Top 50 Tree Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tree pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tree conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl, are you a tree?

   Because I want to chop you up with an axe and throw you inside of a fireplace

2. You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....

   But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.

3. If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

   I’d put my nuts in you

4. Are you a Maple tree?

   Because I would tap that

5. The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.

6. Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

7. Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

8. Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

9. The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

10. Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

Funny tree pickup lines

Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!

The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.

If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

I've got a tree you could trim.

Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Hey baby, is you a tree? Cause I wanna hug you.

Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you're giving me wood.

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

I don't want to be under the cork tree. I want to be under YOU.

Are you a maple tree because I could totally tap that.

You could fall off a house, you can fall off of a tree, but the best way to fall

Is in love with me

You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.

Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.

If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

Pretty proud of this one.

The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh

Are you a maple tree?

Cuz I’d tap that

You’re so hot you must've started all of this darn global warming

Are you decorating for Christmas?

Because I’ve got a tree that you can top?

Are you a star?

Are you a star? Cuz wanna I be the Christmas tree that you go on top of...