Top 50 Tree Pick Up lines
Do you like trees or know a tree hugger? Use these tree related pick up lines about trees. These pick up lines about trees will help you. Take advantage of these good and funny tree puns.
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Hey girl, are you a tree?
Because I want to chop you up with an axe and throw you inside of a fireplace
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You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....
But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.
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If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree
I’d put my nuts in you
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Are you a Maple tree?
Because I would tap that
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The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.
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Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.
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Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
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Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.
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The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.
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Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?
Working tree pickup lines
Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!
The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.
If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?
I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.
I've got a tree you could trim.
Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Hey baby, is you a tree? Cause I wanna hug you.
Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you're giving me wood.
Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.
I don't want to be under the cork tree. I want to be under YOU.
Are you a maple tree because I could totally tap that.
You could fall off a house, you can fall off of a tree, but the best way to fall
Is in love with me
You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.
If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.
Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.
Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?
Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.
Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?
We are presents for each other, it's time to get laid under the tree.
Babe, I've got a maple tree that you could suck the sap out of.
Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I want to chop you up with an axe.
Are you trees in the grasslands? Because you are on fire and we should do something about it.
