50 Tree Pick Up lines

Do you like trees or know a tree hugger? Use these tree related pick up lines about trees. These pick up lines about trees will help you. Take advantage of these good and funny tree puns.

Best Working Tree Pickup Lines

A good Tree hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl, are you a tree?

Because I want to chop you up with an axe and throw you inside of a fireplace
You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....

But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.
If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

I’d put my nuts in you
Are you a Maple tree?

Because I would tap that
The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

Short and cute tree pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about tree are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.

If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

Cheesy tree Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you a tree?

Because punching you gives me wood.

I've got a tree you could trim.

Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Hey baby, is you a tree? Cause I wanna hug you.

Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you're giving me wood.

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

Are you a maple tree because I could totally tap that.

Corny tree Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Tree conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You could fall off a house, you can fall off of a tree, but the best way to fall

Is in love with me

You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.

You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.

Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?

Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.

Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?

Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.

We are presents for each other, it's time to get laid under the tree.

Babe, I've got a maple tree that you could s**... the sap out of.

Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I want to chop you up with an axe.

A good tree Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Tree hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you trees in the grasslands? Because you are on fire and we should do something about it.

If you were a tree, you must be an evergreen because you look good all year round.

If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

Pretty proud of this one.

Are you a tree? Because you are giving me plenty of wood.

Are you a tree? Because I am a cat and want to get stuck in you.

Girl are you a coconut tree? Because I would climb on top of you to get the sweet juice of your jug.

The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree. But the best way to fall - is in love with me.

Babe, I got a hard pine tree for you. Hug it and your hand is about to get really sticky.

Would you like to have bamboo sheets on your bed? Because I want to cover you with sustainable love.

Girl, with your love this wood can become a big tree.

Is your cat stuck in a tree? Because I’m here to save that p**....

Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh

The top of my tree is missing a angel like you.

Are you a palm tree? Because I really want those dates

Are you a maple tree?

Cuz I’d tap that

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Tree love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Tree chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.