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Top 50 Flower Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Flower pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Flower conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl are you a flower? ️

    Because I will bury you after keeping you in a vessel full of liquid for several days so I can keep you longer :3

  2. Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.

  3. I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....

    How you doin'?

  4. Hey, do you have a favorite flower? I was just curious which ones I should put on the casket when I murder that pussy

  5. I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

  6. Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

  7. If I get a flower every time I think of you, I’d only have one flower

    Because you never left my mind

  8. Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.

  9. Knock knock! Who’s there? Aretha.

    Aretha who? Aretha flowers for you.

  10. If you have tulips and i have tulips,

    Want to put them together and make a Kiss?

    Ps: you need actual tulip flowers for this.

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What is a Flower pickup line?

Funny flower pickup lines

Baby girl, I'mma gonna dive into your Deku Flower.

Hey girl, are you afraid of bees?

Because there is a high chance that you may get confused for a flower.

Hey girl, are you into flowers and stuff?

Cause this one smells like chloroform

If you were a flower you'd be a damnnn-delion

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This is a funny Flower pickup line!

Tell me what you think

So there's this girl who is a cashier at one of the local grocery places (she's also in a class of mine but whatever). I think I'm gonna buy some groceries and also buy some flowers and when I go to check out I'm just gonna say "Thanks. You can keep the flowers though".

Whatdya think?

You are the chosen one because....
The prettiest flowers don't pick themselves.

You are like a flower and I am here to fertilize you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are my girl, And these flowers are for you. You come home in May, And I think it would be bomb To share such a special day Will you go with me to Prom?


I got you these flowers on Halloween I hope you like the BoOquet

Wow your so pretty I think I should get you some flowers, do tulips sound good?

Well how about you put your two lips on mine

You’re beautiful like a flower

And you sure attract the butterflies

Feel free to shake my tree anytime, but can I pick your flowers?

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Working Flower tinder opener

How did I know that lilies are you favorit flower? Weeeell!

If you were a flower,

You would be a damnndelion 🦁.

It's worked on tinder for me like at least ten times.

If I had a flower bed

I'd put your tulips and my tulips together

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you,

I could walk forever in my garden.

Did a bee try to attack you this morning?

Because I totally confused you for a flower

Are you a flower

Because you'd be a damnnnndelion.

If I got a flower for every time I'd thought about you

I'd always have a garden around me

Roses are red, violets are a flower

I think about you

When I’m taking a shower

They say there’s beauty in the eyes of the bee holder...

I might have that saying wrong, but you should let that little guy go, he’s got flowers to pollenate

Hey girl, are u a flower? Cuz ur Jas-mine

Do you have flower insurance

Because I'm gonna deflower you