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Following is our collection of Jobs chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?

  2. Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
    Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

  3. Baby, you better quit your job at the White Lotus. You're about to be deflowered.

  4. Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

  5. What time do you take the job? Let’s Carpool go back to my place.

  6. How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

  7. Everything about you makes me want to fuck you, you have a job, pay your bills, AND have healthcare.

  8. I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

  9. I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

  10. I have a job opening for an inseminator.

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Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, do you wanna do lunch?

Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job,

Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

I'm about to stop with all of this design nonsense and get a real job.

I'm not taking credit. Heard this on Last Comic Standing and had to share it with the rest of the world.
"My penis just lost its job, so if you know of any openings it can fill..."

I seem to have a blow job on your couch.

Can I come by later and get it?

Were you born on the 11th of September?

Cause I’d like to do an inside job

Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?

Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?

No?

You want to go to lunch tomorrow?

Would you like to dance?

Would you like to dance?

No?

Then I suppose a blow job is out of the question?



(I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)

If time machines get invented during our lifetime, I'd go back to the 1870's, get a job creating typewriter keyboard layouts, and put U and I together.

QWERTY-**UI**-OP

Whats the difference between a blow job and a cheeseburger?

What are you doin for lunch tomorrow?

Damn girl are you a nurse doing TikToks on the job?

Because I’m dying for you

Girl when you smile I see rainbows :)

Brush yo muhfuckin teeth once ina while damn. Ol halitosis smellin ass.

(Heard this at the job, thought it was sweet)

My job is to clean the streets...

But I'm a Janitor in the sheets.

I didnt know Angel's needed part time jobs

Said this to the new girl at work back when we were in highschool. She had a good laugh.

You have that earthy sexy look going you'll get a job.

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

I don't know if you know this, but I do restoration work as a side job...

I can turn your clitor-was to a clitoris

Did you just immigrate to the U.S.?

Because I've got a few jobs for you.

From my friend Coby

If there was an opening at the bee colony, you'd be able to get a job as the bee's knees.

Crop circle ice-breaker:

"You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England." -- Jerry Seinfeld

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From Seinfeld season 3, episode 9, "The Nose job"

Oh so your twins?! Should we go back to mine and do an inside job? Because you two are hot enough to melt steel beams!

Beautiful woman behind the bar. Had huge tits. There was a sign on the bar saying "Handjob: $20. Cheese sandwich: $3"

I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."