"If the world’s falling apart, at least let me wake up tomorrow wrapped in your arms—sounds much better than the news!"

"Are you the news on a TV? Because every time I look at you, my world stops and only you matter."

"Are you a headline? Because you've got 'breaking news' written all over you, irresistibly eye-catching!"

"Well, I must say, that's good news for my pet unicorn. She's been worried about my single status. 😉"

"Whoa, sounds like your cat could give the Energizer Bunny a run for its money! We should start a morning news show 'Cat-astrophic Mornings'."

"Are you a news anchor? Because you just broadcasted your way into my heart with breaking headlines of charm!"

"Depends on how exciting you find shared laughter, unexpected romance, and midnight chats with a guy who admires your spirit."

"Are you the news? Because my heart reports that it's missing a beat every time I see you."

Well, good news for you - I come with a money-back guarantee for always being average at everything! 😂

"You're a sports journalism enthusiast? Girl, our chemistry is like a headline - irresistible and breaking news."

"Is your name 'Breaking News'? Because seeing you just made my heart skip a beat."

"Oh, so I'm white noise? Good news then - I've heard it helps people sleep better at night. Sweet dreams! 😉"

"Your heart may be a tough win, but I'm ready for the thrilling rollercoaster ride."

"As a newsman, I'm good with breaking news but the best story I've ever discovered is your smile."

"Babe, are you into sports journalism? Because your beauty has made headline news in my heart."

Ah, what a relief to hear, the news is quite swell. Your mind is sharp as a tack, your thoughts I can tell.

"If you were a news channel, I'd binge-watch you all day—your coverage is just too captivating!"

"Is your name 'breaking news'? Because my heart races every time I hear it."

Good news bad news

Hey there are two very important news that I need to tell, one of them is good and the other is bad which one would you like to hear first?

The bad news first
"the bad news is you're lonely"
"the good news is I'm here for you until I take my last breath"

The good news first
"The good news is tonight you won't be lonely in bed"
"The bad news is the neighbors won't get any sleep"

"The best news is that I'm talking to a captivating woman like you. Let's make our own headlines, what do you say?"

"Are you a fact-checker? Because when I call you sexy, it's not fake news."

"Do you work in mass media? Because you just went viral in my heart's news feed!"

"Are you a thief? Because you just stole my heart faster than a high-speed chase on the evening news."

"Just like a breaking news, you've got my heart beating faster than the print."

"Well, I just discovered that the world's cutest girl is chatting with me. That's a headline news in my universe."

"I'd say it's great news, if you're up for a thrilling adventure with a charming rogue like me."

"Are you the BBC? Because you've got drama, culture, and news that I'm always interested in."

"Oh, now there's an interesting question! It's recent enough to make me curious, but not so fresh to call it yesterday's news."

Well, good news! I happen to be a night owl, so you won't have to worry about any early morning wake-up calls from me.

Well I got news for you. You’re mine now! You Belong to ME!

The good news? I'm debt-free. The better news? I'm also date-free.

Here is a good news. If I realize I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

I've got some good news. I like to go low.

You look like bad news, I gotta have you (22)

If you thought this wasn't going to be the best night of your life, then… I'm afraid I have got some bad news. (Wade Barrett)

Gonna hit up Hudson News?

Girl in bar: what do you do for a living? Firefighter reply; I make the six o'clock news.