Top 50 Roses Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Roses pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Roses are red, quarantinelife is shitty
The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of yout titty.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
But tonight you'll get two -
If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.
Hope she says yes
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Roses are red i know your fourteen
But just get in the van and don’t make a scene
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Roses are red, you're so great...
Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date
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Rose's are red, 2020's a bitch
I'll be your broom stick, if you'll be my witch
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Roses are red, Corona's the flu
Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?
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Roses are red, you are a cutie
You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty
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Roses are red today I think your pretty great
Today's my cake day we should make it a date
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Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...
Poetry's hard but so am I

Funny roses pickup lines
Roses are red, whales are grey
Come to my room, we'll bang ok?
Roses are red, and very famous
Coffee and movie is old style, lets try some Anus
Roses are red, your beauty has me shaken up
Just like the Folgers slogan, you’re “the best part of waking up!”
Roses are red, your arse is immaculate...
If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.

Rose's are red, violets are blue
Poems are stupid, let me fuck you
Roses are red, violets are blue
DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.
Roses are red, your mom's a distraction
Let's get to your room and get us some action
Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm not that pretty but damn look at you.
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Roses are red, violets kinda suck
I like spaghetti, let's go fuck
Roses are red
So come to my bed
Roses are red, my face is too...
That only happens when I am with you.
Roses are red, violets are blue
I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

Roses are red, cacti are thorny
When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much
Roses are Red, Colors are Hue
I will do anything just to have you
Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
How much I love you
Is beyond your clue.
Roses are red, wither roses are black
I can't rhyme
Lets smash
Roses are red, Violets are blue
I lost my teddy, can I cuddle with you?
Roses are red, violets are blue...
I have a gun and I’m taking you
Roses are red, you're more beautiful than the sunset's hue...
Let's go back to my place so I can stick my tongue deep inside you
Roses are red, violets are blue
You're as beautiful as a sunsets hue
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had one, I’d catch you.
Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.