Do you go to my gym?

Cause’ I’d really like to work you out.

Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

Have you ever worked in a hotel?

Then why are you checking me out?

I really like getting piercings, I feel like I'm decorating myself.

Because you're a work of art.

Do you work in IT?

You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Do you work at KFC?

Cause you're finger licking good!

Wow, I didn’t realize that works of art were allowed to leave the museum.️

I usually go for 8's, but i guess i'll settle for a 10.

Could work pretty well for tinder

Your face is a work of art.

We should frame it...with my legs.

Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

Hey girl are you Jesus?…

…cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.

eh kinda works

No, I'm from Iowa.

I only work in outer space.

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

Summer is coming... kiss is a great work out...

Are you single?

Her : Yes (Only works if they say yes)
You : Wow, I'm in the same boat. Wanna go to the other boat?

Do you work in Frankfurt? Cos you just raised my interest.

I do my best work on my back.

Hey girl, you work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.

I love the way you work that pen tool.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me sweetheart, other parts still work just fine.

I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.

I've been in the practice room working on my tonguing. Want to help me?

Hey, do you work for Disney cause I think you can make all my dreams come true.

I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you

Didnt work but it sounds cool

Are you Andrea Pirlo?

Because you're a work of art.

I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me.

They say working in the EU is like being in a cage. Were you ever tempted by a golden handcuff?

I may not work out but girl, my password strength is VERY strong.

Do you work for the FBI?

Because I find you funny, beautiful and Intelligent.

This might work

Loving you is the second best thing I ever did

And finding you is the first

Do you work for NASA?

Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus

I want the entire world for Christmas

So what time works for you?

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

Did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body?

So do you want to work out?

I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.

Girl, your UX works seamlessly.

Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

Cuz I too know how to make people come together

I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out sweetheart, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.

If you’re a vampire: I want to s**... your blood baby. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sort of.

Hey baby , why not get working on my Okazaki fragment and ligase stretch my thread.

So, you wanna go work on being celebrated this time next year?

Want to see how well my bat sonar works under the covers?

Hey sexy, I work for vogue, you would look great on the cover!

I'm interested in working in your penal colony.

I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

Hey girl I like your bead work, you do that yourself?

I'm new to the area, know any good places around here for a first date?

Alright, what time works best for you?

Care to work under me?

The way you do the splits, it makes your legs look like they’ve never met. I won’t have to work very hard to open them!

Do you work at Little Caesars? Because you’re Hot And I'm Ready.

Hey boy, are you working in a ranch?

Cuz thats how you pick up chicks.

Do you mind helping me work on my fingerings?

Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a footlong.

Sorry for the late reply, I got lost in your eyes for a hot sec

This'll only really work over snapchat but you guys got this

Works 99%, cuts through Bs.

Would you like to be my girlfriend?

Don't worry, I've had years of field work.

Do you work at a chinese restaurant? Cuz I'm tryna eat your cat from the back

I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world. Is your dad an astronaut? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you work with bee's?

Cause you are defently a keeper

This one only works of the girl is wearing camouflage pants

Hey girl, you better get a refund on those camo pants, because I spotted that ass from a mile away.

Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.

Do you work out? Because your heart enzymes from your blood work indicate that you do.

Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.

I want to meet your parents.

I am a big fan of their work!

Do you work at Harvey's because your a beautiful thing.

You’re a work of art,

Now let me nail you against the wall.

Hey girl i work for NASA and i wanna see Uranus

Eyyy girl, you like alphas?

Because I'm really buggy and require a lot of maintenance and long term work to uncover my full potential, and in many cases will never be truly finished

"If your tongue was a popsicle, it would be my favorite flavor"

Just used this one, it seriously works

Do you work at subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong ;)

Do you work for the postal service?

Because you check all my boxes.

Do you work at IKEA

Because I’d like to buy one night stand

Do you work for UPS?

Because you’ve been staring at my package all night.

Babe, you sure know how to work a pumpkin, now its time to get all my seeds out.

Girl, let me be your home work. Take me home and we can do it all night long.

Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

Hey, did you know your lips are a muscle...

...let's work out.

Babe, let's work construction. I will hand you my wood and we could nail and screw.

Silica: It’s impossible to work hard for something you don’t enjoy.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Do you work for Umbrella Corp? Because you have turned me into a mindless zombie wanting your flesh.

Do you want to hear a construction pick up line? I am still working on it.

If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?

Do you work at a restaurant? Because I want you to be my head chef.

Now that I work at the library I can literally check you out.

Do you work at Burger King? Because you’re giving it to me the way I like it!

Hey do you like rasins at all

No? okay well that works out because im all out of rasins. how about a date instead?

or

yes? well that sucks because i just ran out. how about a date instead?

I'm not a morning person, until the day I work up next to you.

Do you work for a sugar factory?

Because you are so sweet

Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.

Do you work in construction? Because you just build a tower in my pants.

Man: Hi, I’m a millionaire!
Woman: Hi, I work for the IRS.

Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!

Hey girl do you work at the bank

Because I would love to make a deposit.

Should I do my home work? No I would rather do you instead.

We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You…complete me. from "Jerry Maguire"

Bless a man with a surfboard, you have distracted him for the whole day. Teach a man good surfing skills, you can't get him to work forever.

Are you Shopify? Because your liquid just work for me.

Girl, if you are my home work, I am going to show every steps in my work.

I work at KFC, and I know how to spread my breading all over your breast and thighs.

Girl, I will work my life just to get another drop of your honey.

Do you work with bees? Because you are definitely a keeper.

Girl, are you my school home work? Because we will have a long night together.

Do you work for the ski area? Cause you're givin me a liftie!

Ruin me. respectfully. (you can add a please if you want)

Always works

I thought your face was a work of art. May I capture it with my camera?

Girl I work at KFC, I want to put my secret blend of herbs and spices in your pressure cooker.

Babe, I know fullfilment. I will work all of your channels.

I thought this was a dive shop, but I must be in a museum because you’re a work of art.

Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.

Do you play ping pong? Because you sure know how to work my balls.

Do you work for Shopify? Do you prefer Front End or Backend?

Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.

I'm not an Engineer but I know how drilling works, wanna see?

Do you work at subway?

Cuz you turn my 6inch into a footlong ;)

Hey girl, are you the Rubik's Cube?

Cause I know it's not gonna work out but I'll still do you for days

If I could reset one thing

It would be meeting you so I can fall in love all over again (Its so cheesy it might work)

I like my women like I like my rice

White and s**... (works better if you're asian)

You must work in the freezer because baby, I can't feel my face when I'm with you,... But I love it!

Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.

I would take you as serious as my home work

I would put slam yoy down on my desk and do you all night long

Girl, do you work in construction? Because you know how to work my steel pipes.

Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.

Are you my appendix?

Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.

Hey girl, do you work in IT?

Because I have a feeling you're going to turn me on and off again.