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14 News Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective News rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about news, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working News Pickup Lines

A good News hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. For those girls who only like guys who are 6 feet or taller…

    I’m only 5’10”, so if 2 inches is a big deal to you, then I got some bad news and I got some great news for you.

  2. Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

    Girl: “What’s the good news?”
    Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
    Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
    Me: “You’re driving.”

  3. Hey girl you still alive, i guess the news about the queen is fake then.

  4. Tell your friend I'm afraid I've got some bad news. There's only one of me to go around.

  5. “i think we have great chemistry.. wanna add some romance?”

    “are you a skater boy? cause i wanna see ya later, boy”

    “i’m in the business of misery. wanna join?”

    “i heard you like blink-182. wanna make first date a reality?”

    “have you heard the news that you’re dead? cause only angels look this beautiful.”

    “if i bring you my bullets, will you give me your love?”

    “if you take me home, i’d be your king for a day.”

    “i wanna be your black veil bride.”

    “do you have a girlfriend? if so, i think you need a new one.”

    “you wanna join the black parade with me?”

    “you look like the kind of person i’d write a song about.”

    “this place is boring. wanna be my escape?”

    “don’t mean to change the topic, but i think you’re kind of hot.”

    “i heard good girls like bad guys. wanna test that theory out?”

  6. Good news bad news

    Hey there are two very important news that I need to tell, one of them is good and the other is bad which one would you like to hear first?

    The bad news first
    "the bad news is you're lonely"
    "the good news is I'm here for you until I take my last breath"

    The good news first
    "The good news is tonight you won't be lonely in bed"
    "The bad news is the neighbors won't get any sleep"

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What is a good News pickup line?

Short and cute news pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about news are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Well I got news for you. You’re mine now! You Belong to ME!

If you thought this wasn't going to be the best night of your life, then… I'm afraid I have got some bad news. (Wade Barrett)

I've got some good news. I like to go low.

The good news? I'm debt-free. The better news? I'm also date-free.

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Smooth News pickup line

You look like bad news, I gotta have you (22)

Girl in bar: what do you do for a living? Firefighter reply; I make the six o'clock news.

Gonna hit up Hudson News?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain News love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty News chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.