Top 50 Wine Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wine pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Wine conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Jesus turns water into wine

   I can turn your girl into mine

2. I like my girls like my wine

   Sweet and 18 years old.

3. Hey are you wine

   Because I have a certain cellar I want to keep you in.

4. May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

5. I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

6. I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.

7. You me, a bottle of wine and you ex’s email?

8. I just spilled wine all over my sheets

   Can we share yours? ;)

9. Is that blood, or wine that your having?

10. Care to share some oysters and wine with me?

Funny wine pickup lines

Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.

If Jesus could turn water into wine

It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

Jesus can turn water into wine.

But i can turn your mother into mine.

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

Jesus turned water into wine...
But i can turn you into mine

They say Jesus turned water into wine, but all I wanna do is turn you into mine <3

You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.

I like my women like I like wine

7 years old and trapped in a cellar in my basement

Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar's wife?

I can't turn water into wine

But I can make you into mine

I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Jesus turned water into wine,
Im just tryna turn you into mine

Homeruns are fun, so is fine wine

May I be the one

Since you're already a nine?

I'm like a fine wine

At first taste you spit me out, but eventually you learn to swallow

Jesus turned water into wine

Me and you can turn Wine into a good time

You make me think of wine

Because you’re fine, classy, and depending on how I treat you my night could go great or terribly wrong

I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?

Jesus can turn water into wine

But I’d like to make you mine

Are you made out of grapes?

Because you are fine as wine

So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

Are you toilet wine

Because the guard has been up my kiss all day and I'm still thirsty.

I like my women like I like my wine

Ten years old and in the basement





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