Top 50 Bank Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bank pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, do you have a bank loan?

   Coz I got an interest in you ;)

2. I would smash you harder than my first piggy bank the day the first Xbox console was out

3. Hey girl, are you a bank loan?

   Because you've got my interest.

4. I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

5. Are you a bank? Because you got my interest

6. Hey girl do you work at the bank

   Because I would love to make a deposit.

7. Are you a bank?

   Because I would like to invest in you :)

8. Do you work at a bank?

   Cause you have all my interest

9. Have I taken a bank loan from you?

   Cuz, my interest in you is increasing.

10. Are you a bank loan?

    Because you caught my interest.

Funny bank pickup lines

Are you a power bank?
Cause when I feel low I wanna put my cord in your hole

- Day 99

Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. I am DEBT FREE! Now I can afford you!

Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.

You look so familiar!

I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime.

Hey Girl, are you bank loan ?
Cuz I have interest in you ;)

Are you a piggy bank cus I wanna smash u

You are the spank to my bank

Are you a banker?

Because I want to leave you a bank loan.

DAAMMN GIRL! Do you work at a bank?

Cuz I need to make a deposit and a withdrawl.

Did the bank explode?

Cuz all the dimes are rolling down to the coffeeshop ;)

*Only works at coffeeshop

Are you a bank employee?

Cause I wanna put my gun in your mouth

- Day 116

Do you know much about bank loans/loans?

"No/kind of/why?

"Oh, because you've (definitely?) got my interest"

Girl you remind me of my bank

I want to deposit $ 1.50 in you.

Are you a bank

Cuz I have a crippling amount of interest for you

What's the difference between you and a snow bank?

I wouldn't enjoy plowing the snow bank.

I never co-sign anything. But I'd love to co-sign your marriage license.

I think you'll find the delta between myself and others to be significant

I want to restructure you

I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.

I'd like to get you and your friends together for a comparables analysis

I'll be your credit if you'll be my debit.

I'll reveal my preferences if you will.