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Top 30 note Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Note chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

  2. A trumpet isn’t the only thing I can make scream high notes.

  3. Do you like bagels?

    Cuz you’re bae goals.


    (99% Tinder Success Rate)

    Side note: can we make (^^^) TSR a thing?
    I feel like Tinder is an appropriate tool to scale for success.
    Everyone’s got it... everyone shoots their shot....
    but how many of you take home the bacon?
    Are you, Bae Goalz?

    Or are you a stale muffin kinda guy?

  4. Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

  5. I want to make you hit a high note.

  6. Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?

  7. Hey, are you a single mother?

    No? Do you want to be?

    (Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)

  8. Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

    This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

    What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

    What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

    When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

    This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

    While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

    "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

    And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

    Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

    Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

    This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

  9. Did you sit in a pile of sugar?

    Cuz you got a sweet ass(note: I saw this in a comic, but I wanted it to be known)

  10. Is that a fermata on your hand?

    Because I want to hold it.

    (Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note) Nerdy

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Latest note chat up lines

Hey are you a white supremacist?
Cause I wanna k-k-kiss you

Please note, works best if you have a speech impediment

Also note DOES NOT work if you don't have a speech impediment and THEY DO

Smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!

Hey baby the patch notes for black ops just came in

My dick has a bigger hit box now

Are you a mirror?

Because I can see myself inside you

On another note anyone got a pickup line for a girl named Lindsey or Linda?

Did you read the new patch notes?

You give my dick a bigger hitbox

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

Do you know what Quidditch is?
Because I’ve been your seeker, I want to be your keeper, and i fantasize about being your beater


Note that this is just an idea and this isn’t what I actually want in life

The patch notes just came in...:

You give my dick a bigger hit box

Hey girl, patch notes just came in

Looks like you’re giving my dick a bigger hitbox

I wish I was Burger King cuz then I’d have an excuse to make you my queen

Note:
Idk why I put the Burger King instead of King maybe it just sounds more realistic and plus it can be used to extend the pickup line

Hey girl. You have a fiiiiine piece...

Of personality

For research purposes for our group I asked my girl how she felt about it. She does appreciate how I pay attention to more than the basic essentials.
Take notes bois (and/or ladies).

Feel free to give suggestions to make this a more irresistible pickup line.

He: Hey, are you good with numbers?

She: Yes
He: Then you can note mine.

She: No
He: Okay.... then we'll study just two numbers today 69 and 420.

Clever lines for Vday notes

Anyone haves clever short lines for a valentine's note?

I’m gonna make you hit a high note.

You were the only one I heard hit that high note at the '49!

I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.

Are you my Acdec notes? Because I want to go over you over and over again.

I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.

I missed class last time, do you have the notes?

Are you the patch notes? Because I can't get enough of you