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Top 50 Flower Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Flower pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl are you a flower? ️

    Because I will bury you after keeping you in a vessel full of liquid for several days so I can keep you longer :3

  2. Whats your favorite flower?

    Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

  3. Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.

  4. I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....

    How you doin'?

  5. I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

  6. Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

  7. If I get a flower every time I think of you, I’d only have one flower

    Because you never left my mind

  8. Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.

  9. Knock knock! Who’s there? Aretha.

    Aretha who? Aretha flowers for you.

  10. Are you a self-pollinating flower?

    Cuz you can go fuck yourself

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What is a Flower pickup line?

Funny flower pickup lines

Baby girl, I'mma gonna dive into your Deku Flower.

Hey girl, are you afraid of bees?

Because there is a high chance that you may get confused for a flower.

Hey girl, are you into flowers and stuff?

Cause this one smells like chloroform

If you were a flower you'd be a damnnn-delion

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This is a funny Flower pickup line!

Tell me what you think

So there's this girl who is a cashier at one of the local grocery places (she's also in a class of mine but whatever). I think I'm gonna buy some groceries and also buy some flowers and when I go to check out I'm just gonna say "Thanks. You can keep the flowers though".

Whatdya think?

Roses or Daisies?
Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are my girl, And these flowers are for you. You come home in May, And I think it would be bomb To share such a special day Will you go with me to Prom?

What kind of flowers do you like?

Her: Lilies, why?

Because I need to know what to put on your casket, after I murder that pussy

Halloween

I got you these flowers on Halloween I hope you like the BoOquet

Feel free to shake my tree anytime, but can I pick your flowers?

How did I know that lilies are you favorit flower? Weeeell!

If you were a flower,

You would be a damnndelion 🦁.

It's worked on tinder for me like at least ten times.

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Working Flower tinder opener

If I had a flower bed

I'd put your tulips and my tulips together

Did a bee try to attack you this morning?

Because I totally confused you for a flower

Are you a flower

Because you'd be a damnnnndelion.

They say there’s beauty in the eyes of the bee holder...

I might have that saying wrong, but you should let that little guy go, he’s got flowers to pollenate

Roses are red, violets are a flower

I think about you

When I’m taking a shower

Hey, are you a flower?

Cause when i saw you, my dick just ROSE.

Are you a tree

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
Hey, walk out that house with my swagger
Hop in there with dough, I got places to go!
People to see, time is precious
I looked at my cotty, are ya out of control?
Just like my mind where I'm goin'
No women, no shawties, no nothin' but clothes
No stoppin' now, my Pirellis on roll
I like my jewelry that's always on whoa
I know the storm is comin'
My pockets keep tellin' me it's gonna shower
Call up my homies, it's on
Then pop in the next 'cause this mix'll be ours
We keep a fade-away shot
'Cause we ballin' it's Platinum Patron that be ours
Lil mama, I owe you just like the flowers
Girl you…

Do you have flower insurance

Because I'm gonna deflower you

You’re a flower and I’m a bee

And you should let me pollinate

Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..

I’d really like to have a drink with you.

Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.

Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.

Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.

Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.

;)

Opinion?

Not every flowers can represent love, but rose can....
Not every trees can represent dryness, but cactus can....
Not every girl can make me fall in-love, but you can ;)