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Top 34 Clock Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Clock pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Clock conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock?

    I’d enjoy waking up to you

  2. Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

    Because I desperately need your approval.

  3. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

  4. Are you the clock in my math class

    Cuz I cant stop lookin at you

  5. Baby, you over clock my processor.

  6. Hey baby, are you my alarm clock?

    Because I wanna smash you against the wall at 5 AM

  7. I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.

    Would you like to come and hear it?

  8. You’re a piece of trash

    As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

    How does 7 o’clock sound?

  9. Hey girl are you a wall clock

    Cause everytime I see you I wanna hold your hands and make time stop.

  10. Hey Girl, are you an alarm clock?

    Cause I’d like to wake up with you

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What is a Clock pickup line?

Funny clock pickup lines

You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

What's the difference between you and an alarm clock?

I don't mind when I'm in bed and you go off next to me.

Hey girl, are you the clock at my work?

Cause time stops when I look at you

Are you a alarm clock?

Cause I wanna hit that in the morning

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This is a funny Clock pickup line!

Hey boy, are you a grandfather's clock?

Cuz I'd love to take your pendulum around for a swing!

This one is a little more elaborate
You go up to the girl and tell her:
'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear'

she: 'But I am'

you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'

Are you an alarm clock?

Because I want to push your buttons until you finally give up.

Are you an alarm clock?

Cause your the reason i get up every day.

Are you a clock?

Cause I’d like to stare at you for hours

Are you the national debt clock?

Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down

Are you a clock?

Because I think of you all the time

Will you be my alarm clock?

So i can slap you every 10 minutes, for another 10 minutes.

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Working Clock tinder opener

I set my clock two hours ahead so I could see a future with you in it.

Are you a clock? Because you are ticking me off.

I didn't change my clocks so that I could get behind you.

You make me feel like a clock: all gooey inside.

You’re on a clock. The question is who’s clock are you on?

Girl in bar: what do you do for a living? Firefighter reply; I make the six o'clock news.

My place…..Eight o'clock……bring a friend.

Can I adjust your body clock?

My clock tower just sprang forward. Wanna see?

Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.