"I was born in a month with a lot of ‘r’ in it. Just kidding, it's actually just an excuse for my terrible jokes!"

"Like a forgotten sonnet, in your silence I pine, respond, oh beauty, make my universe align."

"Are you a New Year's resolution? Because I promise I won't give up on you after a month!"

"If I were a heating pad, I’d keep you cozy all month long. Need a little warmth right now?"

If I were a calendar, you'd be the highlight of my new month. Can I pencil you in?

"I must be a calendar, because my most beautiful month is definitely May."

"My birthday? Let’s just say it’s in the same month as the best pizza toppings—September! What's your celebration strategy? Cake or cupcakes?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, just like my calendar on Valentine's Day.

"Our love ages like fine wine, each month more divine; Cheers to 8 months of you being mine."

Oh, a classic! I was born in the same month as coffee—strong and sometimes a little bitter. What about you?

"Kaylee, remember when we used to share notes? How about we start sharing moments again, instead?"

Are you a magician? Because you just made my month by being so captivating and impressive.

Hey Holden, are you my Catcher in the Rye? Because I can't help falling for your angsty vibe.

"Happy 8 months, gorgeous! Even the moon envies your shine that brightens my world each day."

Do you hate periods?

I can make yours go away for 9 months

"Celebrating 8 months with you feels like winning the lottery of love, sweetheart."

"Are you playing hard to get or are we playing hide-and-seek? Because I'm stuck on the 'seek' part for months!"

Are you made of honey? Because I can't resist wanting to taste you on our special day.

"Kaylee, I may not be the best at English, but I've always been fluent in 'us', care to relearn the language together?"

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, the world disappears.

You should call me baby...

Because I wanna be inside of you for the next nine months

"Is it that time of the month? Because our chemistry is so strong, it's causing a red shift in my heart."

Are you a catcher in the rye? Because I'd like to save you from falling, Holden.

"Did your texting app get lost in the Bermuda Triangle? Because our conversation seems mysteriously missing."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together during this holy month.

"In January's dance, with your smile so bright, let's align our schedules and make the month a delight."

Happy Asian-Pacific Islander Heritage Month! I have a little Pacific Islander in me...

The question is, do you want a little Pacific Islander in you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm an amazing chef

Give my eggs and milk and ill give you such a sausage that it will fill your tummy for 9 months

Aye girl, are you covid

Coz if I got you I wouldn't leave the house for 3 months

Roses are red, Padmé had twins, 9 months after Anakin said “this is where the fun begins”

"Kaylee, wouldn't our love story make for a great poetic theme in English class?"

"Kaylee, let's start a new chapter, where the exes turn into best friends, what do you say?"