The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Hour Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Hour rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about hour, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Hour Pickup Lines

A good Hour hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you my package from Amazon?

    Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

  2. Are you reddit?

    Bc I want to spend hours of my day looking at you for no reason.

  3. Hey girl, are you a book?

    Because I want to run my fingers down your spine while I bury my face in you for hours.

  4. Girl, you’re like the SAT

    I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

  5. Are you Reddit...?

    Cause I want to look at you for hours

  6. Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

    Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable e**... for hours till I die.

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What is a good Hour pickup line?

Short and cute hour pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about hour are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey, are you a potato?

Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour

Are you the LoTR?

Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

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Smooth Hour pickup line

Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

- Day 111

Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

Are you a round of golf? Because I'd do you for four hours.


Cheesy hour Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours.

I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.

Roses are red

Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I'll see you at 2400 hours.

I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.


So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

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Working Hour tinder opener

I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt: For hours until it hurts.

Corny hour Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Hour conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

My tractor only has 2000 hours.

(This a transformers related one)

Are you the matrix of leadership ? Cuz every time you say hi, you light up my darkest hour.

I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! Or maybe it was the hour I spent on this treadmill.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

I'd like to casserole you. Yeah baby, that's done slowly for about four hours.

Give me an hour, and I can put a hundred swords at your command.

Girl, you're like the SAT

I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.


Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.

A good hour Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Hour hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I do not need lights anymore because you bright up my darkest hours.

Girl, use me on your Altar any time. I will give you a temporary boost for hours.

You remind me of my shower

Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night

Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?

I love you in the morning, in the middle of the day, in the hours we are together, and the hours we are apart.

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

Girl, are you the finals? because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

Girl, are you the SAT?

Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

Babe, you light my darkest hour.


Hey, baby, I wanna let you know, I took a shot to the leg today and only cried for two hours after practice.

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

Roses are red, lime is sour.... Open

Your legs and give me an hour.

Ukw? I can watch a movie made entirely of your cute pics, maybe 50+ hours long, in one sitting without getting bored.

Girl, a 5 Hour Energy won't be enough for me to pleasure you all night.

If seconds were beauty

You would be the whole 24 hours

Save Water, do not shower with me. Because we would be in there for hours.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Hour love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Hour chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.