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Top 50 Jobs Pick Up lines

We have compiled a list of funny and cheesy pick up lines. Take a look at our jobs related pick up lines. These lines feature common job related themes including office, warehouse, factory, retail, and more. Get the girl you want with these funny pick up lines!

  1. If You Came Here for a Job ...

    I have an opening you can fill …

  2. Yo babe, why are you spending so much money on bras?

    I can do the job for free.

  3. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  4. You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?

  5. Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
    Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

  6. META(?): Mod, please do your job

    Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just stupid phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.

  7. Baby, you better quit your job at the White Lotus. You're about to be deflowered.

  8. Baby my job is to damp oscillations, but with you...

    I just want to raise the frequency and amplitude

  9. Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

  10. What time do you take the job? Let’s Carpool go back to my place.


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What is a Jobs pickup line?

Working jobs pickup lines

How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

I have a job opening for an inseminator.

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This is a funny Jobs pickup line!

Want to come over for a job and sex?

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, do you wanna do lunch?

Would you recommend blow jobs or sex on the beach? I'm talking cocktails of course."

Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

I'll do that new wax job for you.

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

Girl, this pipe doesn't fix itself. It's time for you to give it a hand job.

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Working Jobs tinder opener

Do you know what's better than pork chop? A hand job.

Damn baby, are you a nurse doing TikToks on the job? Because I’m dying for you.

Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

I'm about to stop with all of this design nonsense and get a real job.

Girl, do you have sleight of hand? Because I hear you give pretty fast hand jobs.

You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.

I seem to have a blow job on your couch.

Can I come by later and get it?

Hey girl are you a government job?

Cause I am ready to prepare for making you mine, even it takes years

Were you born on the 11th of September?

Cause I’d like to do an inside job

Would you like to dance?

Would you like to dance?

No?

Then I suppose a blow job is out of the question?



(I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)

Girl, did you lose your job? I got a ton of unemployed pick up lines. But none of them work.