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Top 50 Hour Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hour pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hour conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you my package from Amazon?

    Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

  2. Are you reddit?

    Bc I want to spend hours of my day looking at you for no reason.

  3. Hey girl, are you a book?

    Because I want to run my fingers down your spine while I bury my face in you for hours.

  4. Girl, you’re like the SAT

    I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

  5. Are you Reddit...?

    Cause I want to look at you for hours

  6. Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

    Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.

  7. Hey, are you a potato?

    Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

  8. Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

    I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

  9. Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

    Spread your legs and give me an hour

  10. Are you the LoTR?

    Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

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Funny hour pickup lines

Would you believe me if I told you I'm a surgeon?
I'm not, but I still wanna dig in your guts for a few hours.

Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

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Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

Are you a round of golf? Because I'd do you for four hours.

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I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.

Roses are red

Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I'll see you at 2400 hours.

I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt: For hours until it hurts.

My tractor only has 2000 hours.

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Working Hour tinder opener

I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! Or maybe it was the hour I spent on this treadmill.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

I'd like to casserole you. Yeah baby, that's done slowly for about four hours.

Give me an hour, and I can put a hundred swords at your command.

Girl, you're like the SAT

I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.

You remind me of my shower

Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.