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Top 22 Messages Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Messages pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Messages conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.

  2. Sorry it took me so long to message you.

    I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

  3. Help a brotha out

    I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

    I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
    I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
    What do you think? Other ideas?

  4. I love you so much

    That I hold farts in while we message each other

  5. Need clever response

    She messaged me and said "You're so adorable give me directions to your heart."

    Hit me with your best response's

  6. Can you rate this direct message that i just used

    Hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics

  7. Need a good response

    A girl messaged me on a dating app saying "Do you have a pickaxe I can borrow? I need something to break the ice."

    I need a clever response to show I'm interested and I've got no game. Anyone got a good response?

  8. The Best Way to Break The Ice

    1. Find your prey, who are you going to message
    2. Wait until 11:11
    3. Message them saying, "Hey"

    or message them a few mins after 11:11
    and say, "hey sorry im late"
    When they ask late for what
    Say, "you wished for me to message you for 11:11 right?"
    and boom, you're practically in her pants. Gets the girls wet
    Aight have fun, peace

  9. Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

    From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge".

    I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?

  10. *1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.

    Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

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Got a hottie from Brazil I need to message quickly !!!

Do you wanna play I message games?

Oh wait I just remembered I dont have an iPhone but you could always give me your snap?

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My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

Hotel Receptionist: "I have a message for you."
James Bond: "I think you just delivered it."

starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?

Message from 672-739-5463 ( NSA-SEX-LINE ) You left your car keys on the kitchen counter and your panties are on backwards.

This is a message from the New York City Police Department: I'd like to stop and frisk with you.

StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message? (Stegosaurus)

I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.