Top 50 Bank Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Bank chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, are you a bank loan?

   Because you've got my interest.

2. I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

3. Are you a bank?

   Because I would like to invest in you :)

4. Are you a power bank?

   Cause when I feel low I wanna put my cord in your hole
   
   - Day 99

5. You look so familiar!

   I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime.
   
   Not mine.
   Credit to Emmanual from Wild'n'out

6. DAAMMN GIRL! Do you work at a bank?

   Cuz I need to make a deposit and a withdrawl.

7. Did the bank explode?

   Cuz all the dimes are rolling down to the coffeeshop ;)
   
   *Only works at coffeeshop

8. Are you a bank employee?

   Cause I wanna put my gun in your mouth
   
   - Day 116

9. I have money in the bank

   But damn girl I ain’t see no figure like you

10. Are you a bank?

    Cause I'd like to make a deposit

Funny bank pickup lines

Girl are you a sperm bank?
Because I wanna give all of my semen.

(You could also say sperm.)

Do you know much about bank loans/loans?

"No/kind of/why?

"Oh, because you've (definitely?) got my interest"

Are you a bank

Cuz I have a crippling amount of interest for you

Girl you remind me of my bank

I want to deposit $ 1.50 in you.

Do you have a bank account? You must! Im saving all my love for you.

Do you like to role play? I'll be the banking industry and you can play the American people.

Future projections put you at overweight but I'm still saying buy tonight

Girl you are so hot you are like my LBO MODEL

Girl, are you a stock? Because you sure like bouncing a lot!

Good thing I just bought term life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped!

Hey girl, would you be receptive to my takeover bid?

Hey there, can I WACC you off?

I have a small penis, but a big bank account.

I have an emergency fund and I want to spend a little on you.

I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression. I'm actually taller and richer than I look.

I hope you're a bear, because I'm going to go down on you.

I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!

I never co-sign anything. But I'd love to co-sign your marriage license.

I think you'll find the delta between myself and others to be significant

I want to restructure you

I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.

I'd like to get you and your friends together for a comparables analysis

I'll be your credit if you'll be my debit.