Top 50 bank Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Bank chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Hey gurl, are you a bank loan?

   'Cause you've got my interest.

2. I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

3. Are u a bank loan?

   Cuz u have my interest

4. Are you a bank?

   Because I would like to invest in you :)

5. Are you a power bank?

   Cause when I feel low I wanna put my cord in your hole
   
   - Day 99

6. You look so familiar!

   I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime.
   
   Not mine.
   Credit to Emmanual from Wild'n'out

7. Did the bank explode?

   Cuz all the dimes are rolling down to the coffeeshop ;)
   
   *Only works at coffeeshop

8. DAAMMN GIRL! Do you work at a bank?

   Cuz I need to make a deposit and a withdrawl.

9. Are you a bank employee?

   Cause I wanna put my gun in your mouth
   
   - Day 116

10. Are you a bank loan ? Because you have my interest

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Latest bank chat up lines

I have money in the bank
But damn girl I ain’t see no figure like you

Are you a bank?

Cause I'd like to make a deposit

A pickup line for people who like Business/Enterprise

Are you a bank loan? 'Cause you sure got my interest.

Girl are you a sperm bank?

Because I wanna give all of my semen.

(You could also say sperm.)

Do you know much about bank loans/loans?

"No/kind of/why?

"Oh, because you've (definitely?) got my interest"

Girl you remind me of my bank

I want to deposit $ 1.50 in you.

Are you a bank loan?
Because you've got my interest.

Are you a bank loan?

Coz I'm gaining a lot of interest

Damn girl are you my bank loan?

Because you got my interest

Are you a bank

Cuz I have a crippling amount of interest for you

What's the difference between you and a snow bank?

I wouldn't enjoy plowing the snow bank.

Hey girl, would you be receptive to my takeover bid?

Hey there, can I WACC you off?

I have a feeling you really understand the "nature of the firm."

I have a small penis, but a big bank account.

I have an emergency fund and I want to spend a little on you.

I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression. I'm actually taller and richer than I look.

I hope you're a bear, because I'm going to go down on you.

I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!

I never co-sign anything. But I'd love to co-sign your marriage license.

I think you'll find the delta between myself and others to be significant

I want to restructure you

I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.

I'd like to get you and your friends together for a comparables analysis

I'll be your credit if you'll be my debit.