Top 50 Bank Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bank pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, do you have a bank loan?

   Coz I got an interest in you ;)

2. Hey girl, are you a bank loan?

   Because you've got my interest.

3. I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

4. Are you a bank?

   Because I would like to invest in you :)

5. Have I taken a bank loan from you?

   Cuz, my interest in you is increasing.

6. Are you a power bank?

   Cause when I feel low I wanna put my cord in your hole
   
   - Day 99

7. Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?

8. Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. I am DEBT FREE! Now I can afford you!

9. Hey Girl, are you bank loan ?

   Cuz I have interest in you ;)

10. You look so familiar!

    I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime.
    

Funny bank pickup lines

I wouldn't hide you away in my wank bank...
... for you I build a monument on masturbatary mountain.

DAAMMN GIRL! Do you work at a bank?

Cuz I need to make a deposit and a withdrawl.

Did the bank explode?

Cuz all the dimes are rolling down to the coffeeshop ;)

*Only works at coffeeshop

Are you a banker?

Because I want to leave you a bank loan.

I have money in the bank

But damn girl I ain’t see no figure like you

Are you a bank?
Cause I'd like to make a deposit

Girl are you a sperm bank?

Because I wanna give all of my semen.

(You could also say sperm.)

Do you know much about bank loans/loans?

"No/kind of/why?

"Oh, because you've (definitely?) got my interest"

Are you a bank

Cuz I have a crippling amount of interest for you

Girl you remind me of my bank

I want to deposit $ 1.50 in you.

What's the difference between you and a snow bank?

I wouldn't enjoy plowing the snow bank.

Hey there, can I WACC you off?

I have a small penis, but a big bank account.

I have an emergency fund and I want to spend a little on you.

I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression. I'm actually taller and richer than I look.

I hope you're a bear, because I'm going to go down on you.

I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!

I never co-sign anything. But I'd love to co-sign your marriage license.

I think you'll find the delta between myself and others to be significant

I want to restructure you

I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.

I'd like to get you and your friends together for a comparables analysis

I'll be your credit if you'll be my debit.