50 Minute Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Minute rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about minute, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Minute Pickup Lines

A good Minute hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you my homework?

‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.
Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
Im like a microwave meal

Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.
Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any panties on.

Or is it 10 minutes faster?

Short and cute minute pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about minute are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute

Do you wanna workout?

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on

Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...

Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.

Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

Cheesy minute Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.

I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

Pretty girls scare me shitless

With that being said, I’ve been on the toilet for 30 minutes since I saw you

Or

It took me 30 minutes of sitting on the toilet to come say hi

Every minute spent with you is a minute well spent. Good Morning.

In a few minutes you’ll be giving me everything.

I'd treat you like my homework

Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

Corny minute Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Minute conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

Are you a rocket?

Because you cost a lot, weigh a ton, and only last a minute.

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have kiss within the next 30 minutes.

Hey girl, are you my homework?
Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.

I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class..

Baby when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.

Are you the pizza i just ordered?

Because i’m trying to eat you in thirty minutes or less.

Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.

Comrade adopt these minutes so we can reach a quorum. I will deliver.

Do you like jalapeños?

Cause in a minute ill be jalapeños pants.

Are you a hydrogen atom?

Because you are forming strong bonds with me when you take my Oxygen.

Girl used this on me when she found out I loved chemistry and we kissed 10 minutes later.

A good minute Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Minute hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

We are like microwaves, because we will get heated in less than 1 minute.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Babe, if I am a lemon, I promise to last more than a Minute Maid.

Do you know earlier Sonic games is like s**...? You must complete each act in 10 minutes.

We can have s**..., but let’s make it quick blinds are up in 7 minutes

I have been falling for thirty minutes!

I can bone out 5 chickens in 10 minutes.

Seven Minutes. Seven Minutes Is All I Can Spare To Play With You.

Girl, are you the finals? because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

You remind me of my shower. I want to get inside of you for 30 minutes every night.

I am dying, I have only 2 minutes left so be quick and cuddle with me now.

80 minutes, 15 positions, no protection.

Babe, any minute without you is like Dead time to me.

Are you a parking meter? Because I will pay for every minute spent with you.

Consider this your two-minute warning baby, before I kiss you.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Minute love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Minute chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.