I am good at coming from behind...

Should we go for an Eagle or a Birdie tonight?

Hey girl are you Jesus?…

…cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.

eh kinda works

Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

Are you a termite? Because you ‘re going to have a mouth full of wood.

Are you a ninja?

Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

I want to drag you in the woods and eat you raw.

My 9-iron is 12 inches.

Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

Are you a tree?

Because punching you gives me wood.

Hey baby, wanna see my putter?

Are you Winnie-the-Pooh?

Because you're giving me The Hundred Acre Wood right now.

I'll bet you 100 bucks that you're better in bed than elin, ill be the judge.,Wanna polish my driver?

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

I'm Tiger Woods!

Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

Wanna see what a Master can do in 68 strokes?

Hello there my sponsor told me to just DO you.

Hey baby, wanna help me get wood?

Are you into forestry? Cause I'm growing some wood right now.

You wanna ride my wood?

Cause we can go as far as you like.

I'm half black in all the right places.

Wanna see my putter?

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

Wanna watch me swing my wood?

Are you sure you don't have a little Tiger Woods in you? Would you like to?

Hey, what does it take to score a hole in one around here?

I'll put my river on your wood.

I see you are very good at skateboarding, how about come over for a visit and I'll put you through on riding my wood.

I know you are not in construction. But you can use my wood anytime.

Babe, let's work construction. I will hand you my wood and we could nail and screw.

Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?

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Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.

Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?

I haven't seen you in these parts of the woods...you come her often?

I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.

I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

I wouldn't mind taking you down the wood's alone.

I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.

How big is your wood?

I guess you're a carpenter now gurl. Because you just saw my wood stash.

I hope you need some planks because I've got wood for you.

Babe are you a pencil sharpener? Because I want to shove and turn my wood in your hole.

All these pencils but you still think i'm pointless. You're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and t**... you inside out till my wood break.

Hey girl I'm looking for the 18th hole. Are you her?

Girl, with your love this wood can become a big tree.

I may not have pointed ears, but every time you're around I become a wood elf.

Are you a carpenter? Because you look like a wood worker.

I am a carpenter, I want to put my wood on your carpets.

How much more gasoline fuel do you need? Cuz I got some wood for you right here.

We need wood.

I love morning rides in the woods.

Babe, want to check out my Wood jutsu?

Girl, I'd like to train you for Wood Style p**... jutsu.

Missing a stud? I got wood for you.

Hey there baby girl. What am I wearing? Why, yes it is Deep Woods by Off. Go ahead... soak it in.

Wanna polish my iron?

Ride me and you'll get the best quality board wood.

Are you Macbeth, cause I'm gonna slay you with my Birnam Wood.

Hey girl, What type of shaft do you love? Aluminum, S#xanium, Composite, Scandium or Wood.

"Are you a wood knot? Because my life has been plane until I saw your grain."

"Do you believe in love at first hike? Because your smile is as captivating as the woods at sunset."

"Is that the lake calling, or is it just your smile making me want to dive deep into your vibe?"

"Just like wood, you've carved your way straight into my heart."

Do you feel lucky tonight? Maybe it's time to go for a wood shot.

"If we were in the woods, I'd happily ride this wave of feelings all the way to the lake!"

"If we were at a lake, I'd row us to the stars, just to watch you shine!"

"Just like a perfect piece of woodwork, you've carved a permanent place in my heart."

"Is your heart made of wood? Because my skills in mill work are perfect for carving our names together."

"If we were lost in these woods, I'd gladly follow you anywhere—your beauty is my favorite trail."

"Are you a campfire? Because you light up the woods and make me want to dance like no one’s watching!"

"Is it just me, or did the moonlight dance on your skin like I want to tonight by the lake?"

"Girl, with the biggest timber on earth, how about I bring some rainfall to your parched wilderness?"

"Do you believe in love at first hike? Because your beauty takes my breath away like a forest view."

"Is it the moonlight or just your smile that makes this lake dance so beautifully tonight?"

"Are you a forest breeze? Because every time you dance by the lake, my heart sways with desire."

Girl, you sure know how to handle that wood.

"Are you a tree? Because I can’t help but dance around you like a squirrel at a lake party!"

