Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

Are you a tree?

Because punching you gives me wood.

I've got a tree you could trim.

Hey baby, is you a tree? Cause I wanna hug you.

Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you're giving me wood.

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

Are you a maple tree because I could totally tap that.

You could fall off a house, you can fall off of a tree, but the best way to fall

Is in love with me

You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.

You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

Are you an endangered redwood tree?

Because you’re tall, strong and I want to hug you.

Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.

Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?

Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?

Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.

Babe, I've got a maple tree that you could s**... the sap out of.

We are presents for each other, it's time to get laid under the tree.

Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I want to chop you up with an axe.

Are you trees in the grasslands? Because you are on fire and we should do something about it.

Are you a tree? Because you are giving me plenty of wood.

If you were a tree, you must be an evergreen because you look good all year round.

If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

Pretty proud of this one.

Are you a tree? Because I am a cat and want to get stuck in you.

The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

Is your love like the budding trees? Because it's growing stronger and more beautiful each day.

You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree. But the best way to fall - is in love with me.

Babe, I got a hard pine tree for you. Hug it and your hand is about to get really sticky.

Girl, with your love this wood can become a big tree.

Would you like to have bamboo sheets on your bed? Because I want to cover you with sustainable love.

Is your cat stuck in a tree? Because I’m here to save that p**....

Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh

The top of my tree is missing a angel like you.

Are you a palm tree? Because I really want those dates

Do you have apple orchard? I want to buck your trees tonight.

Are you the Goddess of Life? Because you just made my tree grow.

Are you a present? Because I see you under my tree.

Are you a blossoming cherry tree? Because your beauty takes my breath away.

Are you a tree? Because I would love to piss on u.

I will stop loving you the day that an apple grows on a mango tree.

Girl, by the time I am done, your p**... will never want to get off of my tree trunk.

Hey girl, wanna plant a tree with me?

I like you, we could be tighter than bark on a tree.

If you are looking for a tree topper then you have me because people say I am a star on top.

If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

If you were a garden, I would dig you to plant trees.

"Emily, are you a Baguio pine tree? Because I find myself pining for your company."

Your grace branches out like a tree, capturing hearts with effortless glee.

"Do you like spaghetti with brie? Because our love could be saucy, under that old oak tree!"

If I were a palm tree, you'd be the sweetest coconut to fall into my arms.

"Are you an apple tree? Because even though you look sweet, I wouldn't mind finding a few worms."

"Hello Peach, are you a tree? Cause I'm falling hard for every single peach of you!"

"Is your name Autumn? Because I'm falling for you just like leaves from a tree."

Did you fall from a geneticist's family tree? Because you're definitely made of some prime DNA material!

"Amidst the trees where moonlight prances, your beauty makes my heart take chances."

I can chop a cherry tree down. With my tongue.

Venus, your beauty outshines the stars, like a ripe apple on a sunlit tree.

"If you were a tree, I'd love to be the sun that warms you up every night!"

Did it hurt when you fell from the pasta tree? Because you're a rare spaghetti!

"Are you made of tinsel? Because you light up my Christmas tree every time I swipe right."

"Like a tree branch swaying in the wind, your beauty leaves me breathless and yearning for more."

"Like a willow, you're graceful, your beauty in every leaf, without you, my heart feels bare as if in autumn's grief."

Are you a tree? Because you've got roots that run deep in my heart.

"Are you a walnut tree? Because I'd risk an allergic reaction just to taste your sweetness."

"Like a tree branch strong and rare, your beauty leaves me gasping for air."

Are you a tree? Because you stand tall and graceful, a natural beauty in every place.

Are you made of wood? Because every time I see you, my heart sprouts like a tree.

"Are you a tree? Because I can’t help but dance around you like a squirrel at a lake party!"

Did you just fall from the pookie tree? Because you’ve got ‘sweet’ written all over you!

Did it hurt when you fell from the tanghulu tree? Because you're the sweetest thing I've ever seen.

In the forest, amidst the trees so tall, your grace outshines them all.

Like a tree standing tall and strong, you're the beauty that I've longed.

Are you decorating for Christmas?

Because I’ve got a tree that you can top?

