Top 50 Seed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Seed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a good Minecraft world?

   Cuz I want your seed.

2. Are you made of soil?

   Cause i wanna plant my seed in your hole

3. Are you an Ember seed? Because I think you are smokin' hot.

4. I wanna give you the most unique seed you've ever had.

5. How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.

6. My love for you is infinite, like the number of seeds on a strawberry.

7. Hey, would you mind if I introduced you to my...Seeds of Doom?

8. I'll let you nibble my seed-stick?

9. Are you a Pegasus seed? You make my heart race.

10. You could plant some seeds in my back garden!

Funny seed pickup lines

Are you soil?
Cause I’d love to plant my seed in you

Are you a Mystery seed? because you are an enigma.

My seed is performing really well this season.

What do you say we.. plant some seeds?

Are you a bird?

Because you can sit on my stick tonight with seeds in your mouth.

Are you a seed?
Because i wanna cumin you

Give me your Star Seed!

I like my grapes how I like my men

With plenty of seeds in it and 25 at a time

Damn girl are you a field?

Cuz I want to plow you and plant some seeds in you

Did you plant pitfall seeds? Because you made me fall for you.

If I was a watermelon..

Would you spit or swallow my seed?

Hey girl, are you the ground?

Because I want to put my seeds inside of you

If it was summer and I was a watermelon...

Would you spit or swallow my seeds?

Hey girl, can I call you "rocky soil"?

Because I want to plow you until you're ready for my seed.

Watermelon

If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?

Babe, I want to plant my seeds in you.

Are you a farm?

Cause I'm pretty sure I'm gonna plant my seed in you this spring.

Are you the ground?

Because I want to put my seed in you. #teamtrees

Your ass is my farm land

I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it

My seed is superior to any other man's.

Ay girl call me a gardener

Cause I'm ready to put my seed in you

Are you dirt?

Cause I'd like to plant my seed in you.

Come on baby, gimme your seed.