"Is it just me, or do we have some serious chemistry stirring up in these woods? Let’s explore that vibe."

"Do you believe in love at first ride? Because I’d take you to the woods and dance all night!"

"Are you a fox? Because your stunning beauty makes my heart race faster than a hare in the woods."

"In this rain of wood, your smile is the shelter that warms my heart."

"Are you a sawdust? Because every time I work, I find you settling in my heart."

Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand out of my wood.

Are you a naughty wood elf? Because you've been running through my mind all night.

"Are you a campfire? Because you’re making my heart dance like the flames by the lake."

Girl, are you a pinata?

Cuz I would love to beat you with my wood until your sweets gush out.

"Do you believe in love at first waltz, or should we cha-cha to the lake for a better view?"

"Are you a carpenter? 'Cause every time I look at you, I can tell you know how to handle wood."

"Are you a moonlit dance by the lake? Because your glow leaves me mesmerized and wanting to get lost in you."

"Lost in these woods or lost in your eyes, I know I'm in good hands with your dominant yet tender care."

"Is your name Cedar? Because I'm totally pining for your natural beauty and strength."

Hey, are you a naughty wood elf? Because I must be under your magic, feeling so enchanted.

"Are you a rare mahogany? Because I've never seen a grain as beautiful as yours, babe."

Are you a beaver?

Cause u could nibble on my wood any day

"How's about we leave the timber and you let this carpenter carve a special place in your heart tonight?"

"Babe, your fiery red hair matches your jacket, but nothing can compare to the flame you've ignited in my heart."

"Is it just me, or do we have some serious chemistry waiting to spark in these woods?"

"Do you believe in love at the lake? Because our dance could make even the trees do the cha-cha!"

"If we danced by this lake, our chemistry would rival the stars—care to make some magic together?"

"In these mad dance woods, your rhythm is so intoxicating; I’d love to get lost with you tonight."

Does a bear c**... in the woods? No, but I'm willing to screw in them.

You must be a naughty wood elf, because you've cast a spell on me with your charm.

"Is your name Lumberjack? Because every time I see you, I fall like a tree struck by love!"

"Is it just the woods, or did you just create a wild spark that’s making my heart race like a dance?"

Girl, you have gotten me lost in my morning wood.

Did you just come out of the woods? Because you look like a handsome country star.

"Are you a beaver? Because daaam, you must have built those curves with extra wood!"

"Ever fantasized about a grand tree in your barren woods? I've got the largest timber to reforest your desires."

Babe, are you superstitious? Because I foretell that you will knock on wood tonight.

Girl are you a carpenter, because you work my wood into timber.

Are you a naughty wood elf? Because you've cast a spell on me with your enchanted beauty.

"Is it the moonlight or just you making these woods come alive? Care to dance by the lake tonight?"

"Are we in the woods? Because I can feel a spark dancing between us, and it’s electric."

"You must be a mischievous woodland creature because with just one look, you've stolen my heart."

"If you were a wild dance under the stars, I’d lose myself in your rhythm all night long."

Girl: "So, you're into hiking? Ever get lost in the woods before?"

"Oh absolutely, I once ended up in Narnia, but the WiFi was terrible."

I'm running out of records. Wanna help me break Wilt Chamberlain's?

"Are you a tree? Because I can't help but want to dance under your branches by the lake!"

Bae you savin trees

With all the wood you givin me

A girlfriend is like a good carpenter

No wood gets wasted

"Is it the moonlight or your smile that makes this lake dance so beautifully? I'd love to get lost in both."

"If we danced by the lake in the woods, would you save a spot for me on your heart's playlist?"

"You must be the wildflower in the woods, because you’re making my heart race like a brisk hike."

I'd love to! Walking through the woods with you sounds perfect. Your suggestion is as refreshing and inviting as your smile.

"Are you a tree? Because you’ve got me falling for you like leaves in the woods."

"Are you a lake in the woods? Because my heart dances every time I think about a ride with you!"

"Even amidst this wooden downpour, your beauty remains the most breathtaking natural wonder."

"I must be lost in these woods, because every time I see you, my heart races like we're dancing on water."

"Are you a forest nymph? Because your beauty leaves me enchanted and wanting to explore deeper."