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Top 33 Note Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Note pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you 5.56 ammunition?

    Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head



    Note:
    number In my country is 833-456-4566 don't take your anger out on yourself or others:)

    To the guy that contacted u/Redditcareresources I'm extremely flattered but I'm okay but bless your heart

  2. Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

  3. A trumpet isn’t the only thing I can make scream high notes.

  4. Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

  5. This one is if you waited a time after you matched

    If I wait any longer with an icebreaker, the ice would be melted by now

    (Worked for me)
    Note: it's translated from dutch, so it might not be the best

  6. I want to make you hit a high note.

  7. Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?

  8. Hey, are you a single mother?

    No? Do you want to be?

    (Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)

  9. Hey, patch notes came in.

    You make my dick’s hit box larger

  10. Did you sit in a pile of sugar?

    Cuz you got a sweet ass(note: I saw this in a comic, but I wanted it to be known)

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Funny note pickup lines

Is that a fermata on your hand?

Because I want to hold it.

(Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note) Nerdy

You must be Kira because you gave me a heart attack!!

Death note

Hey are you a white supremacist?

Cause I wanna k-k-kiss you

Please note, works best if you have a speech impediment

Also note DOES NOT work if you don't have a speech impediment and THEY DO

Grunt + moan = groan

Water + fall = waterfall

Cell + phone = cellphone

Note + book = notebook

Read + it = reddit

Me + you = a great time

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This is a funny Note pickup line!

Hey baby the patch notes for black ops just came in

My dick has a bigger hit box now

Did you read the new patch notes?
You give my dick a bigger hitbox

Are you a mirror?

Because I can see myself inside you

On another note anyone got a pickup line for a girl named Lindsey or Linda?

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

I wish I was Burger King cuz then I’d have an excuse to make you my queen

Note:
Idk why I put the Burger King instead of King maybe it just sounds more realistic and plus it can be used to extend the pickup line

Hey girl. You have a fiiiiine piece...

Of personality

For research purposes for our group I asked my girl how she felt about it. She does appreciate how I pay attention to more than the basic essentials.
Take notes bois (and/or ladies).

Feel free to give suggestions to make this a more irresistible pickup line.

He: Hey, are you good with numbers?

She: Yes
He: Then you can note mine.

She: No
He: Okay.... then we'll study just two numbers today 69 and 420.

Hey girl, patch notes just came in

Looks like you’re giving my dick a bigger hitbox

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Working Note tinder opener

The patch notes just came in...:

You give my dick a bigger hit box

Clever lines for Vday notes

Anyone haves clever short lines for a valentine's note?

I’m gonna make you hit a high note.

You were the only one I heard hit that high note at the '49!

I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.

Are you my Acdec notes? Because I want to go over you over and over again.

I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.

I missed class last time, do you have the notes?

Are you the patch notes? Because I can't get enough of you