Top 50 Violets Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Violets pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Roses are red

   Violets are blue
   I have five fingers
   But tonight you'll get two

2. Rose's are red, violets are blue

   Poems are stupid, let me fuck you

3. Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet,

   I bet that pussy is too.

4. Roses are red, violets are blue

   DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

5. Roses are red, violets are blue...

   I'm not that pretty but damn look at you.
   
   [10/12]

6. Sunflowers aren’t red, violets aren’t either

   I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer

7. Roses are red, violets kinda suck

   I like spaghetti, let's go fuck

8. Roses are red, violets are blue

   I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

9. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

   I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out
   
   i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first
   
   *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars
   
   Me: Can you yawn for me?
   Her:(yawns)
   Me: yeah it'll fit
   
   Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight
   
   Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y
   
   Me:
   *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
   her "what is it?"
   me " your standards hi my name is Noah”
   
   I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet
   
   *if she says she’s on her period*
   A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
   Or
   I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce
   
   Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor
   
   Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex
   
   Roses are okay
   violets are fine
   And so are you
   So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9
   
   Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
   
   Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap
   
   One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?
   
   Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?
   
   Let’s role play
   You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you
   
   wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I
   
   *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets
   
   
   Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose
   
   The foot ball one
   
   *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot
   
   Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts
   
   You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile
   
   *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now
   
   I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not
   
   *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house
   
   I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities
   
   Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

10. Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,
     How much I love you
     Is beyond your clue.

Funny violets pickup lines

Roses are red, Violets are blue
I lost my teddy, can I cuddle with you?

Roses are red, violets are blue...

I have a gun and I’m taking you

Roses are red, violets are blue

You're as beautiful as a sunsets hue

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had one, I’d catch you.

Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the patrirarchy makes me super attracted to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your PIN number is 3842

Rose's are red, violets are blue

I thank those of you who sort by new.

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.

Violet are'nt red Rose are'nt blue

So we've just met,

~~Omae wa mou shindeiru~~

Roses are red, violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...

I failed No Nut November, and that's because of you

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Climate’s important to both me & you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Like the Titanic, I'm going down on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue...

I can't do poems, but I can do you ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

Roses are red, violets are blue....

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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.

But the roses are wilted, violets are dead, and the sugar bowls empty, just like your head.

Rose's are red

Violets are blue
I've thought about this for a while
And I really like you

Roses are red, violets are blue

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you?
(After quarantine is over)

Rose's are red, violets are blue..

I failed No Nut November thinking about you