Hey, are you a potato?

Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour

Are you the LoTR?

Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

- Day 111

Are you a round of golf? Because I'd do you for four hours.

How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours.

I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.

I'll see you at 2400 hours.

I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt: For hours until it hurts.

My tractor only has 2000 hours.

(This a transformers related one)

Are you the matrix of leadership ? Cuz every time you say hi, you light up my darkest hour.

I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! Or maybe it was the hour I spent on this treadmill.

I'd like to casserole you. Yeah baby, that's done slowly for about four hours.

Give me an hour, and I can put a hundred swords at your command.

Girl, you're like the SAT

I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.

You remind me of my shower

Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night

I do not need lights anymore because you bright up my darkest hours.

Girl, use me on your Altar any time. I will give you a temporary boost for hours.

I love you in the morning, in the middle of the day, in the hours we are together, and the hours we are apart.

Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?

Girl, are you the finals? because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

Girl, are you the SAT?

Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

Babe, you light my darkest hour.

Hey, baby, I wanna let you know, I took a shot to the leg today and only cried for two hours after practice.

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

Ukw? I can watch a movie made entirely of your cute pics, maybe 50+ hours long, in one sitting without getting bored.

Girl, a 5 Hour Energy won't be enough for me to pleasure you all night.

Roses are red, lime is sour.... Open

Your legs and give me an hour.

If seconds were beauty

You would be the whole 24 hours

Save Water, do not shower with me. Because we would be in there for hours.

You be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you for hours.

You haunt my every sleeping hour.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. So can you lend me some hours 'cause I'm bored here?

If good looks were a minute,

You would be an hour.

Haha, random thoughts can lead to the best conversations! What's your favorite random topic that you could talk about for hours?

"I could get lost in your eyes for hours, they shine brighter than any star in the sky."

Thanks! I've been practicing in front of the mirror for hours. My toothbrush thinks I'm crazy now. 😄

"Like a perfect shot in golden hour, you shine sublime, displaying boundless beauty, capturing my heart every time."

"Amazing how a stunning beauty like you can make an 8-hour day feel like a thrilling minute."

"Are we in different time zones? Because my heart skips a beat every hour, waiting for your reply."

Are you a couch? Because I feel like I could binge-watch you for hours.

"In my darkest hours, your smile is my dawn, without you, even the finest jewel seems forlorn."

"Are you an 8-hour shift? Because I find you extremely engaging and hard to resist!"

I understand how you feel. Maybe we can start fresh and I can show you what real love feels like. Let's give it a shot!

"Your lips are like a work of art, I could get lost in them for hours."

It's always exciting meeting new people. What's one thing you're passionate about that you could talk about for hours?

In your darkest hour or in the light, I'll be there by your side, shining bright.

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

In your darkest hour, I'll be your guiding light, holding your hand through the night.

"If beauty were seconds, you'd be an hour. Sorry I'm late, but worth the wait."

Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

It's important to prioritize your own happiness too. Don't lose sight of what makes you tick while waiting for someone else.

Are you a nap? Because I can't wait to be in your arms for hours.

"Is your name Roblox? Because you've got me playing for hours, marveling at your unbeatable design and incredible features."

"Apologies for the delay, o maiden fair, your message lost in time's snare, but for you, I'm here."

Aww, already feeling my absence? Should I start sending you hourly updates to keep you from missing me too much? 😜

"Three hours, huh? Impressive. I wonder how long it'd take you to get spellbound by my charm, then."

"Are you my homework? Because I can't seem to get enough of you, even after hours of studying."

Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an e**... for over four hours and I was told to contact you.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in these 24 hours of chatting."

In your dark hour, when the world seems untrue, know that I'm always here for you.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, even at work hour."

Your eyes are so captivating, I could get lost in them for hours. Can I buy you a drink?

"Sorry for the late reply, I was busy getting lost in your profile picture."

"My apologies for the delay, I guess time loses track when dreaming of someone as captivating as you."

In your darkest hour, through thick and thin, I'll be by your side, my heart will win.

"That's impressive! I just get laid... in bed. Every second, every minute, every hour. I'm a professional sleeper."

In your darkest hour, I'll be your light,
Together we'll conquer any fight.

Are you a museum? Because I could spend hours exploring your ancient history.

"Even in silence for a day, your smile speaks volumes to me. Care to share a moment?"

"Apologies for replying so late, I was stuck in a time loop admiring your profile photo for what seemed like seconds."

