Top 50 Letter Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Letter pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

Are you five random letters?

Because U R A Q T
If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

Which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out
The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.
If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I'd put E and U together.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
If I were a letter in the alphabet I'd be a Q,

Because I always want to be next to U.
Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?

"no there is 26"

"oh I forgot U R A Q T"

"That's still only 25?!?"

"dont worry you'll get the D later"
I know 25 letters...

To get the full set I just need to know U.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.
Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.

Funny letter pickup lines

My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z.

You know that some letters are beautiful?

Yeah, U R.

Are you the last 3 letters of ordinarily?

Cause ily :)

Girl you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet

Girl: aren't there 26 letters
Boy:How could i forget the, u r a q t
Girl: that's still 25
Boy: silly me, you can get the D later

Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

4 letters to represent you:
A for Amazing
B for Beautiful
C for Caring
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What about the D?
Oh, I’ll give you the D later

If I was a letter I'ld be Q

Because I'll always come before U

Wanna know my favorite letters of the alphabet

U R A Q T & D N U

You remind me of 20 letters of the Alphabet

;There’s 26 letters
:Silly me how could I forget that U R A QT
;That’s only 25
:You’ll get the D later

Me: You remind me of the 25 letters in the alphabet

Her: what about the other one

Me: I'll give you the D in the morning

Dang, I know every letter in the alphabet…

I just wish that I know u

My favourite letters of the russian alphabet are Ю and Я.

Me: You remind me of the 21 letters of the alphabet...

You: But there are 26 letters in the alphabet. You’re missing 5!

Me: Oh, excuse me. I forgot U R A Q T...

Are u the letters Z,X, and Y?

Cuz ur zxy (zexy)







A variation of one from the 4chan post a year ago

You: There are 20 letters of the alphabet, right?

Her: Nope there are 26.

You: Oh I must have forgoten U R A Q T.

Her: That only makes 25 letters.

You: You'll get the D later.

Does the Alphabet have 20 letters?

Them: No

Oh, yeah, I forgot U R A Q T

Them: That's 25 there's 26

Oh, you'll get the D later

Hey girl are you tax letters?

Because I want you to keep me up all night

Rearranging the alphabet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, do you know what letters I'd put together? -

A: I P N U

Me: Hey Girl

Her: Oh hey

Me: You make me think about all 21 letters in the alphabet

Her: but there are 26 letters in the alphabet

Me : Oh I’m sorry , i forgot U R A Q T

You can't spell quarantine like that!

You are missing the letters U-R-A-Q-T

There are only 24 letters in my alphabet...

"All I'm missing is 'U'!"

If they don't correct you and say that that only makes 25 letters, they aren't worth your time, give up. If they do notice...
"Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later"

Hey boy, we should change a few rules of English.

We should make it so the letter D is silent when it comes after the letter M. That way you could put a D in me and nobody would ever know.

Are you a letter made out of pool sticks...

Because you are a cue T