I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.

Would you like to come and hear it?

You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

How does 7 o’clock sound?

Girl, let's guac’ed around the clock.

We don't need a chess clock baby, I'll give you all the time in the world to make your move.

Your beauty shines like a rock, your grace cuts through like scissors, and your charm never stops like a clock.

"You're like a perfect clock, always on time, and I can't help but want to sync my heart to your rhythm."

Did you invent the 24/7 workday? Because I can't stop clocking in for you.

"Are you a clock? Because every moment with you feels like a timeless treasure I don't want to miss."

Like the hands of a clock, our love will never stop - let's rock, together, nonstop.

You're sharper than rock, elegant as scissors, and timeless like a clock. Perfectly crafted in every tick-tock.

Just like the rock beats scissors in this game, your smile is what puts my heart in flame.

Stop the clocks, for your beauty is timeless, like a rare gem that forever shines.

Like the hands on a clock, my heart ticks for you around the clock.

Want to see why they call me "Big Ben"? It's not just because I'm hung like a clock tower.

Your beauty cuts through like scissors sharp, you've stolen my heart with every tick of the clock.

"Is it really New Year's Day, or did the clocks reset just to match the rhythm of your heart?"

"Do you have an alarm clock? Because whenever I see you, my heart just won't stop ticking."

Like scissors cutting through the air, your beauty shines beyond compare.

"Is your body clock ticking? Because mine is, and it's set to 'forever' with a side of beautiful babies."

Your smile is as striking as a clock's chime, I'm drawn to you every time.

"Are you a clock? Because time flies when I'm with you."

"Time's ticking, but I'd rather talk to you than check the clock. How about we grab a coffee instead?"

You're like a rock, strong and bold, in my clock of life, you're the one I hold.

Are you a rock? Because you've got strength that never stops, and my heart just can't be locked.

You're as sharp as a rock, as delicate as scissors, and as timeless as a clock.

Like clockwork, your beauty shines bright, outshining any starlight.

In this game of rock, scissors, clock, you're the one who rocks my heart around the clock.

Like the hands on a clock, our chemistry is ticking. You rock, girl - my heart's picking!

"Good morning! I'm splendid, thanks for asking. How's your day treating you so far? Enjoying your coffee or still fighting with the alarm clock?"

You're as sharp as rock, beautiful as a clock, my heart beats faster with every tick-tock.

"In the realm of Roblox, your beauty is unmatched, it stops my heart's clocks, in your charm I'm truly latched."

You're as sharp as rock, as swift as scissors, and timeless like a clock. Truly a rare gem.

Are you a clock? Because time flies when I'm with you, and I never want it to stop.

"Your beauty cuts through like a scissor, making my heart tick-tock with fervor."

Are you a Fortnite battle pass? Because I'd pay good money just to have you around.

Like rock beats scissors, my heart skips for you. Your beauty shines brighter than a clock's view.

I'll be your alarm clock, keeping you up with interesting conversations all night long. No time for sleep when there's so much to explore together!

Haha, you've got a good eye for accuracy! Like a broken clock, I'm right at least twice a day. 😉

"You must be the second hand on a clock, because every moment spent with you feels precious."

How about we set our alarm clocks for sunrise and make sure we have a sleepless night together?

Like a rock, you're strong and steady; like scissors, sharp and ready. With you, time stands still.

Your beauty shines like polished rocks, making all other girls fade like dull clocks.

At home it is always sweet o’ clock. Want to come with me?

Your beauty cuts through like scissors, your charm rocks my world, and your presence stops time like a clock.

Like a clock ticking, my heart beats for you. You're the perfect match, like rock-paper-scissors too.

"Just like a clock, you have perfect timing. Scissors can't cut through your shining."

Are you a clock? Because I can't wait to spend my time with you anytime!

You're like a clock, always keeping me on time, with your beauty that shines like a prime.

You're the rock to my scissors, your beauty never stops, like a timeless clock.

Are you a rock in disguise? Because you've got me mesmerized with those captivating eyes.

"Are you a clock? Because every time you're around, I turn into 'Speed' and finish my day in two minutes."

"Morning! Your sweet words are better than any alarm clock. Here's to hoping the future holds shared early mornings."

Like a clock, you're timeless and true, always shining bright just like you do.

Are you a rock in my hand, breaking hearts with your charm? Because you've got me falling like sand.

Are you a rock in my life? Because you've beaten all the odds in this game of love.

Your beauty rocks my world like scissors through paper, every moment spent with you is a treasure.

"The moment you leave, time loses its charm. Can't wait to have the handsomest clock back, ticking seductively in my life."

"Is your biological clock ticking? Because I'm ready to shift the hands and infuse a heartbeat into our love tale."

"As the clock strikes midnight, in the New Year's glow, your beauty outshines any firework show."

"Just like Ticci Toby's obsession with clocks, I am uncontrollably drawn to your hypnotic charm."

You're as sharp as scissors, as solid as a rock, and as timeless as a clock.

Your nerdy allure and wisdom so sublime, make my heart race like a clock's chime.

Your beauty is sharper than scissors, my heart races like a clock - let's meet at dawn and unlock.

In the game of love, you're the rock to my scissors - strong, sharp, and cutting through barriers.

"Are you Cinderella? Because I can't wait to take control after the clock strikes midnight."

