Top 50 Tree Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tree pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Hey girl, are you a tree?
Because I want to chop you up with an axe and throw you inside of a fireplace
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You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....
But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.
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If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree
I’d put my nuts in you
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Are you a Maple tree?
Because I would tap that
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Are you a tree?
Cuz i’d love to piss on u.
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The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.
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Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.
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Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
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Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.
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The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.
Funny tree pickup lines
Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?
Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!
The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.
If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?
Are you a tree?
Because punching you gives me wood.
I've got a tree you could trim.
Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Hey baby, is you a tree? Cause I wanna hug you.
Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you're giving me wood.
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.
Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.
I don't want to be under the cork tree. I want to be under YOU.
You could fall off a house, you can fall off of a tree, but the best way to fall
Is in love with me
You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.
You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.
If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.
Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.
Is your cat stuck in a tree?
Cause I’m here to save that pussy.
If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?
Pretty proud of this one.
The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.
Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh
Are you a maple tree?
Cuz I’d tap that