Are you a lawyer?

Because I'd love to be your guilty verdict and get sentenced to a night in your chambers.

If I were a sentence, you'd be an exclamation mark, because you make me excited.

If your heart was a jail, I would like to be sentenced to life.

If I was a judge

Id sentence you to my bed

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

"Are you a death row sentence? Because meeting you feels so good it should be criminal."

"Well, if being flirty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in the prison of my heart."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...and also my ability to form coherent sentences."

"Are you a life sentence? Because being with you is worth doing time."

If being smooth is a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm the judge.

If cuteness was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm a lawbreaker.

"Rizz, if beauty were a sin, you'd surely be serving a life sentence."

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? If so, you'll be serving a life sentence for stealing mine."

"Are you a race? Because every time I look at you, even the most 'speedy' men finish in record time."

"Are you a racecar? Because I've been known to make things go from 0 to 'speedy' in less than 2 minutes."

"Madison, if beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because whenever I see you, even 'speedy' rounds seem to end in two minutes."

"If being smooth was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I’m a fan of outlaws."

"If cuteness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for stealing my heart."

"If cuteness was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence in my heart."

"If sweetness was a crime, we'd both be serving a life sentence in the prison of love."

"If being adorable was a crime, you'd never be alone because I'd be serving a life sentence just for knowing you."

"Just like Speedy in a two-minute relay, looking at you makes my heart race and beat the record straightaway!"

"If being with you is a punishment, then I'm the luckiest man alive facing the most pleasurable sentence."

"Is your name Stopwatch? Cause every time I see you, I turn into Speed and finish the race in 2 minutes!"

"If looking that good is a crime, then you're guilty as charged. Care to share your sentence with me?"

"If asking dirty questions is a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence, because you're irresistible."

"Noa, if beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Can I be your cellmate?"

"If being adorable was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence, wouldn't you?"

"If being a chatterbox with a twisted humor was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence in your heart."

"Are you a timer, darling? Because when I'm with you, even 'Speed' finishes in 2 minutes."

If being gorgeous was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence.

"If being goofy was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence in your heart, my homie quandale dingle rizz."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. How about we start your parole with one drink?"

"Are you ready for a life sentence, because stealing your heart is a crime I'm willing to commit."

"Is your name Speed? Because I can't help but finish quickly when lost in those captivating eyes of yours."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my ability to form coherent sentences."

"Is it a crime to steal your heart? If so, I'm ready for a life sentence in your arms."

"Are you ready for a life sentence? Because when you're with me, it's nothing but thrilling, endless passion."

"Well, if beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Should I appeal for bail?"

"Hey Gift, if being sexy was a crime, we'd be serving a life sentence together in the family of attractiveness."

"Is your name Lightning? Because our love could outpace Speedy himself, leaving him panting in just two minutes!"

"Is your name Lightning? Cause I've never been known to beat around the bush, but with you, I'm all in for a speedy chase."

"Did Izzy tell you about her date with Speed? Looks like your smile could break that 2-minute record!"

"Just like Speed, I can't help but finish quickly, especially when it's a race to your heart."

"If beauty was a crime, miss, you'd be serving a life sentence."

"If kisses were a marathon, they'd call me speedy - I always finish first!"

"Are you a race? Because when you smile, my heart beats Speed's 2 minute record."

"Can I call you my speed limit? Because with you, every 'speedy' guy seems to hit their climax way too soon."

"Your body's a crime, and I'm willing to do the time. Ready for a mimosa-tinted sentence?"

"If beauty was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence in my dreams."

"Darling, if testing your patience was a crime, could I serve my sentence in the prison of your heart?"

"Is your heart a prison? Because it's got this bad boy wanting to serve a lifetime sentence."

"In a world of words and poets, I'd choose silence, for your presence alone completes my sentences."

"Are you a race? Cause when I'm with you, even Speed finishes in under 2 minutes."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, my heart beats so fast it feels like I've just sprinted."

"Your Honour, if beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart."

"Are you a race? Because whenever I'm near you, I finish in record time - call me Mr. Speedy!"

"Darling, if sweetness was a crime, you'd have me serving a life sentence in the prison of your heart."

"For you and our boba brood, I'd wait forever. But try not to make it a life sentence, okay?"

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for stealing hearts like mine.

"If being beautiful was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a lifetime sentence."

"Is your name 'speedy'? Because in the marathon of love, you'd make me cross the finish line faster than expected."

"Do you work at a racetrack? Because your beauty makes even the 'speediest' guys cross the finish line early."

"Got banned from Germany, but your hazel eyes got me serving a lifetime sentence in your admiration."

"Hailey, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart...and as my fwb?"

"If being crazy for you was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence in your heart's maximum-security prison."