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Top 11 News Pick Up lines

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  1. Baby, are you the vaccine?

    Because you’re the best damn news I’ve had all year

  2. Tell your friend I'm afraid I've got some bad news. There's only one of me to go around.

  3. Good news bad news

    Hey there are two very important news that I need to tell, one of them is good and the other is bad which one would you like to hear first?

    The bad news first
    "the bad news is you're lonely"
    "the good news is I'm here for you until I take my last breath"

    The good news first
    "The good news is tonight you won't be lonely in bed"
    "The bad news is the neighbors won't get any sleep"

  4. Well I got news for you. You’re mine now! You Belong to ME!

  5. Girl in bar: what do you do for a living? Firefighter reply; I make the six o'clock news.

  6. Gonna hit up Hudson News?

  7. If you thought this wasn't going to be the best night of your life, then… I'm afraid I have got some bad news. (Wade Barrett)

  8. I've got some good news. I like to go low.

  9. You look like bad news, I gotta have you (22)

  10. The good news? I'm debt-free. The better news? I'm also date-free.

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Here is a good news. If I realize I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.