The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Working Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Working pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You’re a work of art.

    Let me nail you against a wall.

  2. Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

    Just worked

  3. Damn girl are you an appendix

    because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

  4. This should work

    Me: there are three views, front view, back view
    Her: whats the third one?
    Me: I loview

  5. Hey girl, are you a person who has just reached working age in a Pennsylvania coal company town?

    Because I've just got to make you mine.

  6. *Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

    _I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_

  7. Do you work on a chicken farm?

    Cause you sure do raise my cock

  8. This works better over text

    What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common?

    We’re both missing u.

  9. Did you know kissing burns 6 calories

    Let’s go work out

  10. This will work everytime

    You can’t spell suicide without u and i

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Funny working pickup lines

Do you work at chickfila?
Because I wanna be your pleasure ;)

Since you already work in a bakery

Can you whip me?

Can you give those hot buns?

Can you whip some cream for me?

Do you go to my gym?

Cause’ I’d really like to work you out.

Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

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I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit

Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

The foot ball one

*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

Hey are you my appendix?
Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

Do you work at KFC?

Cause you're finger licking good!

Hey girl, do you work at the zoo?

Because you look like a keeper.

Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

Because I may get a little Rachel.

Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.

Best ever, tested and works

(when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

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I'm working on a story. Maybe you can help me with the climax.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

No, I'm from Iowa.

I only work in outer space.

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

Summer is coming... sex is a great work out...

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

I do my best work on my back.

Do you work in Frankfurt? Cos you just raised my interest.

Hey girl, you work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.

I love the way you work that pen tool.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.