Top 21 Sentence Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sentence pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Is your heart a prison?
Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.
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I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one
I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out
i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first
*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars
Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit
Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight
Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y
Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”
I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet
*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce
Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor
Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex
Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9
Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap
One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?
Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?
Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you
wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I
*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets
Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose
The foot ball one
*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot
Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts
You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile
*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now
I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not
*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house
I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities
Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled -
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
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If I were a sentence, you'd be an exclamation mark, because you make me excited.
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If I was a judge
Id sentence you to my bed
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Most couples love finishing each other's sentences....
I just wanna finish in you 🥵
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If being beautiful was a crime...
You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection
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I am a phrase and you are a sentence. Why?
Because you complete me
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Your love is like a _______
Finish the sentence, wrong answers only but make it sweet
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I love the view but the "the" is silent.
I don't know how many of your are getting this in the first read but what I did there was I said I love the you and later said the "the" in the sentence is silent. Essential I'm asking the person to read the sentence without "the".
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Funny sentence pickup lines
Hey girl, are you an unfinished sentence?
Because
WHY
Why is every sentence of a pickup line starts with GIRL ??!!?!??!?!!?!
You know what’s beautiful?
The first word of that sentence.
If loving you is a crime, then I’m looking at a life sentence.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Si la belleza fuese delito, yo te hubiera sentenciado a cadena perpetua
(If beauty was a crime, I’d sentence you to life without parole)
Yer guilty of being a hot wench. I sentence you to walking my plank!
You're guilty of being a hot wench…i sentence you to walking my plank
Order in the food court! I hereby find you, the accused, to be quite tasty! You are sentenced to one date with me [bang gavel]!
NOBODY diagrams a sentence like you, baby!