Top 50 Wine Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wine pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Jesus turns water into wine

   I can turn your girl into mine

2. I like my girls like my wine

   Sweet and 18 years old.

3. Hey are you wine

   Because I have a certain cellar I want to keep you in.

4. Hello pretty young lady!

   would you like to have sexual intercourse with me while I treat you to wine and roses?

5. May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

6. I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

7. I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.

8. You me, a bottle of wine and you ex’s email?

9. I just spilled wine all over my sheets

   Can we share yours? ;)

10. Is that blood, or wine that your having?

Funny wine pickup lines

Care to share some oysters and wine with me?

Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.

If Jesus could turn water into wine

It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

Jesus turned water into wine...
But i can turn you into mine

You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.

Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar's wife?

I like my women like I like wine

7 years old and trapped in a cellar in my basement

I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.

If jesus turns water into wine

Could I turn you into mine?

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Jesus turned water into wine,
Im just tryna turn you into mine

Jesus can turn water into wine

But I’d like to make you mine

Damn girl, you look Gouda!

But you'd look cheddar next to me. Fondue you want to provolone some of your time? I promise I'm not a Muenster. Maybe we could get some wine for all this cheese.

So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

Are you toilet wine

Because the guard has been up my ass all day and I'm still thirsty..
This was meant to be horrible.. I spent so much time in this sub looking for valuable pickup lines and now I'm just a cynical asshole! Fuck you all cept Tyrone.. he cool.

I like my women like I like my wine

Ten years old and in the basement





This is a repost in my original post I put coffee

Are you a fine wine?

Because you only get better with time.

Roses are red, so is wine...

I'll be the six and you'll be the nine~

Hey do you like wine?

They most likely say yes, you answer with:

Damn I can tell, cause you look fine as red wine and twice as mellow

Not my own original pickup line but it works

Ur lips are like wine ,

And I want to get drunk !

Are you a glass of wine,

Cause I want to taste you.

Are you a wine or whisky person?

Girl: I like vodka and gin. but gin is my favorite

Boy: Girl you can't ima**GIN**e what I'll do to you tonight.