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Top 50 Words Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Words pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners

    In other words hey, how you doing?

  2. The word of the day is legs.

    Come back to my place, and we can spread the word

  3. Did you know your legs are the word?

    Cause I'm tryna spread it.

  4. If you were an articlie more than 200 words long, I would still read you.

  5. Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

  6. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

  7. You're gorgeous. Let's me seal my words with a kiss.

  8. Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

    Ahaha

  9. You know the hottie from ice dance? Think you could "Putin" a good word for me!

  10. If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.

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Funny words pickup lines

You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Aladdin!

Aladdin who? A lad din the street wants a word with you!

Can you do sign language?

I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.

Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

So immature but it makes me fucking laugh

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Even if I looked through every dictionary in the world..

There still wouldn’t be enough words to describe how beautiful you are.

Shhhh. No need for words. You had me at Muay Thai Plum.

Want me to put some words in your mouth??

If i became a pirate,

You would be my only treasure



You can prolly word it a lil better

Edit: change in wording

Im not good with words

But you and me are easy to put together

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

Walk up to a man in a bar

Picture this



Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.

"Lickety split, lick my clit"

And wink.

Gets em' every time

Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.

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Working Words tinder opener

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 7.

In other words, DAMN.

Can you hold this?

1. Write the word 'out' on a piece of paper.
2. Ask the person you're interested in to hold it.
3. Go and order a drink. One for you. One for them.
4. Get back to them. Thank them.
5. They ask the purpose.
6. You tell them they've been holding out for a hero.

Works especially well if you can get them to hold it longer.

Then they're holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

Two things you need to know about me:

1. I am hung over.

2. Many times I like to say the word "over" for no reason.

BOOM! Nailed it!!

Are you the ISS?

Because I'm SpaceX and I wanna put a human in you.

Need some help on the wording ngl🤣

ISS = International Space Station btw

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Are you a word document,

Because you are making my micro soft

The only “B” word you should call a woman is “Beautiful”

Because Bitches like it when you call them Beautiful

Are you jewish?

Cuz ur on my head like a kippuh. (Can’t get the wording right but I know I got something here)

I look and you and the only words that can describe it is a sunset...

3 trillion years of it and i bet no creature can get enough of it

Pickup Line containing "easy"

Hello Redditors!

I need a pickup line which contains the word easy - no restricitons about how had or good it is. Can you help me?
Thanks!