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Top 50 minute Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Minute chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you my homework?

    ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

  2. My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear.

    (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

  3. I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

    Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

  4. Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

  5. Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

  6. Hey can i pick your brain for a minute?

  7. Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.

  8. I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.

  9. I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.

  10. Every minute spent with you is a minute well spent. Good Morning.

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Latest minute chat up lines

In a few minutes you’ll be giving me everything.

Ive been medscheckin you out for 20 minutes, and the only thing I reckon you should be on is me!

I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

Hey girl, together we could have 31 minutes of group sex!

I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.

There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

Are you a rocket?
Because you cost a lot, weigh a ton, and only last a minute.

Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pussy.

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.

Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.

I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class..

Baby when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.

Are you the pizza i just ordered?

Because i’m trying to eat you in thirty minutes or less.

Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.

Comrade adopt these minutes so we can reach a quorum. I will deliver.

Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute ill be jalapeños pants.

Are you a hydrogen atom?

Because you are forming strong bonds with me when you take my Oxygen.

Girl used this on me when she found out I loved chemistry and we kissed 10 minutes later.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

Consider this your two-minute warning baby, before I kiss you.

Girl, are you the SAT?

Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

I motion for a 30 minute unmoderated caucus in the delegate of South Korea's pants.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?

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Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower.

Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.

My watch can detect intimate details about girls. Right now it’s telling me you’re not wearing panties.

You are? I think it’s just running about 30 minutes fast.