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Top 50 Case Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Case pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.

  2. Girl do you have a severe case of plantar fasciitis cus you've been running through my mind all day.

  3. In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

  4. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

  5. You're just like an iPhone. Why use a case when you look a lot sexier with nothing on.

  6. Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

  7. Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.

  8. The genitive is my favorite case because it means you’re mine.

  9. Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

  10. I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

    I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

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I don’t recollect much from my past in any case, I do recall that you are in it.

Eyyy girl, you like alphas?

Because I'm really buggy and require a lot of maintenance and long term work to uncover my full potential, and in many cases will never be truly finished

Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt or pants.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, do you wanna do lunch?

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You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?

Are you the Weimar Republic? Because you’ve given me a serious case of hyperinflation.

Girl, I'll let you be the judge; I'll be the case.

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

Can i have your number?

In case you leave something in my house tonight

What’s the similarity and difference between you and a pillow?

The similarity is that I wanna see you both in my bed, the difference is that I wanna see you without your case

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

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How about you catch a case of the feels instead of a case of corona?


Hey girl, are you a case?

Because I’ll definitely catch it

Hey girl are you 2^4 = 4^2?

Because you sure are one hell of a special case

Hey, are you sunlight?

Because I'm having a bad case of heliophillia right now.

Me: ....It sucks it's like a disease...

Her: In that case I'll be your medicine...

Ps: tbh the setup feels bad but I can't recall what I said it was much smoother when this happened. It was about a year ago all I remember is the medicine part.

Hey baby, are you a computer case?

Because you seem like you were built to put parts inside you.

Do you like murder mysteries...

Because I’ve been a suspect in 4 murder cases.

Do you think guys think with their dicks?

(Girl says yes)
In that case, would you please blow my mind?

Are you a lawyer? (My own version)

She: yes/no
Nevertheless I want you to fight a case for me
Because only you can win it
(Her name) stole my heart
Fight my case against her and get her to justice
I want a heart for a heart and only you can get me that

In case you ever burn your tongue

I just burnt my tongue...
Can you lick it better?

You look like a piece of pastry inside the glass display case that I'm dying to get a piece of.