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Top 37 Clock Pick Up lines

Want to pick up that hot girl or hot guy with a well timed clock pick up line? This list of clock related pick up lines will do the trick for you. These pick up lines with clocks include different themes and puns about the word “clock”. Use these pick up lines related to clock for the perfect timing to land on the hot ones. Easily copy & paste the best pickup lines now!

  1. What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock?

    I’d enjoy waking up to you

  2. Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

    Because I desperately need your approval.

  3. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

  4. Baby, you over clock my processor.

  5. Are you the clock in my math class

    Cuz I cant stop lookin at you

  6. Hey baby, are you my alarm clock?

    Because I wanna smash you against the wall at 5 AM

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What is a Clock pickup line?

Working short clock pickup lines to impress a girl

I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.

Would you like to come and hear it?

You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

How does 7 o’clock sound?

Girl, let's guac’ed around the clock.

We don't need a chess clock baby, I'll give you all the time in the world to make your move.

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This is a funny Clock pickup line!

Hey girl are you a wall clock

Cause everytime I see you I wanna hold your hands and make time stop.

You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

Hey Girl, are you an alarm clock?

Cause I’d like to wake up with you

clock Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

What's the difference between you and an alarm clock?

I don't mind when I'm in bed and you go off next to me.

Hey girl, are you the clock at my work?

Cause time stops when I look at you

Are you a alarm clock?
Cause I wanna hit that in the morning

Are you an alarm clock?

Because I’d like to wake up to you every morning.

This one is a little more elaborate

You go up to the girl and tell her:
'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear'

she: 'But I am'

you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'

Hey boy, are you a grandfather's clock?

Cuz I'd love to take your pendulum around for a swing!

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Working Clock tinder opener

Are you an alarm clock?

Cause your the reason i get up every day.

clock Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Are you a clock?

Cause I’d like to stare at you for hours

Are you the national debt clock?

Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down

Are you my alarm clock?

Cause I wanna turn you on at night then kiss you on my dresser in the morning.

Will you be my alarm clock?

So i can slap you every 10 minutes, for another 10 minutes.

Are you a clock?
Because I think of you all the time

My clock tower just sprang forward. Wanna see?

You’re on a clock. The question is who’s clock are you on?

Girl in bar: what do you do for a living? Firefighter reply; I make the six o'clock news.

My place…..Eight o'clock……bring a friend.

I set my clock two hours ahead so I could see a future with you in it.

I didn't change my clocks so that I could get behind you.

You make me feel like a clock: all gooey inside.

clock Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Can I adjust your body clock?

Are you a clock? Because you are ticking me off.

Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.

Smooth and dirty Clock pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Clock conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Clock phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.