Top 50 Letter Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Letter chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.
If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I'd put E and U together.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
If I were a letter in the alphabet I'd be a Q,

Because I always want to be next to U.
Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?

"no there is 26"

"oh I forgot U R A Q T"

"That's still only 25?!?"

"dont worry you'll get the D later"
I know 25 letters...

To get the full set I just need to know U.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.
You know that some letters are beautiful?

Yeah, U R.
Girl you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet

Girl: aren't there 26 letters
Boy:How could i forget the, u r a q t
Girl: that's still 25
Boy: silly me, you can get the D later
Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

Funny letter pickup lines

If I was a letter I'ld be Q
Because I'll always come before U

Wanna know my favorite letters of the alphabet

U R A Q T & D N U

Dang, I know every letter in the alphabet…

I just wish that I know u

Me: You remind me of the 25 letters in the alphabet

Her: what about the other one

Me: I'll give you the D in the morning

I managed to copywrite some letters of the alphabet...

I'd totally lose an "I" to get "U"

Are u the letters Z,X, and Y?

Cuz ur zxy (zexy)







Me: You remind me of the 21 letters of the alphabet...
You: But there are 26 letters in the alphabet. You’re missing 5!

Me: Oh, excuse me. I forgot U R A Q T...

A variation of one from the 4chan post a year ago

You: There are 20 letters of the alphabet, right?

Her: Nope there are 26.

You: Oh I must have forgoten U R A Q T.

Her: That only makes 25 letters.

You: You'll get the D later.

Does the Alphabet have 20 letters?

Them: No

Oh, yeah, I forgot U R A Q T

Them: That's 25 there's 26

Oh, you'll get the D later

Hey girl are you tax letters?

Because I want you to keep me up all night

Rearranging the alphabet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, do you know what letters I'd put together? -

A: I P N U

There are only 24 letters in my alphabet...

"All I'm missing is 'U'!"

If they don't correct you and say that that only makes 25 letters, they aren't worth your time, give up. If they do notice...
"Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later"

Me: Hey Girl

Her: Oh hey

Me: You make me think about all 21 letters in the alphabet

Her: but there are 26 letters in the alphabet

Me : Oh I’m sorry , i forgot U R A Q T

You can't spell quarantine like that!

You are missing the letters U-R-A-Q-T

I'm trying to petition the government to remove the letters j thru t.

Im want to get i and u closer together.

Are you a letter made out of pool sticks...

Because you are a cue T

Hey girl, are you a spanish letter B?

'Cause I think I can call you bae.



Explanation: In spanish, B is pronounced like "bae."



Not sure if this is original, just thought of it in Spanish today.

Q

If i were a letter i'd be q
I just make sense with u.

Hey boy, we should change a few rules of English.

We should make it so the letter D is silent when it comes after the letter M. That way you could put a D in me and nobody would ever know.

I know you're a BLACKJACK so this letter is TO ANYONE but you.

You remind me of the six letter of the alphabet.

U R A Q T

You remind me of the six letters of the alphabet.

U R A Q T

Girl: But thats only five letters.

Don’t worry. You’ll get the D later.

Theres only 20 letters in the alphabet

Me: There's twenty letters in the alphabet

Crush: No there's 26

Me: I forgot u r a q t

Crush: That's 25

Me: I'll give you the D later

I have SEX DAILY I mean DYSLEXIA

Hmu if you wanna know how to spell and unscramble letters

Hey I heard you stole three letters from the alphabet...

Can't you just give them back u q t