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Top 50 Jobs Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jobs pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If You Came Here for a Job ...

    I have an opening you can fill …

  2. Yo babe, why are you spending so much money on bras?

    I can do the job for free.

  3. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  4. You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?

  5. Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
    Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

  6. Baby, you better quit your job at the White Lotus. You're about to be deflowered.

  7. Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

  8. What time do you take the job? Let’s Carpool go back to my place.

  9. How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

  10. Everything about you makes me want to fuck you, you have a job, pay your bills, AND have healthcare.

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Funny jobs pickup lines

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

I have a job opening for an inseminator.

Does your job offer medical and dental?

I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

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My dick is so polite

It offers you a job

Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job,

Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

I'm about to stop with all of this design nonsense and get a real job.

Girl, do you have sleight of hand? Because I hear you give pretty fast hand jobs.

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Working Jobs tinder opener

My penis just lost its job,

so if you know of any openings it can fill..

I seem to have a blow job on your couch.

Can I come by later and get it?

Hey girl are you a government job?

Cause I am ready to prepare for making you mine, even it takes years

Were you born on the 11th of September?

Cause I’d like to do an inside job

Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?

Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?


You want to go to lunch tomorrow?

Girl, did you lose your job? I got a ton of unemployed pick up lines. But none of them work.

Would you like to dance?

Would you like to dance?


Then I suppose a blow job is out of the question?

(I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)

If time machines get invented during our lifetime, I'd go back to the 1870's, get a job creating typewriter keyboard layouts, and put U and I together.


I wish you were a hand model

Because I'd make you an expert in hand jobs

Are you looking for a job where you can work from home? My home.

Whats the difference between a blow job and a cheeseburger?

What are you doin for lunch tomorrow?