Top 11 Channels Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Channels pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

2. Do not worry darling, call my dual-channel RAM.

3. From one of my favorite youtubers... "Can you let me know when you're drunk enough that you find me attractive?"

   If your curious, the channel is Joe Goes. He was epic

4. If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.

5. Tinder + Bioengineers

   (if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes)
   
   If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.
   
   I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U.
   
   If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment.
   
   If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind.
   
   You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get.
   
   You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets.
   
   If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing.
   
   My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper.
   
   We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets.
   
   Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you.
   
   I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate.
   
   Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going.
   
   Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.

6. Do you know how much polar bears weigh?

   Enough to break the ice.
   
   
   
   (yes I got this off Disney Channel)

7. Baby you and I ain't nothing but mammals,

   So do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

8. You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel (The Bad Touch)

9. What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.

10. Are you from Tennis Channel? 'Cause that's where champions live.

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Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.