The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Lines Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Lines chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red, you're so great...

    Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

    - Day 219

  2. Aye girl are u a banana

    Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH

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  3. Get in the van.

    That’s the pickup line.

  4. Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

    Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

  5. Are you a creative title? Because whenever I think of you, I lose it immediately.

    Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you

  6. Hey girl, are you the centre of the earth?

    I somehow want to relate it to her being hot or something along those lines. Any help is appreciated

  7. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  8. Call me Lionel Messi because I’m going to dribble all over your back line.

  9. Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.

  10. I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.

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Funny lines pickup lines

Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

Line: I know how to please a woman/man.
Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.

Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.

You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

I've got just the straight block to give you that line.

Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?

Are you a ball... Because you just hit my line.

You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

Football pick up lines

Want to see my tennis tan lines?

My pickup lines are Turing complete.

Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.

Line: I think I could make you very happy
Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.

I'll love you longer than the line at Forever 21.

If you like waiting in line and getting caught in the rain...

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

As a librarian, I can confirm that this line does indeed work.