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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Wood Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Wood rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Wood pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. Girl, are you decaying wood?

    Because I’m a fun-gi and, if you give me a chance, I will grow on you.

  2. Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

    I'll bring the wood

  3. Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

  4. Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!

  5. Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.

  6. I am good at coming from behind...

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What is a Wood pickup line?

Working short wood pickup lines to impress a girl

Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

Should we go for an Eagle or a Birdie tonight?

Hey girl are you Jesus?…

…cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.

eh kinda works

Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

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Are you a termite? Because you ‘re going to have a mouth full of wood.

Wanna see my flop shot?

Are you a ninja?

Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

wood Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I want to drag you in the woods and eat you raw.

My 9-iron is 12 inches.

I may have a leg of wood but I bet you have a heart of gold.

Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

Hey baby, wanna see my putter?

Are you a tree?

Because punching you gives me wood.

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Working Wood tinder opener

Are you Winnie-the-Pooh?

Because you're giving me The Hundred Acre Wood right now.

wood Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

I'll bet you 100 bucks that you're better in bed than elin, ill be the judge.,Wanna polish my driver?

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

I'm Tiger Woods!

Is that Norwegian wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

Wanna see what a Master can do in 68 strokes?

Hello there my sponsor told me to just DO you.

Hey baby, wanna help me get wood?

Are you into forestry? Cause I'm growing some wood right now.

You wanna ride my wood?

Cause we can go as far as you like.

I'm half black in all the right places.

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

wood Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Wanna see my putter?

Wanna watch me swing my wood?

Hey, what does it take to score a hole in one around here?

Are you sure you don't have a little Tiger Woods in you? Would you like to?

I'll put my river on your wood.

Girl we don't any wood for this camp fire. Mine is the only wood you need.

I see you are very good at skateboarding, how about come over for a visit and I'll put you through on riding my wood.

Babe, let's work construction. I will hand you my wood and we could nail and screw.

Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?

I know you are not in construction. But you can use my wood anytime.

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Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?

Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.

I haven't seen you in these parts of the come her often?

I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.

I wouldn't mind taking you down the wood's alone.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Wood phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Wood lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.