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Top 39 Clock Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Clock pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock?

    I’d enjoy waking up to you

  2. Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

    Because I desperately need your approval.

  3. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

  4. Are you the clock in my math class

    Cuz I cant stop lookin at you

  5. Baby, you over clock my processor.

  6. Hey baby, are you my alarm clock?

    Because I wanna smash you against the wall at 5 AM

  7. I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.

    Would you like to come and hear it?

  8. You’re a piece of trash

    As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

    How does 7 o’clock sound?

  9. Hey baby, are you an alarm clock?

    Because I wanna smash you until you shut the fuck up ;)

  10. Hey girl are you a wall clock

    Cause everytime I see you I wanna hold your hands and make time stop.

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What is a Clock pickup line?

Funny clock pickup lines

You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

Hey Girl, are you an alarm clock?

Cause I’d like to wake up with you

What's the difference between you and an alarm clock?

I don't mind when I'm in bed and you go off next to me.

Hey girl, are you the clock at my work?

Cause time stops when I look at you

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Are you an alarm clock?

Because I’d like to wake up to you every morning.

Damn girl, are you an alarm clock?
Because you’re annoying as hell, but that makes me wanna smash

Hey boy, are you a grandfather's clock?

Cuz I'd love to take your pendulum around for a swing!

This one is a little more elaborate

You go up to the girl and tell her:
'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear'

she: 'But I am'

you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'

Are you an alarm clock?

Cause id smash the fuck out of you every morning

Are you a clock

Cuz lemme take the L and you can take the cock

Are you an alarm clock?

Cause your the reason i get up every day.

Are you an alarm clock?

Because I want to push your buttons until you finally give up.

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Are you the national debt clock?

Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down

Are you a clock I just shit on?

Because you're a waste of time

Will you be my alarm clock?

So i can slap you every 10 minutes, for another 10 minutes.

Are you my alarm clock?

Cause I wanna turn you on at night then bang you on my dresser in the morning.

Are you a clock?

Because I think of you all the time

My clock tower just sprang forward. Wanna see?

You make me feel like a clock: all gooey inside.

Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.

I set my clock two hours ahead so I could see a future with you in it.

I didn't change my clocks so that I could get behind you.

You’re on a clock. The question is who’s clock are you on?