Top 34 Note Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Note pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you 5.56 ammunition?

   Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head
   
   
   
   Note:
   number In my country is 833-456-4566 don't take your anger out on yourself or others:)
   
   To the guy that contacted u/Redditcareresources I'm extremely flattered but I'm okay but bless your heart

2. Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

3. A trumpet isn’t the only thing I can make scream high notes.

4. Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

5. This one is if you waited a time after you matched

   If I wait any longer with an icebreaker, the ice would be melted by now
   
   (Worked for me)
   Note: it's translated from dutch, so it might not be the best

6. I want to make you hit a high note.

7. Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?

8. Hey, are you a single mother?

   No? Do you want to be?
   
   (Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)

9. Hey, patch notes came in.

   You make my dick’s hit box larger

10. Did you sit in a pile of sugar?

    Cuz you got a sweet ass(note: I saw this in a comic, but I wanted it to be known)

Funny note pickup lines

Hello, I am conducting a social experiment...
It’s called “How many girls will go out with me?”. So, would you go out with me?

“Yes”:
You know what, fuck the social experiment. What’s your number?

“No”:
Thank you for participating in my social experiment. Have a good day.
*note: if you can come up with a better response here, use it.

You must be Kira because you gave me a heart attack!!

Death note

Is that a fermata on your hand?

Because I want to hold it.

(Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note) Nerdy

Hey are you a white supremacist?

Cause I wanna k-k-kiss you

Please note, works best if you have a speech impediment

Also note DOES NOT work if you don't have a speech impediment and THEY DO

Smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!

Hey baby the patch notes for black ops just came in
My dick has a bigger hit box now

Did you read the new patch notes?

You give my dick a bigger hitbox

Are you a mirror?

Because I can see myself inside you

On another note anyone got a pickup line for a girl named Lindsey or Linda?

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

I wish I was Burger King cuz then I’d have an excuse to make you my queen

Note:
Idk why I put the Burger King instead of King maybe it just sounds more realistic and plus it can be used to extend the pickup line

Hey girl, patch notes just came in

Looks like you’re giving my dick a bigger hitbox

He: Hey, are you good with numbers?

She: Yes
He: Then you can note mine.

She: No
He: Okay.... then we'll study just two numbers today 69 and 420.

Do you know what Quidditch is?

Because I’ve been your seeker, I want to be your keeper, and i fantasize about being your beater


Note that this is just an idea and this isn’t what I actually want in life

Clever lines for Vday notes

Anyone haves clever short lines for a valentine's note?

The patch notes just came in...:

You give my dick a bigger hit box

I’m gonna make you hit a high note.

You were the only one I heard hit that high note at the '49!

I missed class last time, do you have the notes?

I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.

I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.

Are you my Acdec notes? Because I want to go over you over and over again.

Are you the patch notes? Because I can't get enough of you