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Top 15 News Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty News pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy News tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. For those girls who only like guys who are 6 feet or taller…

    I’m only 5’10”, so if 2 inches is a big deal to you, then I got some bad news and I got some great news for you.

  2. Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

    Girl: “What’s the good news?”
    Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
    Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
    Me: “You’re driving.”

    She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.

  3. Hey girl you still alive, i guess the news about the queen is fake then.

  4. Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

    Girl: “What’s the good news?”
    Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
    Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
    Me: “You’re driving.”

    She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.

  5. Tell your friend I'm afraid I've got some bad news. There's only one of me to go around.

  6. “i think we have great chemistry.. wanna add some romance?”

    “are you a skater boy? cause i wanna see ya later, boy”

    “i’m in the business of misery. wanna join?”

    “i heard you like blink-182. wanna make first date a reality?”

    “have you heard the news that you’re dead? cause only angels look this beautiful.”

    “if i bring you my bullets, will you give me your love?”

    “if you take me home, i’d be your king for a day.”

    “i wanna be your black veil bride.”

    “do you have a girlfriend? if so, i think you need a new one.”

    “you wanna join the black parade with me?”

    “you look like the kind of person i’d write a song about.”

    “this place is boring. wanna be my escape?”

    “don’t mean to change the topic, but i think you’re kind of hot.”

    “i heard good girls like bad guys. wanna test that theory out?”

  7. Good news bad news

    Hey there are two very important news that I need to tell, one of them is good and the other is bad which one would you like to hear first?

    The bad news first
    "the bad news is you're lonely"
    "the good news is I'm here for you until I take my last breath"

    The good news first
    "The good news is tonight you won't be lonely in bed"
    "The bad news is the neighbors won't get any sleep"

  8. Well I got news for you. You’re mine now! You Belong to ME!

  9. You look like bad news, I gotta have you (22)

  10. If you thought this wasn't going to be the best night of your life, then… I'm afraid I have got some bad news. (Wade Barrett)


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Gonna hit up Hudson News?

Girl in bar: what do you do for a living? Firefighter reply; I make the six o'clock news.

The good news? I'm debt-free. The better news? I'm also date-free.

I've got some good news. I like to go low.

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