The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Text Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Text pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Text conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,

    I guess you’re just too hot for tinder🥵

  2. This works better over text

    What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common?

    We’re both missing u.

  3. I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you

    You were in the hottest singles this week

  4. Sorry to text you so early in the day

    But my parents did ask me to focus on my future this morning ;)

  5. How to respond to "you up" text

    Something funny/clever i like this person

  6. I just want to text wrap my arms around you.

  7. If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.

  8. Guys i need some help!!

    Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something stupid, eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

    Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

    thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

  9. Ukw it feels like to get a text from crush?

    (replying to last text) just like how I felt when I recieved this.

  10. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."


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What is a Text pickup line?

Working text pickup lines

I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.

My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.

Tahani: It’s not about who you know. Enlightenment comes from within. The Dalai Lama texted me that.

Do you know how to send a mirror through text? I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

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This is a funny Text pickup line!

Should I text you tomorrow morning, or do you want me to wake you up with my kisses?

I have finally found my link to you, and that anchor text is 'Soul Mate'

Can I have your number? So I could text you before I deliver my package to your home.

Here’s my number. Text me when you’re ready to date.

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

When I text you goodnight later

What phone number should I use?

Hey what’s written on your shirt

*they say whatever text is on their shirt*

I was wondering if I can read it in Braille?

Hey, I think we’re ready, do you wanna have texts with me?

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Working Text tinder opener

I need glasses to read you.

Because your text is fiiine.

Best First Text To Girls On Dating App

I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it.

What are someof your best pickup lines for girls on a dating app ?

No nude texts, I gotta give straight to your face.

When a girl leaves me on read

When a girl leaves me on read, What are the **funny things to text** to turn the flaky girl around?


Here are the texts I came up with:


- Hey you seem busy (**Pros**: Non-needy **Cons**: Not funny nor interesting)


- How many guys are you texting :)? (**Pros**: A bit interesting because this could be true **Cons**: Slightly needy)


Please let me know your go-to text line When girl leaves you on read

So i got this girl number how how should i text her number to make her smile we just met each and she’s younger “we’re in high school nothing freaky”

Any tips ?

Snarky response to: Why are people attracted at restricted things, topics and objects?

She texted me first, sent me this as a frist text

“Call to action”

I need people to keep me accountable. I am using the natural program, by max. It would be cool to keep each other accountable, before approaching women. It’s cool practice to talk to each other to get in a talking vibe, before approaching women. My number is +15753139675. Please! Text me your name or PUA name. I need to be social before talking to women. My name is Armondo

Hey girl are you a text book

Because you sure are thick and stuffed with knowledge

Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..

I’d really like to have a drink with you.

Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.

Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.

Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.

Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.

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Are you from Texts?

Cause I'd like to take a ride in the land down under