The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Lines Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lines pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red, you're so great...

    Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

  2. Get in the van.

    That’s the pickup line.

  3. I'm jealous of your heart..

    Because it's pumping inside of you ;)


    Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry

  4. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  5. Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

    Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

  6. Are you a creative title? Because whenever I think of you, I lose it immediately.

    Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you

  7. Hey girl, are you the centre of the earth?

    I somehow want to relate it to her being hot or something along those lines. Any help is appreciated

  8. Hey guys, I need some good ones

    So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

    edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

  9. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  10. What’s the best way to reply when called sweet?

    I sometimes go with a complimenting line because I can’t come up with anything else and they say I’m sweet/charming etc but it’s really hard to continue after that

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Funny lines pickup lines

Call me Lionel Messi because I’m going to dribble all over your back line.

Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.

Multicolored hair request

Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.

Thanks!

I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.

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This is a funny Lines pickup line!

I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

Line: I know how to please a woman/man.
Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.

Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.

You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

I've got just the straight block to give you that line.

Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

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Working Lines tinder opener

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

I beat the game

I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

Are you a ball... Because you just hit my line.

Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?

You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

Football pick up lines

Want to see my tennis tan lines?

My pickup lines are Turing complete.

Line: I think I could make you very happy
Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.

I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.