Top 30 Note Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Note pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Note tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.
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A trumpet isn’t the only thing I can make scream high notes.
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Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
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This one is if you waited a time after you matched
If I wait any longer with an icebreaker, the ice would be melted by now
(Worked for me)
Note: it's translated from dutch, so it might not be the best -
I want to make you hit a high note.
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Are you a death note?
Cause you made my ️
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Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?
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Hey, are you a single mother?
No? Do you want to be?
(Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued) -
I believe in following my dreams… on that note, what’s your instagram?
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Hey girl, are you the notes in the spaces of a treble clef?
Because you should sit on my F-A-C-E.
Working note pickup lines
Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Cuz you got a sweet ass(note: I saw this in a comic, but I wanted it to be known)
Is that a fermata on your hand?
Because I want to hold it.
(Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note) Nerdy
You must be Kira because you gave me a heart attack!!
Death note
Hey are you a white supremacist?
Cause I wanna k-k-kiss you
Please note, works best if you have a speech impediment
Also note DOES NOT work if you don't have a speech impediment and THEY DO
Grunt + moan = groan
Water + fall = waterfall
Cell + phone = cellphone
Note + book = notebook
Read + it = reddit
Me + you = a great time
Smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??
I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!
Are you a mirror?
Because I can see myself inside you
On another note anyone got a pickup line for a girl named Lindsey or Linda?
Hey baby, did it hurt?
"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)
When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?
Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory
Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???
Do you know what Quidditch is?
Because I’ve been your seeker, I want to be your keeper, and i fantasize about being your beater
Note that this is just an idea and this isn’t what I actually want in life
He: Hey, are you good with numbers?
She: Yes
He: Then you can note mine.
She: No
He: Okay.... then we'll study just two numbers today 69 and 420.
Hey girl. You have a fiiiiine piece...
Of personality
For research purposes for our group I asked my girl how she felt about it. She does appreciate how I pay attention to more than the basic essentials.
Take notes bois (and/or ladies).
Feel free to give suggestions to make this a more irresistible pickup line.
I wish I was Burger King cuz then I’d have an excuse to make you my queen
Note:
Idk why I put the Burger King instead of King maybe it just sounds more realistic and plus it can be used to extend the pickup line
You were the only one I heard hit that high note at the '49!
I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.
Are you my Acdec notes? Because I want to go over you over and over again.
I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.
I missed class last time, do you have the notes?
Are you the patch notes? Because I can't get enough of you
