Top 50 roses Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Roses chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Roses are red, quarantinelife is shitty

   The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of yout titty.

2. Roses are red i know your fourteen

   But just get in the van and don’t make a scene

3. Roses are red, Corona's the flu

   Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

4. Roses are red, you are a cutie

   You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

5. Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...

   Poetry's hard but so am I

6. Roses are red, and very famous

   Coffee and movie is old style, lets try some Anus

7. Roses are red, your arse is immaculate...

   If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.

8. Rose are red, carona is a virus

   Hook up with me, and you’ll just get hepatitis

9. Roses are red, violets are blue

   DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

10. Roses are red, your mom's a distraction

    Let's get to your room and get us some action

Latest roses chat up lines

Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm not that pretty but damn look at you.

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Roses are red, violets kinda suck

I like spaghetti, let's go fuck

Roses are red

So come to my bed

Roses are red, my face is too...

That only happens when I am with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue

I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour

- Day 93

Roses are red, cacti are thorny
When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

Roses are Red, Colors are Hue

I will do anything just to have you

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,
 How much I love you
 Is beyond your clue.

Roses are red, wither roses are black

I can't rhyme

Lets smash

Roses are red, violets are blue...

I have a gun and I’m taking you

Roses are red, you're more beautiful than the sunset's hue...

Let's go back to my place so I can stick my tongue deep inside you

Roses are red, violets are blue

You're as beautiful as a sunsets hue

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had one, I’d catch you.

Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

Hello pretty young lady, would you like to have sexual intercourse with me while I treat you to wine and roses?

Roses are red

Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour




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Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the patrirarchy makes me super attracted to you.

I can give you a rose and keep you safe, like I'm Tuxedo Mask.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your PIN number is 3842

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.

Violet are'nt red Rose are'nt blue

So we've just met,

~~Omae wa mou shindeiru~~

Roses are red, I haven't ate...

So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

Hello. I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.