"Why spend hours on math homework, when you can study the chemistry between us instead?"

"With a beauty like yours, time seems to stand still. Can I steal a few hours to get lost in you?"

"Like Gojo Satoru's limitless power, my love for you is boundless, blooming every hour."

"Even on your worst health day, you turned yoga into a beautiful win—your strength is as inspiring as your smile!"

"If I had to be silent for 24 hours, I'd spend every minute staring into your captivating eyes."

"Apologies for the delay, I was momentarily lost in a time vortex—your beauty must have warped the space-time continuum!"

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours and still be ready for another season!"

"Sweet dreams, beautiful! Just know I'm counting down the hours until I can see that gorgeous smile again."

"Three hours gone, yet you shine brighter still, your beauty makes time standstill, my heart, you thrill."

"Two hours is perfect for a nap! Or are you secretly training for the Couch Olympics? Gold medal in binge-watching, here we come!"

I understand how it feels when someone you love treats you like a friend. It's tough, but stay strong. You deserve someone who knows your worth.

"Ahaha, just trying my best! Tell me something, what's that one thing you could talk about for hours without getting tired?"

"Sorry for the late reply, I was busy convincing the dictionary that they need a new word for our chemistry."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours, and still want more of your captivating show."

"Last hour I saw a demon, but now I see a star; your beauty outshines, no matter where you are."

"Do you have an energy drink handy? Because loving me is like powering through a 24-hour workout session."

s**... burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?

"Hey Mimi, your eyes are like a beautiful sunset; I could get lost in them for hours."

"Jennifer, how about we exchange hours of quality time for a touch of unforgettable memories?"

In your darkest hour, I'll be your light,
Through thick and thin, I'll hold you tight.

"If exams were people, I'd be jealous because they get to spend the next few hours with someone so intelligent."

Your beauty rivals the sea demon's power, together we'll sail through life's grand hour.

"Is your name Playtime? Cause I could spend hours lost in the beautiful adventure of your eyes' depth."

"Sorry for the delay, I was just lost in the thought of how truly enchanting you are."

"Are you a cocktail? Because when I look at you, every hour seems like Happy Hour."

"Just like traffic, you've got my heart stuck in an exhilarating rush hour of love."

"Are you a Time-Turner? Because I’d love to spend every hour with you, even if it’s a little confusing!"

If you're this captivating before a bath, I can only imagine how irresistible you'll be after one.

"Your intelligence is truly captivating, I could listen to your thoughts for hours on end."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber because you're sweet and I can't get enough of you."

"Without you, every minute feels like an hour. Please don't go, cause you're my favorite kind of 'forever'."

In the garden of hearts, you bloom like a flower, a radiant beauty in every hour.

"Counting the hours till our bodies communicate again, when's my favourite conversation coming back?"

"Can I be your 25th hour? Because even when you're busy, I can't stop gazing at your radiant soul."

"Is your name Vinyl? Because just like my record collection, I could get lost in you for hours."

"Are you a magician? Because I can’t believe I'm about to have a trunk full of surprise in two hours!"

"With you, every moment is golden even if we're just sitting still, ever thought about upgrading our friendship to something thrilling?"

"Is it high noon? Because when I'm with you, every hour feels like a victory royale."

"Did you know you're more addictive than Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours, girlfriend."

Your smile blooms like artful flowers, captivating my heart for endless hours.

I must be a laxative

Because you’ll be feeling me in your stomach hours after I go in.

In your darkest hour, I'll be your light,
Guiding you through the night.

In your darkest hour, I'll be your guiding light, standing strong by your side, shining bright.

"You don't have Snapchat, but can I still make a lasting impression that doesn't disappear after 24 hours?"

"If your beauty was a snap, I'd screenshot it every time because no 24 hours is enough to admire it."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours without even getting bored."

"Apologies for the late reply, I was writing a dictionary and got stuck defining 'perfection'... then I saw your message."

Talent? Nah, just hours of practice and the ability to trip over my own feet gracefully! Want to join my clumsy talent show?

In your darkest hour, I'll be your light, by your side through every fight.

Are you a movie ticket? Because I'd stand in line for hours just to be with you.

"Every 8 hours I spend away from you feels like an eternity, darling."

"Are you a movie? Because I could watch you for hours without a popcorn break."

"Sleep is the secret to all great adventures! Rest well and we can continue our chat with fresh minds tomorrow."