Top 50 Tree Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Tree chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, are you a tree?

   Because I want to chop you up with an axe and throw you inside of a fireplace

2. You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....

   But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.

3. If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

   I’d put my nuts in you

4. Are you a tree?

   Cuz i’d love to piss on u.

5. The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.

6. Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

7. Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

8. Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

9. The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

10. Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

Funny tree pickup lines

Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!

The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.

If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

Are you a tree? Because punching you gives me wood.

I've got a tree you could trim.

Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Hey baby, is you a tree? Cause I wanna hug you.

Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you're giving me wood.

Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

I don't want to be under the cork tree. I want to be under YOU.

Are you a maple tree because I could totally tap that.

You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.

You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.

Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.

Is your cat stuck in a tree?

Cause I’m here to save that pussy.

If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

Pretty proud of this one.

The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh

You’re so hot you must've started all of this darn global warming

Do you like gardening?

I think we should start a family tree

Bae you savin trees

With all the wood you givin me