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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 40 Text Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Text pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Text conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,

    I guess you’re just too hot for tinder🥵

  2. This works better over text

    What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common?

    We’re both missing u.

  3. I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you

    You were in the hottest singles this week

  4. Sorry to text you so early in the day

    But my parents did ask me to focus on my future this morning ;)

  5. How to respond to "you up" text

    Something funny/clever i like this person

  6. I just want to text wrap my arms around you.

  7. If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.

  8. Ukw it feels like to get a text from crush?

    (replying to last text) just like how I felt when I recieved this.

  9. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

  10. Math pickup line

    So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

    I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

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Funny text pickup lines

When I text you goodnight later
What phone number should I use?

Hey what’s written on your shirt

*they say whatever text is on their shirt*

I was wondering if I can read it in Braille?

Hey, I think we’re ready, do you wanna have texts with me?

No nude texts, I gotta give straight to your face. (Truth Hurts)

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This is a funny Text pickup line!

No nude texts, I gotta give straight to your face.

When a girl leaves me on read

When a girl leaves me on read, What are the **funny things to text** to turn the flaky girl around?


Here are the texts I came up with:


- Hey you seem busy (**Pros**: Non-needy **Cons**: Not funny nor interesting)


- How many guys are you texting :)? (**Pros**: A bit interesting because this could be true **Cons**: Slightly needy)


Please let me know your go-to text line When girl leaves you on read

So i got this girl number how how should i text her number to make her smile we just met each and she’s younger “we’re in high school nothing freaky”

Any tips ?

“Call to action”

I need people to keep me accountable. I am using the natural program, by max. It would be cool to keep each other accountable, before approaching women. It’s cool practice to talk to each other to get in a talking vibe, before approaching women. My number is +15753139675. Please! Text me your name or PUA name. I need to be social before talking to women. My name is Armondo

Snarky response to: Why are people attracted at restricted things, topics and objects?

She texted me first, sent me this as a frist text

Are you a text from a close friend?

Cause I want to wake up to you every morning

Are you top text

Because im a bottom text

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.

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Working Text tinder opener

Hey girl are you a text book

Because you sure are thick and stuffed with knowledge

Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..

I’d really like to have a drink with you.

Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.

Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.

Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.

Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.

;)

A cheesy one!

This years sucky, my days are blue.
But they get a whole lot better when there's a text from you!

Hey, according to a recent study, letter U and I are most common typos while texting.

Because "U" and "I" are really close.

Lol ok I beleive you

A witty reply for the above text. Someone please

I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof

Bottom text

Are you from Texts?

Cause I'd like to take a ride in the land down under

Girl, when you don't text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.

I'd like to take you out for texting and scones.

Can I get your cell so I can text you a New Year's kiss?

Why didn't I text you back? Because I already knew what you were going to say.