Top 50 Roses Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Roses pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Roses conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Roses are red

   Violets are blue
   I have five fingers
   But tonight you'll get two

2. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

   Hope she says yes

3. Roses are red i know your fourteen

   But just get in the van and don’t make a scene

4. Roses are red, you're so great...

   Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

5. Roses are red, Corona's the flu

   Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

6. Roses are red, you are a cutie

   You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

7. Roses are red today I think your pretty great

   Today's my cake day we should make it a date

8. Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...

   Poetry's hard but so am I

9. Roses are red, whales are grey

   Come to my room, we'll kiss ok?

10. Roses are red, your beauty has me shaken up

    Just like the Folgers slogan, you’re “the best part of waking up!”

Funny roses pickup lines

Rose are red, carona is a virus
Hook up with me, and you’ll just get hepatitis

Roses are red, violets are blue

DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

Roses are red, your mom's a distraction

Let's get to your room and get us some action

Roses are red

So come to my bed

Roses are red violets are blue, with permission and consent, let me violate you

Roses are red, violets are blue
I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red ,Violets are fine

U be the six

I be the nine

Roses are red, cacti are thorny

When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

Roses are Red, Colors are Hue

I will do anything just to have you

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!

Roses are red violets are blue

I have 10 fingers 11th one is for you.

Roses are red, wither roses are black

I can't rhyme

Lets smash

Roses are red, so are your lips...

You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

Roses are red, concrete is grey

Come to my room, we'll kiss OK?

Roses are red, Violets are blue

I lost my teddy, can I cuddle with you?

Roses are red, the Ukraine's flag is yellow and blue.

Roses are red, the Ukrainian flag is yellow and blue.
If Putin nukes us all tonight, I wanna die next to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue...

I have a gun and I’m taking you

Roses are red, you're more beautiful than the sunset's hue...

Let's go back to my place so I can stick my tongue deep inside you

Roses are red, violets are blue

You're as beautiful as a sunsets hue

Roses are red, you are quite pretty

I was trying to think of another line but I'm not very witty.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had one, I’d catch you.

Roses are red

Violets are blue, with a tongue like that I’ll pay for the room