Top 32 Note Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Note chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Are you 5.56 ammunition?
Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head
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number In my country is 833-456-4566 don't take your anger out on yourself or others:)
To the guy that contacted u/Redditcareresources I'm extremely flattered but I'm okay but bless your heart -
Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.
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A trumpet isn’t the only thing I can make scream high notes.
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Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
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I want to make you hit a high note.
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Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?
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Hey, are you a single mother?
No? Do you want to be?
(Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued) -
Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.
This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).
What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth
What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).
When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).
This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.
While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:
"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."
And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.
Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."
Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.
This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-( -
Hey, patch notes came in.
You make my dick’s hit box larger
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Cuz you got a sweet ass(note: I saw this in a comic, but I wanted it to be known)
Funny note pickup lines
Is that a fermata on your hand?
Because I want to hold it.
(Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note) Nerdy
Hey are you a white supremacist?
Cause I wanna k-k-kiss you
Please note, works best if you have a speech impediment
Also note DOES NOT work if you don't have a speech impediment and THEY DO
Grunt + moan = groan
Water + fall = waterfall
Cell + phone = cellphone
Note + book = notebook
Read + it = reddit
Me + you = a great time
Smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??
I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!
Hey baby the patch notes for black ops just came in
My dick has a bigger hit box now
Did you read the new patch notes?
You give my dick a bigger hitbox
Are you a mirror?
Because I can see myself inside you
On another note anyone got a pickup line for a girl named Lindsey or Linda?
Hey baby, did it hurt?
"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)
When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?
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switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory
Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???
Hey girl, patch notes just came in
Looks like you’re giving my dick a bigger hitbox
Hey girl. You have a fiiiiine piece...
Of personality
For research purposes for our group I asked my girl how she felt about it. She does appreciate how I pay attention to more than the basic essentials.
Take notes bois (and/or ladies).
Feel free to give suggestions to make this a more irresistible pickup line.
He: Hey, are you good with numbers?
She: Yes
He: Then you can note mine.
She: No
He: Okay.... then we'll study just two numbers today 69 and 420.
I wish I was Burger King cuz then I’d have an excuse to make you my queen
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Idk why I put the Burger King instead of King maybe it just sounds more realistic and plus it can be used to extend the pickup line
Clever lines for Vday notes
Anyone haves clever short lines for a valentine's note?
The patch notes just came in...:
You give my dick a bigger hit box
Do you know what Quidditch is?
Because I’ve been your seeker, I want to be your keeper, and i fantasize about being your beater
Note that this is just an idea and this isn’t what I actually want in life
I’m gonna make you hit a high note.
You were the only one I heard hit that high note at the '49!
I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.
I missed class last time, do you have the notes?
I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.
Are you my Acdec notes? Because I want to go over you over and over again.
Are you the patch notes? Because I can't get enough of you