"Like morning dew on a fresh mango tree, your beauty awakens joy inside of me."

Are you a cat stuck in a tree? Don't worry, I'll rescue you from all this fear.

"Are you a Wing Chu dog? Because my heart is barking up your tree like sugar in a candy shop."

Erections don’t grow on tree, right? That’s why I’m spending a night with you.

Are you a tree? Because your beauty branches out, capturing my heart without a doubt.

You’re so hot you must've started all of this darn global warming

"Are you a green dress? Because you make me feel like a tree falling for you."

You're the most beautiful apple in the tree, a sweet sight that's meant for me.

Are you a tree? Because you've got some serious bark and I'm falling for you!

Your bark is as inviting as a bunny burrow. Can I explore your forest?

I bet trees stop and look at you in awe.

Are you a tree in bloom? Your beauty shines brighter than the moon.

In a vast forest, you shine like a rare gem on a majestic tree.

Like a tree, you stand tall and strong, your beauty blossoms with each passing dawn.

Are you the Lorax? Because you speak for the trees, and I'm rooting for you.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? You're as lovely as a tree reaching up high.

Are you a Truffula tree? Because every time I see you, my heart grows three sizes that day.

Are you a tree? Because you're rooted in beauty and your branches reach for the sky.

"Are you a dog? Because you’ve got me barking up the right tree with that stunning view."

"Even the sweetest apple on the tree isn't as delicious as your smile."

"Did you borrow those lips from a cherry tree? Because they're the sweetest thing I've ever seen."

"Sorry, I was busy rescuing a cat from a tree, superhero duties you know. Now back to the more important task, chatting with you."

Are you a tree? Because you're rooted in beauty and branches of grace, truly a sight to embrace.

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

"Haha, quite an imagination! But how about we explore the chemistry first, before planning our family tree?"

Are you from Senegal? Because you've got me feeling like a baobab tree - totally rooted in place!

Are you a star?

Are you a star? Cuz wanna I be the Christmas tree that you go on top of...

Are you a tree? Because your beauty branches out and leaves me speechless.

Did you just fall from the tomato tree? 'Cause girl, you're a real "ketchup" in my eyes!

Did it hurt when you fell from the trees in the forest? Because you've got me tripping for you.

Are you a Truffula tree? Because I can't help but be drawn to your colorful personality.

Are you a tree? Because your beauty branches out, making my heart sway in doubt.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the conservative tree? Cause you've got values that are out of this world."

"You must be the most beautiful tree in the forest, because you've caught my lumberjack eye."

Do you like gardening?

I think we should start a family tree

Did it hurt when you fell from the tree? Because you're one feisty little monkey!

"Excuse me, but you must be a peach tree; your beauty makes my heart blossom every time I see you!"

"Do you believe in love at the lake? Because our dance could make even the trees do the cha-cha!"

Did it hurt when you fell from the royal family tree? Because you're a queen in my eyes.

Are you a Truffula tree? Because I can't resist hugging you tight like the Lorax.

I feel like a tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!

Are you a tree? Because your beauty branches out, and leaves me speechless in doubt.

Haha, sounds like a plan! Let's start a piggy bank just for our travel adventures. First stop: somewhere exotic with palm trees and a beach! 🌴

"Forget the presents under a tree, your presence in my life is all the gift I need, gorgeous."

If you were a tree, you would be an evergreen. From the first time I saw you; you have been looking this good.

Did you fall from a golden egg tree? Because you're shining brighter than any treasure I've seen.

"Is your name Yotam Shayo? Because my heart's swinging from tree to tree just like a monkey, in search of your love."

"Is your name Lumberjack? Because every time I see you, I fall like a tree struck by love!"

"Are you Christmas? Because you make my heart sparkle like a beautifully decorated tree."

"Are you a cherry tree? Because whenever I'm around you, I feel like George Washington - can't stop lying about my feelings!"

"Your family tree must be a masterpiece, for it crafted such a beauty with grace and ease."

"Is your name Christmas? Because you light up my world like a beautifully decorated tree."

"Ever fantasized about a grand tree in your barren woods? I've got the largest timber to reforest your desires."