Top 50 Seed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Seed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a good Minecraft world?

   Cuz I want your seed.

2. Are you made of soil?

   Cause i wanna plant my seed in your hole

3. Are you an Ember seed? Because I think you are smokin' hot.

4. I wanna give you the most unique seed you've ever had.

5. How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.

6. My love for you is infinite, like the number of seeds on a strawberry.

7. Hey, would you mind if I introduced you to my...Seeds of Doom?

8. I'll let you nibble my seed-stick?

9. Are you a Pegasus seed? You make my heart race.

10. You could plant some seeds in my back garden!

Funny seed pickup lines

Are you a Mystery seed? because you are an enigma.

My seed is performing really well this season.

What do you say we.. plant some seeds?

Are you the earth? Because I'd really like to plant my seed in you.

Give me your Star Seed!

I like my grapes how I like my men
With plenty of seeds in it and 25 at a time

Did you plant pitfall seeds? Because you made me fall for you.

If I was a watermelon..

Would you spit or swallow my seed?

Hey girl, are you the ground?

Because I want to put my seeds inside of you

If it was summer and I was a watermelon...

Would you spit or swallow my seeds?

Are you dirt?

Cause I wanna plant my seed in you and watch it grow.

Hey girl, can I call you "rocky soil"?

Because I want to plow you until you're ready for my seed.

Babe, I want to plant my seeds in you.

Your ass is my farm land

I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it

Are you a farm?

Cause I'm pretty sure I'm gonna plant my seed in you this spring.

Are you the ground?

Because I want to put my seed in you. #teamtrees

Ay girl call me a gardener

Cause I'm ready to put my seed in you

My seed is superior to any other man's.

Are you dirt?

Cause I'd like to plant my seed in you.

Come on baby, gimme your seed.

Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?

If i were a melon,

Would you swallow my seeds?

Heard you into guys with green thumbs.

I hope you don't mind me planting my seed inside you.