Hey Girl, are you an alarm clock?

Cause I’d like to wake up with you

"You're my shining scissor, cutting through time. With you, my world is truly sublime."

"Why wait for the clock when we can create our own perfect moment together?"

Your beauty shines like the rock, your charm cuts through like a scissor, you've stopped time like a clock.

Like a rock, you stand strong and true, in my eyes, there's no one quite like you.

"Are you made of rock, scissors, and clock? Because you've got me completely locked."

Are you a Fortnite battle pass? Because you're worth every level and more.

You're the rock to my scissors, the perfect match that always delivers.

You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

You're the rock to my scissors, always strong and true, with you by my side, I'll never feel blue.

Your smile outshines the clock, stopping time with every tick and tock.

You're as delicate as a rock, but sharp like scissors, your beauty never stops.

Haha, don't worry, I'm like a human clock but instead of chiming, I snack. Time for lunch yet?

Your smile outshines a clock's tick-tock, let's dance together like a timeless clock.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... and suddenly it's fun o'clock!"

Are you an alarm clock? Because you just woke me up from my beauty sleep.

In your hard times, I'll be your rock, always by your side around the clock.

"You've got the strength of rock, the grace of scissors, and a smile that could make any clock tick."

Just like clockwork, you've captured my heart with every tick. Your beauty is sharp as a pair of scissors.

Did you just speed up time? Because the moment I met you, the clock couldn't slow down fast enough.

Your beauty stops time like a clock, outshining all others with every tick and tock.

You're like a ticking clock, always on time with style that truly rocks.

"You must be a magician because every time I look at your picture, all I see is timeless beauty."

"You're the paper to my rock, a perfect match in this game of love's clock."

"Ah, morning. That moment when your bed feels like a cloud and your alarm clock, the thunderstorm. How's it treating you today?"

"Good morning, are you an alarm clock? Because you've just turned my snooze button into 'fall in love' mode."

"Just like a clock, you're always on time to make my heart skip a beat."

Like a clock, you're timeless and steady, your presence in my life makes everything ready.

Your charm cuts through like scissors, your grace ticks away like a clock; you're a masterpiece in every paradox.

"Well, Sally, looks like our internal clocks are totally out of sync! But hey, it keeps life interesting, doesn't it?"

Like a clock counting time, you're always on my mind. Your beauty shines like rock, I'm yours to unlock.

"Are you a clock? Because when I look at you, time stops and my heart beats faster."

You're the rock to my scissors, always winning in my heart. Time stops when we're together, never apart.

Your grace cuts through like scissors, you're timeless like a clock, my world stops when you walk.

"Can I be your alarm clock? Because I'd love to be the reason you smile first thing in the morning."

Your smile is as sharp as a pair of scissors, cutting through my heart with love that shimmers.

You're a timeless beauty like a clock that never stops ticking, in your presence, my heart keeps skipping.

"Are you a clock? Because every time I look at you, it feels like time just stops."

"If we were alarm clocks, I'd hit snooze just to spend more time with you at 5:30am."

You're as sharp as scissors, but as steady as a rock - a perfect match for my heart's clock.

Your beauty cuts through like rock, your grace outshines scissors, and your charm ticks like a clock.

Your smile cuts through like rock, in a world of chaos you're my safe dock.

Love, you're like the clock - timeless and perfect. Let's dance through life together, rock, paper, scissors.

"How about we skip the alarm clock tomorrow and wake up to breakfast in bed together instead, beautiful?"

Hey girl, are you the clock at my work?

Cause time stops when I look at you

"Your eyes sparkle like a rock, your smile cuts through like scissors, and time stops for you like a clock."

Are you a rock in my life, always steady and true? Because with you, time just flew!

Your grace cuts through like a pair of sharp scissors in the game of rock, scissors, clock.

Is your name Fortnite? Because I can't stop thinking about you, even when it's not night time.

"Are you a clock? Because you're always on my mind, ticking away with every passing second."

Haha, I love it! "The Girl Who Conquered Snooze Buttons" could be mine. Warning: may contain dramatic battles with alarm clocks!

"I'd tell you the time, but I'm too lost in your eyes to read the clock."

"Are you a clock? Because time stops when I'm with you, my dear rock."

"Can I borrow a moment of your time? It seems that your laughter has clocked my world."

Your beauty stops time like a clock,
In this game of life, you're my lucky rock.

"Are you a clock? Because whenever I see you, it’s always penis time—oops, I mean party time!"

"You're sharp as scissors, yet soft as a breeze. In this game of life, you bring me ease."

"You must be the ideal mother figure, because every time I see you, baby, my biological clock starts ticking faster."

When I see you, my heart races like the ticking of a clock, your beauty truly rocks.

"Are you my late-night reverie? With every tick of the clock, you become more irresistibly enticing."

Your beauty cuts through time like scissors through paper, my heart races faster, you're my clock's keeper.

Your beauty shines like a polished rock, cutting through my heart like a pair of scissors on the clock.

"Excuse me, miss, but could you help me with the time? Because when I saw you, I lost track of it."

"Are you my alarm clock? Because I'd love to be woken up by your smile every morning."

Are you a alarm clock?

Cause I wanna hit that in the morning

"Your beauty rocks like a steady clock, matching my heartbeat tick-tock."