Top 50 Wine Pick Up lines

Have you ever wanted to use clever and funny wine pick up lines? We have compiled the best list of pick up lines involving wine. These lines and descriptions can be used in any setting whether you are at a wine tasting, a grocery store, or a restaurant. These wine pick up lines can be used to flirt with men or women and make their day. Enjoy and have fun!

Jesus turns water into wine

I can turn your girl into mine
I like my girls like my wine

Sweet and 18 years old.
Hey are you wine

Because I have a certain cellar I want to keep you in.
May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.
You me, a bottle of wine and you ex’s email?
I just spilled wine all over my sheets

Can we share yours? ;)
Is that blood, or wine that your having?
Care to share some oysters and wine with me?

Working wine pickup lines

Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.

If Jesus could turn water into wine

It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

Jesus can turn water into wine.

But i can turn your mother into mine.

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

Jesus turned water into wine...
But i can turn you into mine

They say Jesus turned water into wine, but all I wanna do is turn you into mine <3

You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.

Your gorgeous smile is a fizzing honey wine that gets better for every second of our life.

I like my women like I like wine

7 years old and trapped in a cellar in my basement

Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar's wife?

I can't turn water into wine

But I can make you into mine

If jesus turns water into wine

Could I turn you into mine?

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Jesus turned water into wine,
Im just tryna turn you into mine

Homeruns are fun, so is fine wine

May I be the one

Since you're already a nine?

I'm like a fine wine

At first taste you spit me out, but eventually you learn to swallow

Jesus turned water into wine

Me and you can turn Wine into a good time

You make me think of wine

Because you’re fine, classy, and depending on how I treat you my night could go great or terribly wrong

I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?

I Love you like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I love it when you swallow. ;)

Jesus can turn water into wine

But I’d like to make you mine