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Top 33 Clock Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Clock chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock?

    I’d enjoy waking up to you

  2. Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

    Because I desperately need your approval.

  3. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

  4. Baby, you over clock my processor.

  5. Hey baby, are you my alarm clock?

    Because I wanna smash you against the wall at 5 AM

  6. I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.

    Would you like to come and hear it?

  7. You’re a piece of trash

    As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

    How does 7 o’clock sound?

  8. Hey baby, are you an alarm clock?

    Because I wanna smash you until you shut the fuck up ;)

  9. Hey Girl, are you an alarm clock?

    Cause I’d like to wake up with you

  10. What's the difference between you and an alarm clock?

    I don't mind when I'm in bed and you go off next to me.

clock pickup line
What is a Clock pickup line?

Funny clock pickup lines

Hey girl, are you the clock at my work?
Cause time stops when I look at you

Are you a alarm clock?

Cause I wanna hit that in the morning

Are you an alarm clock?

Because I’d like to wake up to you every morning.

This one is a little more elaborate

You go up to the girl and tell her:
'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear'

she: 'But I am'

you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'

Are you a clock

Cuz lemme take the L and you can take the cock

Are you an alarm clock?

Cause id smash the fuck out of you every morning

Are you an alarm clock?
Cause your the reason i get up every day.

Are you a clock?

Cause I’d like to stare at you for hours

Are you the national debt clock?

Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down

Will you be my alarm clock?

So i can slap you every 10 minutes, for another 10 minutes.

Are you a clock I just shit on?

Because you're a waste of time

Are you a clock?

Because I think of you all the time

Are you my alarm clock?

Cause I wanna turn you on at night then bang you on my dresser in the morning.

Girl in bar: what do you do for a living? Firefighter reply; I make the six o'clock news.

My place…..Eight o'clock……bring a friend.

Can I adjust your body clock?

Are you a clock? Because you are ticking me off.

You make me feel like a clock: all gooey inside.

Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.

I set my clock two hours ahead so I could see a future with you in it.

I didn't change my clocks so that I could get behind you.

My clock tower just sprang forward. Wanna see?

You’re on a clock. The question is who’s clock are you on?