Top 50 Roses Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Roses chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Roses are red, quarantinelife is shitty

   The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of yout titty.

2. Roses are red

   Violets are blue
   I have five fingers
   But tonight you'll get two

3. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

   Hope she says yes

4. Roses are red i know your fourteen

   But just get in the van and don’t make a scene

5. Roses are red, you're so great...

   Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date
   
   - Day 219

6. Rose's are red, 2020's a bitch

   I'll be your broom stick, if you'll be my witch

7. Roses are red, Corona's the flu

   Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

8. Roses are red, you are a cutie

   You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

9. Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...

   Poetry's hard but so am I

10. Roses are red, and very famous

    Coffee and movie is old style, lets try some Anus

Funny roses pickup lines

Roses are red, your arse is immaculate...
If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.

Rose are red, carona is a virus

Hook up with me, and you’ll just get hepatitis

Rose's are red, violets are blue

Poems are stupid, let me fuck you

Roses are red, violets are blue

DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

Roses are red, your mom's a distraction

Let's get to your room and get us some action

Roses are red, violets are blue...

I'm not that pretty but damn look at you.

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Roses are red, violets kinda suck
I like spaghetti, let's go fuck

Roses are red

So come to my bed

Roses are red, my face is too...

That only happens when I am with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue

I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour

- Day 93

Roses are red, cacti are thorny

When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

Roses are Red, Colors are Hue

I will do anything just to have you

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,
 How much I love you
 Is beyond your clue.

Roses are red, wither roses are black

I can't rhyme

Lets smash

Roses are red, Violets are blue

I lost my teddy, can I cuddle with you?

Roses are red, violets are blue...

I have a gun and I’m taking you

Roses are red, you're more beautiful than the sunset's hue...

Let's go back to my place so I can stick my tongue deep inside you

Roses are red, violets are blue

You're as beautiful as a sunsets hue

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had one, I’d catch you.

Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

Hello pretty young lady!

would you like to have sexual intercourse with me while I treat you to wine and roses?

Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the patrirarchy makes me super attracted to you.

I can give you a rose and keep you safe, like I'm Tuxedo Mask.