If you show me your polling card, I will show you mine!

You know what else is perfect? The card catalog of your features, girl.

Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

If you play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.

Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

I’m not even playing cards

Yet I still pulled a queen

(Vampire Costume) If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an o**... donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out.

I don’t call yellow cards for getting too physical.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

There are so many queens in a deck of cards, but you are the only queen that I want.

Have you seen my missing Monopoly real estate card? Because I have a property saved for you tonight.

Are you a card shark? Well babe you can have my credit card any day.

Hey girl I'm glad I brought my library card

....because I really enjoy checking you out.

Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

Girl, would you prefer crystals or credit card? Because I got both.

Are you a taunt card? Cause I've just gotta hit that.

Hi, I'm a wrestling ref, but if you play your cards right, I'll let you see if you can hold me down for longer than 3 seconds.

Hey girl, are you an NVIDIA Fermi graphics card?

Because you are HOT.

Are you a buff? Because I want to draw my Quest Card.

Let's play cards, and you would be my queen of hearts, because you already got my heart.

My deck of cards only has 51 cards. I am missing you as my queen of hearts.

Girl, I need a Get Out of Jail card tonight, because your beauty will send me straight to Jail.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

They say you’re like a public library, anyone with a card can check you out.

Scrolling through your profile is like playing cards

I hope for a queen and I never get disappointed

Hey baby, I'm full of myself

If you play your cards right, you can be full of me too.

If we were a card game, you'd be the king of hearts because you've won over mine.

"Are you an Arduino card? Because every time I see you, my heart starts to program in the love language."

"A biopic, huh? Sounds like a perfect blend of adventure and drama. Can't wait to hear more about it over coffee sometime."

"You're the sweetest gift this Eid, just like the special card I wrote for you."

Kiss me, I play card games!

"Did you get a yellow card in volleyball? Because you've stolen my attention and haven't given it back yet!"

If you were a library card, I would never return you because you're way overdue for a date.

"I may not need a green card for America, but I definitely need one for your heartland."

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out, just like your dad's credit card.

"Do you accept credit cards? Because I'm completely invested in making a love transaction with you!"

Can I borrow your library card? Because I want to check you out and lick you all over.

I don’t have library card,

But can I check you out?

"Well, sounds like an intriguing journey. I hope I'm lucky enough to get a sneak peek into the Director's cut."

"Destiny must be playing her cards right, putting such an irresistibly seductive charm in my path."

"Are you a wizard? Because ever since I met you, all my dice rolls have been critical hits."

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'mine'? Because like my ID card, I'd always want to carry you around."

"Do you believe in love at first cast? Because I just hooked the biggest catch online!"

"Well, every fascinating biopic needs a charming lead actress, maybe you're auditioning for that role? 😉"

"Are you a lucky scratch card? Because every moment with you feels like hitting the jackpot!"

Don't worry; I won't send you a gift card to the local gas station. My gifts are top-notch! 🎁

Are you a wave? Because you make me want to ride along and never look back.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes - just like grandpa in the supermarket.

"Are you a deck of cards? Because you’ve got me feeling lucky every time I see you!"

"Are you a strategy card? Because every time I play with you, my heart races like it's game night."

Are you a wizard? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've rolled a natural 20!

"Are we a Hallmark card? Because our friendship feels like it's written by professionals."

"Show me your library card, because girl, without you, my life is overdue!"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, time seems to pause like a perfect hand of cards.

"Are you a green card? Because my heart wants to declare you as its permanent resident."

"Ah, a biopic? Sounds intriguing. I hope the plot includes a charming and irresistible co-star. Hint, hint 😉"

"Hopefully, I'll be cast as the dashing co-star who saves you from a rabid squirrel invasion. Plot twist!"

"Are you a thank you card? Because my heart keeps thanking me every time I see you."

"Charming as you are, remember: it takes more than sweet talk to steal this heart—want to give it a shot?"

"Is your name Jack, 'cause I've been feeling like a Queen of Hearts whenever you're around."

"Ah, the thrill of the unknown. Maybe I'll be your co-star in this unpredictable biopic of life? 😏"

"In my deck of life, I have all the cards but one missing queen. Would you mind completing my set?"

I'll make sure to send Yvonne a thank you card for bringing us together. How about we celebrate by binge-watching cat videos and eating pizza?

"Is your name Ace? Cause you're the only card in my deck that can make my heart flush."

"Is your Costco card missing a peace sign? Because it looks like you've bought wholesale on harmony and charm."

"Are you a deck of cards? Because I keep picking hearts whenever I'm around you."

I'm so glad i remembered my library card...

Cuz i'm totally checking you out

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Luckily, intelligence is your get-out-of-jail-free card."

