Top 16 Counter Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Counter pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

2. Are you a lap counter? Because without you, I'm lost.

3. Are you a jar of pickles?

   Cause I'd like to bang you on the counter.

4. I’ll Wipe Away your Shadow of Doubts about me. You cant have a Counter-spell for that.

5. Hey girl, are you Counter Strike?

   Because your face is globally offensive.

6. Hey, random question but by any chance you like Raisins?

   Oh nice! me too so how about a date?
   
   [Counter reply to their answer to the date if they say no]
   
   Oh sweet! same here, i don't like dates too.
   
   Back Story - Been using this since i was a wittle Asian boy in primary.

7. (To someone working somewhere where a counter separates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.

8. Are you a jar of tomato sauce?

   Cause I’m gonna bang you on the counter

9. Damn girl are you a shot glass?

   Cus i’d bang you on the counter after having a taste of you!

10. I'm going to put you up on the counter

    Cause that's where all the snacks belong.

Funny counter pickup lines

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I want to take you over the counter.

Reasons to date a pharmacist:
Pharmacists can do more than lick and stick.
Pharmacists have a long duration of action.
Pharmacists Rx rated.
Pharmacists find new routes of administration.
Pharmacists do it over the counter.
Pharmacists are patient lovers.
Pharmacists accept third parties.
Pharmacists have a quick reconstitution time.
Pharmacists do it without breaks.
You will want no substitution.

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