Call me Lionel Messi because I’m going to dribble all over your back line.

Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.

I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.

Roses are red, you are quite pretty

I was trying to think of another line but I'm not very witty.

Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.

You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

I've got just the straight block to give you that line.

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Are you a ball... Because you just hit my line.

Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?

Want to see my tennis tan lines?

My pickup lines are Turing complete.

Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.

Line: I think I could make you very happy
Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.

I'll love you longer than the line at Forever 21.

If you like waiting in line and getting caught in the rain...

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

I'm not even going to try with the bed bugs.....any line is too scary.

Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

Line: Can I have your name?
Comeback: Why, don't you already have one?

Are you the normal line of a denser medium? Because i am attracted to you.

Wanna compare tan lines?

Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.

Line: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Comeback: It's hot!!!

Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.

If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't.

There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met... Goodbye!

Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.

I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.

If you show me your Tan Line, I'll show you mine.

Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. The garbage is dumped, now so are you.

Baby your kiss is so fine it have an arc tangent nearing almost 35 degree to the normal line.

Baby, our love will be like the cello line from Pachabel's Canon, it's gonna go on forever.

Roses are red, sour is the lime

Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
But still would you like to go out sometime.

I'd tap that like the private phone line of a political dissenter.

Are you google?

'Cause you make me want to search up pickup lines to impress you.

Pizza

Wanna go out for some pizza? Because it was either that or a pickup line and both would have been equally cheesy

Are you my lines? Cuz I'll never forget you.

Is that your catheter line...or are you just pleased to see me?

Want to compare tan lines?

A girl tried some polar vortex pick up lines on me once. I just gave her the cold shoulder.

Girl, I know the perfect breakfast for you. Cheesy pick up lines, hot sausage patty, and let's finish it with some tasty cream for your coffee.

I'm throwing my best lines at you in hopes you won't Resist.

Alphabet pick up line come back. If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'll put F-T-R-E together and enjoy a future without U.

Are you Scrabble? Because I would love to look at you all day long to come up with clever pick up lines.

Do you want to hear a construction pick up line? I am still working on it.

These pick up lines are s**.... Let's just have s**....

Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?

Hey, hot stuff. I'd like to see your tan lines.

Most ladies are in the single line. Do you wanna join them?

Girl you waiting in line for pho? Me too, I am in for Pho Queue.

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle

I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.

Kirito: A game where your life isn’t on the line is a piece of cake.

Hey girl, do you have a differentiable curve inside those pants?

Because my tangent line is gonna touch it in exactly one place

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd p**... out toast!

Girl, are you looking for a cell phone plan? Because my family plan got a new line for you.

I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.

Y=2x+3

That's my pickup line.

Here's another:

y=x^2

There, that one is exponentially better.

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's d**... rise from the dead!

Everyone line up for a turn up the cherry-picker!

Kirito: I’m still going it alone on the front lines.

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

Do you want to hear a cheesy flower pick-up line? Let’s put our tulips together.

Alphabet pick up line comeback. I would put B Y E together.

Promise to show your love to me so I can rescue you from the single line.

Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as h**....

You've the hook, line, and sinker. I am yours forever.

Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.

I hope this line isn't the only thing long around here...

I might not be good at this

Because i don't have many pickup lines, but I can pick you up and we can do lines

Girl, this pick up line is my Approach before I go for the smash.

Babe, let's turn my cheesy pick up lines into fresh milk in bed.

Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?

You can drop on my mineral line anytime.

Girl, this buffet line is long. How about I entertain you with some pick up lines instead.

Babe I am corn, because I am about to say corny pick up lines to you.

When you dont know how to start a conversation

I usually start with a pick up line, but in this case, you left me speechless

Babe, if you can handle my cheesy pick up lines at night, you can definitely handle my morning glory.

Girl, you got a clogged line? I know the perfect way to snake your drain.

I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

So many ladies on the single line but your beauty is incomparable to them.

All the factured time line will always lead me back to you.

Alphabet pick up line come back. I like it the way it is, with N and O together.

I would dt your worker line any time.

If you were a cake, which flavor would you be? You must be cheesecake because that’s the cheesiest cake pick-up line I know.

Do you want to see two balls drop?

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Pretty good pickup line ehh ?

Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.

Babe, don't leave me out by the curb stop, I want to connect my supply line into you.

"Your OOTD isn't just a fashion statement, it's poetry in motion. Can I be the one to read between the lines?"

"Are you the equator? Because everything about you is making my world revolve."

"Are you a compass? Because every time I look at you, my heart points in your direction."

"Just being social! But it's tough to find someone who can match your charm and beauty."

"Can I be your keratinocyte? Because I'd love to bind with your simple squamous personality and form something beautiful."

"Your beauty ignites my words, darling. Are you a poem? Because every line of you rhymes with perfection."

"I know today seems rough, but allow me to be the silver lining that brightens your clouded sky."

"Hey Mary, you're so extraordinary, slide into my DMs and let our story turn legendary."

"Your beauty could put the night sky out of business because stars can't shine as bright as you do."

"Are you a chili pepper? Because you've just set my heart on fire with your beauty."

"In your stunning black attire, you've turned even the darkest night into my brightest day."

"How about we let our hearts race together, just like a twin-turbo in a straight line?"

"Is your name Patron? Because you've got a shot that's making my night intoxicatingly beautiful."

"Show me a sunset that's more captivating than your eyes, I know it's impossible."

"Excuse me miss, you might not know pick-up lines, but I sure know a masterpiece when I see one."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, and I suspect it's more complicated than the Viridian Forest."

"Forget the mistletoe, sweetheart. Your lips are my favorite holiday treat."

"Are you a sharp cheddar? Because I find you irresistibly grate."

"Just like your pickup lines, you're a unique work of art, capturing my heart with your romantic dart."

"Do you like Itachi as much as I like you? Because your beauty is rarer than his Mangekyou Sharingan!"

"You and your sister make a sexy duo, how about we explore those shared genes in a more private setting?"

"Your video was hot but I'd rather star in our own version, where the intensity meets passion under a red hue."

"أنا مش عارف، بس كل ما بشوفك، بحس قلبي بيغني لك."
(Translation: I'm not sure, but every time I see you, my heart seems to sing for you.)

"Is your name Rizz? Because I'm all out of lines but with you, I've found the perfect rhyme."

"Is that a challenge? Because I've never been one to back down, especially when happiness is on the line."

"Hey Lamp, do you have a map? Because I just lost myself in your glow."

"Hey Carly, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a real connection that I wouldn't mind exploring further."

"Your beauty strikes a chord, like a melody so fine, are you a piano dear? Because keys to my heart, you have all nine."

"Did your eyes come from FNAF? Because they got me hooked like a night guard on duty."

"You're more intriguing than a FNAF plot twist. Can I be your Freddy? We could make some 'animatronic' magic together."

"Among the moon and stars, Capricorn shines, your intelligence outpaces all, in French or feline lines."