Are you a lawyer?

Because I'd love to be your guilty verdict and get sentenced to a night in your chambers.

If I were a sentence, you'd be an exclamation mark, because you make me excited.

If your heart was a jail, I would like to be sentenced to life.

If I was a judge

Id sentence you to my bed

"Are you a life sentence? Because being with you is worth doing time."

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my words, making every sentence sweeter than birds.

If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Our babies will inherit those good genes.

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

"Well, if being flirty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in the prison of my heart."

"If being amazing was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—care to break out together?"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—care to share some time behind bars?"

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence. Care to share your secret for staying so captivating?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you've stolen something... my ability to form a coherent sentence when I'm around you!"

"Are you a race? Because when I see you, even Mr. Speed finishes in 2 minutes."

If being smooth is a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm the judge.

"If looks could break out of prison, you'd be serving a life sentence for stealing my attention."

If cuteness was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm a lawbreaker.

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you in your charming company?"

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence - without clothes, you'd be downright criminal."

"If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence, and I’d gladly be your jailer."

"Are we in a race? Because with just one look from you, I'm already reaching the finish line."

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? If so, you'll be serving a life sentence for stealing mine."

"If being gorgeous was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Want to sneak out with me?"

How about we get so close that we can finish each other's sentences? Unless you're thinking of something embarrassing... in that case, let's keep our distance! 😄

"I hope stealing hearts isn't a punishable offense, because I'd be in big trouble right now."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence...because you are drop-dead gorgeous!

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Good thing our friendship is legal!

Are you a criminal? Because I've already sentenced myself to be captivated by you forever.

If being cute was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Care to share the sentence with me?

"Are you a stopwatch? Because whenever I see you, even 'speedy' rounds seem to end in two minutes."

"Are you a racecar? Because I've been known to make things go from 0 to 'speedy' in less than 2 minutes."

"If charm was a prison, you'd be serving a life sentence—because I can't escape your captivating presence!"

"If being smooth was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I’m a fan of outlaws."

Are you a thesaurus? Because you keep adding meaning to my sentences with your words.

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence, and I'd happily be your partner in crime."

"Madison, if beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm a repeat offender.

"Fatima, if beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for being utterly captivating."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. And I wouldn't mind being your cellmate."

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you in this adventure?"

"If cuteness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for stealing my heart."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—care to break out with me for a while?"

"Are you a comma? Because you have a natural pause that leaves me breathless and wanting to finish the sentence."

"If being stylish was a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence – and I’d be your biggest fan!"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Your snaps brighten my day!"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Mind if I join your jury?"

If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Happy Women's Day!

"Just like Speedy in a two-minute relay, looking at you makes my heart race and beat the record straightaway!"

"If being adorable was a crime, you'd never be alone because I'd be serving a life sentence just for knowing you."

If cuteness was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged, and I'd happily do the sentencing.

"If sweetness was a crime, we'd both be serving a life sentence in the prison of love."

"If cool was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you for some fun?"

If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence with that killer body.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, I feel like I've been sentenced to love.

Are you a criminal? Because you stole my heart and now I need to sentence you to love me.

"Is your name Stopwatch? Cause every time I see you, I turn into Speed and finish the race in 2 minutes!"

"If cuteness was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence in my heart."

If being gorgeous was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence.

If being amazing was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. You're truly one of a kind.

"If asking dirty questions is a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence, because you're irresistible."

Are you a judge? Because you've sentenced me to a lifetime of swooning over you.

"Are you a timer, darling? Because when I'm with you, even 'Speed' finishes in 2 minutes."

"If being a chatterbox with a twisted humor was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence in your heart."

"If being this irresistible was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence in that bath!"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Luckily, intelligence is your get-out-of-jail-free card."

"Is your name Grammar? Because you've got everything that makes my sentences make sense."

If being amazing was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Your friendship is pure magic.

"If being adorable was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence, wouldn't you?"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Guess that's why they call you a semen demon."

"If looking that good is a crime, then you're guilty as charged. Care to share your sentence with me?"

"If smelling like a skunk was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart."

"Noa, if beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Can I be your cellmate?"

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you in this captivating adventure?"

"Are you ready for a life sentence, because stealing your heart is a crime I'm willing to commit."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. How about we start your parole with one drink?"

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for stealing my heart, Asian angel."

"If being goofy was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence in your heart, my homie quandale dingle rizz."

"If being gorgeous was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence, Maxine."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence, Lena Zwitsers. You've stolen my heart.

"Handing my heart over to you sounds like a fair trade for stealing my breath away."

"If looking good was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. You're absolutely stunning."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm a sucker for outlaws."

"If missing you was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence. Can we break out together?"

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm into bad girls."

If tired was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence because you've been running through my dreams all night.

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Luckily, I'm here to plead for parole."

"Anna, if loving you was a crime, I'd gladly serve my sentence with a smile, just to see yours again."

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my sentences, unlike autocorrect!

"Hey Gift, if being sexy was a crime, we'd be serving a life sentence together in the family of attractiveness."

"Is your name Lightning? Cause I've never been known to beat around the bush, but with you, I'm all in for a speedy chase."

"Well, if beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Should I appeal for bail?"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. That's how stunning you are."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Luckily, all I'm guilty of is falling for you.

If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. You light up the screen like a porno star.

"Fatima, if beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence; I’d gladly be your partner in crime."

"Did Izzy tell you about her date with Speed? Looks like your smile could break that 2-minute record!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my ability to form coherent sentences."

"If your beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—those stunning curves should come with a warning!"

"Is your name Speed? Because I can't help but finish quickly when lost in those captivating eyes of yours."

"Are you ready for a life sentence? Because when you're with me, it's nothing but thrilling, endless passion."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. You're dangerously irresistible.

Can I be your punctuation mark? I want to be the one to end your sentences.

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for stealing my heart at first sight."

"Do you believe in love at first sentence, or should I revise my introduction?"

Excuse me, but if being gorgeous was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence.

"Is it a crime to steal your heart? If so, I'm ready for a life sentence in your arms."

"Is your heart a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, it feels like my pulse is trying to break the speed record!"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. How about some study distractions together?"

"Is your heart a prison? Because it's got this bad boy wanting to serve a lifetime sentence."

"Can I call you my speed limit? Because with you, every 'speedy' guy seems to hit their climax way too soon."

"If kisses were a marathon, they'd call me speedy - I always finish first!"

"Darling, if testing your patience was a crime, could I serve my sentence in the prison of your heart?"

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Can I be your cellmate in swallow city?"

"In a world of words and poets, I'd choose silence, for your presence alone completes my sentences."

"Your body's a crime, and I'm willing to do the time. Ready for a mimosa-tinted sentence?"

"Are you a race? Cause when I'm with you, even Speed finishes in under 2 minutes."

"Just like Speed, I can't help but finish quickly, especially when it's a race to your heart."

If being strong and independent were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart.

"If cuteness were a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you in jail?"

If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving multiple life sentences.

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. And your little one is the cutest accomplice."

"Are you a race? Because when you smile, my heart beats Speed's 2 minute record."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—care to make some unforgettable memories together?"

"If beauty was a crime, miss, you'd be serving a life sentence."

"If beauty was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence in my dreams."

"Is your name Felony? Because you've just stolen my heart, and I'm ready to serve my sentence."

"For you and our boba brood, I'd wait forever. But try not to make it a life sentence, okay?"

"Are you a race? Because whenever I'm near you, I finish in record time - call me Mr. Speedy!"

"Darling, if sweetness was a crime, you'd have me serving a life sentence in the prison of your heart."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Care to escape with me?"