50 Jobs Pick Up lines

We have compiled a list of funny and cheesy pick up lines. Take a look at our jobs related pick up lines. These lines feature common job related themes including office, warehouse, factory, retail, and more. Get the girl you want with these funny pick up lines!

Best Working Jobs Pickup Lines

A good Jobs hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

If You Came Here for a Job ...

I have an opening you can fill …
Yo babe, why are you spending so much money on bras?

I can do the job for free.
Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?
Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.
META(?): Mod, please do your job

Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just s**... phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.

Short and cute jobs pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about jobs are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Baby, you better quit your job at the White Lotus. You're about to be deflowered.

Baby my job is to damp oscillations, but with you...

I just want to raise the frequency and amplitude

Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

What time do you take the job? Let’s Carpool go back to my place.

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

I have a job opening for an inseminator.

Cheesy jobs Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Does your job offer medical and dental?

I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

Want to come over for a job and s**...?

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, do you wanna do lunch?

Would you recommend blow jobs or s**... on the beach? I'm talking cocktails of course."

Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

I'll do that new wax job for you.

Corny jobs Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Jobs conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job,

Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

Girl, this pipe doesn't fix itself. It's time for you to give it a hand job.

Do you know what's better than pork chop? A hand job.

Damn baby, are you a nurse doing TikToks on the job? Because I’m dying for you.

Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

I'm about to stop with all of this design nonsense and get a real job.

Girl, do you have sleight of hand? Because I hear you give pretty fast hand jobs.

You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.

I seem to have a b**... on your couch.

Can I come by later and get it?

Were you born on the 11th of September?

Cause I’d like to do an inside job

Hey girl are you a government job?

Cause I am ready to prepare for making you mine, even it takes years

Would you like to dance?

Would you like to dance?

No?

Then I suppose a b**... is out of the question?

(I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)

A good jobs Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Jobs hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a b**...?

Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a b**...?

No?

You want to go to lunch tomorrow?

Girl, did you lose your job? I got a ton of unemployed pick up lines. But none of them work.

If time machines get invented during our lifetime, I'd go back to the 1870's, get a job creating typewriter keyboard layouts, and put U and I together.

QWERTY-**UI**-OP

Are you looking for a job where you can work from home? My home.

I wish you were a hand model

Because I'd make you an expert in hand jobs

I was unemployed before I met you, now my only job is to take care of you.

Whats the difference between a b**... and a cheeseburger?

What are you doin for lunch tomorrow?

My job is to clean the streets...

But I'm a Janitor in the sheets.

Babe, you are the perfect job for me to fit in.

I didnt know Angel's needed part time jobs

Said this to the new girl at work back when we were in highschool. She had a good laugh.

You have that earthy sexy look going you'll get a job.

Girl, I got a job for you to do. Me.

Looking for a job? I could help with that.

Did you just immigrate to the U.S.?

Because I've got a few jobs for you.

From my friend Coby

If there was an opening at the bee colony, you'd be able to get a job as the bee's knees.

Oh so your twins?! Should we go back to mine and do an inside job? Because you two are hot enough to melt steel beams!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Jobs love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Jobs chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.