Top 50 Spell Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spell pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Spell tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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This will work everytime
You can’t spell suicide without u and i
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Hey, so how do you spell your name?
Oh, cool, so how do you spell your number?
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I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
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Diwali spelled backwards is ilawid
And ilawid when you call me yours
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Hello I'm also gonna make you have sleepless nights an put you under my spell
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I like my women like I like spelling Mississippi... With four eyes.
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I spelled out your name with the pepperonis.
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I am called Xaro Xhoan Daxos dear. Spell it and I’m yours!
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You can’t spell menu
Without me n u. so wsup, you hungry?
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A spell isn't the only thing i wanna put on you.
Working spell pickup lines
Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.
Do you wanna got to a restaurant?
You can't spell menu without me and you
You're making me feel like I got hit with a Firebolt spell.
Do you know why future isn't spelled ftre?
Cuz I don't see a future without u
This level 3 Wizard has only one spell in his book - Tongues.
Do you want to go to a restaurant? You can't spell menu without me and you.
Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!
Without you playing Scrabble with me tonight, all my tiles spell disaster.
What’s that spell? Your future husband.
You cast a spell on me baby, and I failed dat save.
Hey did you cast a spell on me ?
Because you look like a witch
Girl are you thirsty from a dry spell? Let me turn on the c**... faucet for you.
Doctors are recommending you stay inside.
Lucky for us, you can't spell quarantine without U and I.
You can't spell menu
You can't spell menu without me n u so wassap baby
Are you a wizard? 'Cuz you cast a spell on me.
Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**
* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through o**... s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .
And for the finale:
* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?
Do you know the spell dream by any chance? As I'm sure I saw you last night.
I don't know how to spell. I thought happiness starts from H. But it really starts from U.
Do you know the ABC's of love? Let me spell it for you with my tongue tonight.
2 For 1: Hey girl do you have a broom...
... because I am looking to sweep you off your feet.
or
... because you seem to have cast a spell on me.
I’ll Wipe Away your Shadow of Doubts about me. You cant have a Counter-spell for that.
Girl, are you sure your name isn't decliner? Cause you put a spell on me.
You: spell me. Her: me. You: you forgot the d. Her: theres no d in me. You: not yet.