Are you a lawyer?

Because I'd love to be your guilty verdict and get sentenced to a night in your chambers.

If I were a sentence, you'd be an exclamation mark, because you make me excited.

If your heart was a jail, I would like to be sentenced to life.

If I was a judge

Id sentence you to my bed

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my words, making every sentence sweeter than birds.

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

"Nathalie, if beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence; mind if I keep you company?"

"If being stunning was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—how about a non-relationship date instead?"

"Are you a race? Because when I see you, even Mr. Speed finishes in 2 minutes."

"Are you a death row sentence? Because meeting you feels so good it should be criminal."

"Well, if being flirty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in the prison of my heart."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Our babies will inherit those good genes.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...and also my ability to form coherent sentences."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—care to share some time behind bars?"

"If being amazing was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—care to break out together?"

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence - without clothes, you'd be downright criminal."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence...because you are drop-dead gorgeous!

If being smooth is a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm the judge.

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Good thing our friendship is legal!

Are you a criminal? Because I've already sentenced myself to be captivated by you forever.

"If being gorgeous was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Want to sneak out with me?"

"I hope stealing hearts isn't a punishable offense, because I'd be in big trouble right now."

If being cute was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Care to share the sentence with me?

"Are we in a race? Because with just one look from you, I'm already reaching the finish line."

"Are you a race? Because every time I look at you, even the most 'speedy' men finish in record time."

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? If so, you'll be serving a life sentence for stealing mine."

"If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence, and I’d gladly be your jailer."

If cuteness was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm a lawbreaker.

"Rizz, if beauty were a sin, you'd surely be serving a life sentence."

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you in your charming company?"

"Are you a racecar? Because I've been known to make things go from 0 to 'speedy' in less than 2 minutes."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because whenever I see you, even 'speedy' rounds seem to end in two minutes."

Are you a thesaurus? Because you keep adding meaning to my sentences with your words.

"If charm was a prison, you'd be serving a life sentence—because I can't escape your captivating presence!"

"Fatima, if beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for being utterly captivating."

"Madison, if beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart. Oh really, indeed."

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence, and I'd happily be your partner in crime."

"If being smooth was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I’m a fan of outlaws."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. And I wouldn't mind being your cellmate."

"If cuteness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for stealing my heart."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm a repeat offender.

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—care to break out with me for a while?"

"Are you a comma? Because you have a natural pause that leaves me breathless and wanting to finish the sentence."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Your snaps brighten my day!"

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you in this adventure?"

Are you a criminal? Because you stole my heart and now I need to sentence you to love me.

"Just like Speedy in a two-minute relay, looking at you makes my heart race and beat the record straightaway!"

"If being adorable was a crime, you'd never be alone because I'd be serving a life sentence just for knowing you."

Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, I feel like I've been sentenced to love.

If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence with that killer body.

"If cuteness was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence in my heart."

"If being with you is a punishment, then I'm the luckiest man alive facing the most pleasurable sentence."

If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Happy Women's Day!

"If cool was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you for some fun?"

"If sweetness was a crime, we'd both be serving a life sentence in the prison of love."

"Is your name Stopwatch? Cause every time I see you, I turn into Speed and finish the race in 2 minutes!"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Mind if I join your jury?"

"If being adorable was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence for making me look silly."

If being amazing was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Your friendship is pure magic.

"If smelling like a skunk was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart."

"Noa, if beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Can I be your cellmate?"

If being amazing was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. You're truly one of a kind.

Are you a judge? Because you've sentenced me to a lifetime of swooning over you.

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Guess that's why they call you a semen demon."

"Are you a timer, darling? Because when I'm with you, even 'Speed' finishes in 2 minutes."

"If being a chatterbox with a twisted humor was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence in your heart."

"If being adorable was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence, wouldn't you?"

"Is your name Grammar? Because you've got everything that makes my sentences make sense."

"If bad times were a crime, you'd have a life sentence. Good thing I'm here to be your partner in crime."

"If being this irresistible was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence in that bath!"

"If looking that good is a crime, then you're guilty as charged. Care to share your sentence with me?"

If being gorgeous was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence.

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you in this captivating adventure?"

"Are you ready for a life sentence, because stealing your heart is a crime I'm willing to commit."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. How about we start your parole with one drink?"

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for stealing my heart, Asian angel."

"If being gorgeous was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence, Maxine."

"If being goofy was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence in your heart, my homie quandale dingle rizz."

"Handing my heart over to you sounds like a fair trade for stealing my breath away."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence, Lena Zwitsers. You've stolen my heart.

If tired was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence because you've been running through my dreams all night.

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm a sucker for outlaws."

"If looking good was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. You're absolutely stunning."

Can I be your punctuation mark? I want to be the one to end your sentences.

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm into bad girls."

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Luckily, I'm here to plead for parole."

"Is your name Lightning? Because our love could outpace Speedy himself, leaving him panting in just two minutes!"

"Anna, if loving you was a crime, I'd gladly serve my sentence with a smile, just to see yours again."

"Hey Gift, if being sexy was a crime, we'd be serving a life sentence together in the family of attractiveness."

"Is your name Lightning? Cause I've never been known to beat around the bush, but with you, I'm all in for a speedy chase."

"Well, if beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Should I appeal for bail?"

If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. You light up the screen like a porno star.

"Fatima, if beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence; I’d gladly be your partner in crime."

"Do you believe in love at first sentence, or should I revise my introduction?"

"If your beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—those stunning curves should come with a warning!"

"Did Izzy tell you about her date with Speed? Looks like your smile could break that 2-minute record!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my ability to form coherent sentences."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for stealing my heart at first sight."

"Are you ready for a life sentence? Because when you're with me, it's nothing but thrilling, endless passion."

"Is your name Speed? Because I can't help but finish quickly when lost in those captivating eyes of yours."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. That's how stunning you are."

Excuse me, but if being gorgeous was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence.

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my sentences, unlike autocorrect!

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. You're dangerously irresistible.

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Luckily, all I'm guilty of is falling for you.

"Is it a crime to steal your heart? If so, I'm ready for a life sentence in your arms."

"Is your heart a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, it feels like my pulse is trying to break the speed record!"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. How about some study distractions together?"

"Can I call you my speed limit? Because with you, every 'speedy' guy seems to hit their climax way too soon."

"If kisses were a marathon, they'd call me speedy - I always finish first!"

"Is your heart a prison? Because it's got this bad boy wanting to serve a lifetime sentence."

"Darling, if testing your patience was a crime, could I serve my sentence in the prison of your heart?"

"In a world of words and poets, I'd choose silence, for your presence alone completes my sentences."

"Your body's a crime, and I'm willing to do the time. Ready for a mimosa-tinted sentence?"

"Are you a race? Cause when I'm with you, even Speed finishes in under 2 minutes."

"Just like Speed, I can't help but finish quickly, especially when it's a race to your heart."

If being strong and independent were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart.

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Can I be your cellmate in swallow city?"

"If cuteness were a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you in jail?"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—care to make some unforgettable memories together?"

"Are you a race? Because when you smile, my heart beats Speed's 2 minute record."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving multiple life sentences.

"If beauty was a crime, miss, you'd be serving a life sentence."

"If beauty was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence in my dreams."

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. And your little one is the cutest accomplice."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. You take my breath away."

You must be the judge, because you've just sentenced me to a lifetime of loving you.

"Are you a race? Because whenever I'm near you, I finish in record time - call me Mr. Speedy!"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Care to escape with me?"

"Darling, if sweetness was a crime, you'd have me serving a life sentence in the prison of your heart."