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Top 50 Wood Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wood pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Wood conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl, are you decaying wood?

    Because I’m a fun-gi and, if you give me a chance, I will grow on you.

  2. Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

    I'll bring the wood

  3. Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

  4. Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!

  5. Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.

  6. Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

  7. I am good at coming from behind...

  8. Should we go for an Eagle or a Birdie tonight?

  9. Hey girl are you Jesus?…

    …cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.

    eh kinda works

  10. Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

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Funny wood pickup lines

Baby, are you a mokuton user? Because you’re giving me wood.

Are you a termite? Because you ‘re going to have a mouth full of wood.

Wanna see my flop shot?

Are you a ninja?

Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

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My 9-iron is 12 inches.

I may have a leg of wood but I bet you have a heart of gold.

Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

Are you a tree?

Because punching you gives me wood.

Hey baby, wanna see my putter?

Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you're giving me wood.

Are you Winnie-the-Pooh?

Because you're giving me The Hundred Acre Wood right now.

I'll bet you 100 bucks that you're better in bed than elin, ill be the judge.,Wanna polish my driver?

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I'm Tiger Woods!

Is that Norwegian wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

Wanna see what a Master can do in 68 strokes?

Hello there my sponsor told me to just DO you.

Hey baby, wanna help me get wood?

Are you into forestry? Cause I'm growing some wood right now.

You wanna ride my wood?

Cause we can go as far as you like.

I'm half black in all the right places.

Wanna see my putter?

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.