"I've got a deck with all the cards, except one queen. Could you fill that royal vacancy?"

"In the game of love, you're a game-changing reversal card. With just one look, you've got me all twisted up."

"Do you have a spell to make me fall for you? Because you've already enchanted me."

"Is your name Destiny? Because I see a future with me in your cards."

"In this game of life, I've got all the cards I need except one - a queen. Will you complete my deck?"

Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out for all those big words.

"As long as it's not a horror biopic about a guy who's addicted to dad jokes. Too late for me!"

"Can't wait to be part of your thrilling script! Should I practice my autograph for the red carpet already?"

When I play your card, my heart skips a beat. You're the ultimate power-up in my game.

I wish I could be your PADI card so we could always go diving together.

Aww, thanks! Maybe you'll get a peek at the kitty panties if you play your cards right 😉 What's your favorite way to unwind after a long day?

"Do your parents have a library card? Cause I'm definitely checking you out past their strict 'due date'."

Do you believe in magic? Because every time I see you, it feels like holding the winning card.

"Are we at Hallmark? Because our relationship could be the 'Best Friends' card everyone's searching for."

If I had to choose between a deck of cards and your smile, I'd pick you every time.

You are as pretty as a Green card.

Are you a spellcaster? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's under a charm spell.

"Do you like Saw films and games? How about we switch roles tonight, with some fun pegging on the cards?"

"I must be a collector, because I've never seen a card as valuable as you."

"Are you a deck of cards? Because I've been looking for a Queen to complete my Joker life."

"With a story like yours, they'd need a trilogy. Who do you think should play me in your biopic?"

"Do you believe in gender role reversals? Because I'm game if you're dealing the cards."

Thanks for the compliment! Maybe you'll get to see more than just my butt if you play your cards right.

"Are you my ID card? Because I can't go anywhere without feeling incomplete without you."

"You like cards? Well, darling, life dealt me a winning hand the moment I saw you."

"Well, a biopic about you sounds intriguing. I'd be the first in line for tickets, provided it includes our first date."

"You're the ace of my heart, playing cards with purr-fect art."

"Are you a deck of cards? Because you've got all the right moves to win me over."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I'm with you, my heart races faster than a deck of cards!

"Sounds like an Oscar-winning tale already! So where do I audition for the leading man?"

Are you a rare Lilia Vanrouge card? Because I'm ready to trade my whole deck just to have you.

"I've got every card in the deck, but my game isn't complete without a queen. Fancy being the missing piece?"

"Let's make sure it's a box office hit then, the chemistry between us already feels Oscar-worthy."

"If love were a report card, I'd say you're short but all your grades are A+."

"Well, I can't promise Hollywood but I can promise interesting conversation and laughter. Deal?"

"Are you a limited edition? Because I'm ready to swipe my card for an exclusive item like you."

"Show me your library card, because I'm totally checking you out, bookworm style."

"Do you have a dance card? Because I'd love to book some steps with you—preferably the tango of life!"

"Sounds like an adventure! If that's a biopic, can I at least be the charming co-star?"

"Well, I've got a knack for becoming irresistible characters. Maybe I'll be your next captivating story."

Are you a rare card? Because you're one-of-a-kind and I'd love to collect you.

"Well, with such a captivating story like yours, I might just be your co-star in that biopic."

"Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out... and clearly, you're overdue for a date."

"Well, who wouldn't want a biopic with a plot twist like you? I'm intrigued and ready for the next chapter."

"Show me your library card, because I'm totally checking you out."

"I must have used up all my luck drawing you, because you're definitely the winning card in my deck."

Play your cards right and I'll show you why I am the Walrus.

"Are you a deck of cards? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’ve hit the jackpot!"

Uk ... If we play playing cards together , the cards will be 49 instead of 52

Cuz u'll be my only queen

Do you have a library card? Because I'm not gonna shut up until I check you out.

"Well, if I had a report card for being the best, it'd say 'Straight A’s' in making hearts skip a beat!"

Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out with my cool librarian card.

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, you make my heart skip a beat like a winning card.

Are you a rare holographic card? Because you shine brighter than all the rest in my collection.

Well, I'll definitely save the joker card for later. Let's see what other surprises I can pull out! 🃏

"Insatiable, huh? Sounds like you could use a co-star in your fascinating life's movie."

Hey, are you a rare card? Because you're one-of-a-kind and I'd love to have you in my collection.

"Do you have a green card? Because my heart is definitely not deporting the love I have for you."

"Eager to write our own biopic? It's all about the plot twists, isn't it?"

"Your eyes are greener than any card, sparking a connection that even borders couldn't keep apart."