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Top 38 Text Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Text chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply

    Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with
    “Mans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day”

    Trust me guys, it worked.

    Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(

  2. Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,

    I guess you’re just too hot for tinder🥵

  3. This works better over text

    What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common?

    We’re both missing u.

  4. Do you know how to send a mirror through text?

    No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

  5. I just want to text wrap my arms around you.

  6. If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.

  7. Damn girl are you a maths text book?

    Cause you've got a lot of fucking problems

  8. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

  9. Math pickup line

    So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

    I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

  10. Is that seat taken?

    How about you are you?

    (PS. This only works in person, one of my dumbass nigga texted it a girl)

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I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it.

What are someof your best pickup lines for girls on a dating app ?

When a girl leaves me on read

When a girl leaves me on read, What are the **funny things to text** to turn the flaky girl around?


Here are the texts I came up with:


- Hey you seem busy (**Pros**: Non-needy **Cons**: Not funny nor interesting)


- How many guys are you texting :)? (**Pros**: A bit interesting because this could be true **Cons**: Slightly needy)


Please let me know your go-to text line When girl leaves you on read

So i got this girl number how how should i text her number to make her smile we just met each and she’s younger “we’re in high school nothing freaky”

Any tips ?

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She texted me first, sent me this as a frist text

Hey, according to a recent study, letter U and I are most common typos while texting.

Because "U" and "I" are really close.

Lol ok I beleive you
A witty reply for the above text. Someone please

I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof

Bottom text

All texting and online game stuff here ..

Hi all of you're looking for any texting course pm me for details.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.

Are you top text

Because im a bottom text

Are you a text from a close friend?

Cause I want to wake up to you every morning

A cheesy one!

This years sucky, my days are blue.
But they get a whole lot better when there's a text from you!

Hey girl are you a text book

Because you sure are thick and stuffed with knowledge

Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..

I’d really like to have a drink with you.

Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.

Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.

Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.

Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.

;)

Are you from Texts?

Cause I'd like to take a ride in the land down under

Favorite awful pickup line that actually worked?

Mine was written on an IHOP receipt for my waitress. It read “if you’re into butt stuff, I’m into you” followed by my friend’s number. I had a girlfriend at the time and was just wing-manning him. I was surprised when she actually texted him that night. They even dated for a couple months.

Girl, when you don't text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.

I'd like to take you out for texting and scones.

Can I get your cell so I can text you a New Year's kiss?

No nude texts, I gotta give straight to your face. (Truth Hurts)

Why didn't I text you back? Because I already knew what you were going to say.

Do u like me? Text '1′ for 'Yes,' '2′ for 'No.

Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.

My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.