37 Clock Pick Up lines

Want to pick up that hot girl or hot guy with a well timed clock pick up line? This list of clock related pick up lines will do the trick for you. These pick up lines with clocks include different themes and puns about the word “clock”. Use these pick up lines related to clock for the perfect timing to land on the hot ones. Easily copy & paste the best pickup lines now!

Best Working Clock Pickup Lines

A good Clock hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock?

I’d enjoy waking up to you
Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Baby, you over clock my processor.
Are you the clock in my math class

Cuz I cant stop lookin at you
Hey baby, are you my alarm clock?

Because I wanna smash you against the wall at 5 AM

Here are 37 clock pick up lines for her and flirty clock rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your clock rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny clock pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty clock joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute clock pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about clock are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.

Would you like to come and hear it?

You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

How does 7 o’clock sound?

Girl, let's guac’ed around the clock.

We don't need a chess clock baby, I'll give you all the time in the world to make your move.

Hey girl are you a wall clock

Cause everytime I see you I wanna hold your hands and make time stop.

You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

Hey Girl, are you an alarm clock?

Cause I’d like to wake up with you

Cheesy clock Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

What's the difference between you and an alarm clock?

I don't mind when I'm in bed and you go off next to me.

Hey girl, are you the clock at my work?

Cause time stops when I look at you

Are you a alarm clock?
Cause I wanna hit that in the morning

Are you an alarm clock?

Because I’d like to wake up to you every morning.

This one is a little more elaborate

You go up to the girl and tell her:
'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear'

she: 'But I am'

you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'

Hey boy, are you a grandfather's clock?

Cuz I'd love to take your pendulum around for a swing!

Are you an alarm clock?

Cause your the reason i get up every day.

Corny clock Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Clock conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a clock?

Cause I’d like to stare at you for hours

Are you the national debt clock?

Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down

Are you a clock?

Because I think of you all the time

Are you my alarm clock?

Cause I wanna turn you on at night then kiss you on my dresser in the morning.

Will you be my alarm clock?
So i can slap you every 10 minutes, for another 10 minutes.

I set my clock two hours ahead so I could see a future with you in it.

Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.

You make me feel like a clock: all gooey inside.

My clock tower just sprang forward. Wanna see?

I didn't change my clocks so that I could get behind you.

Can I adjust your body clock?

You’re on a clock. The question is who’s clock are you on?

A good clock Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Clock hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girl in bar: what do you do for a living? Firefighter reply; I make the six o'clock news.

Are you a clock? Because you are ticking me off.

My place…..Eight o'clock……bring a friend.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Clock love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Clock chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.