Are you a bank?

Because I would like to invest in you :)

You look so familiar! I swear I've seen you before in my piggy bank because you are a pretty dime.

Are you a bank loan? Because I want to take you out and get a house with you.

I have a small p**..., but a big bank account.

Babe, do you have a bank loan? Because you sure have my total interest.

Have I taken a bank loan from you?

Cuz, my interest in you is increasing.

Are you a bank loan?

Because you caught my interest.

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I keep falling deeper into the debt of your love."

"Are we on a river bank? Because your beauty is flowing into my heart like a constant stream."

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got assets that are thiccc and worth investing in!

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'd love to make a deposit.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... and I'm smiling already!

"Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest rising faster than the national deficit."

"Nice to meet you, [Name]. Fancy sharing your favourite pizza topping instead of your bank account number?"

Did you just rob a bank? Because every time you smile, you steal all my worries away!

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... and I promise not to default on you, Cassidy."

Gotta admit, I was banking on your sense of humor. Maybe I'll have to come up with a more original opening next time!

"You must be a bank loan, because I feel like I can't pay you back with just my smile."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've caught my interest, and I'm willing to invest."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got interest written all over you, thick and irresistible."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I can't stop smiling!"

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest and I want to invest in this connection.

Are you a millionaire? Because you've got my heart in your bank account.

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest with that purse and black hair.

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I can't afford to mess this up.

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest with those curves around your waist."

"Are you a bank? Because every time I see you, my heart deposits a little more love!"

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest from the moment we met.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I want to make some deposits, daddy.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest! Happy Women's Day!

Well, if your bank is already planning to spoil you, I better step up my game! When's the big day? 😉

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and it's time to invest in us.

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I promise I'm better than any investment portfolio."

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm smiling all the way!

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... err, attention!"

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest and I'd like to invest in us!

Are you a bank loan? Because you have caught my interest and I can't ignore you.

"Can I be your bank? Because I'm interested in giving you all the credit for stealing my heart."

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest, and all I need is you.

"Are you from the Bank of Maldives? Because my interest in you just compounded."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest...and I'm not entirely sure why."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest! How about I buy you a drink instead? 😉

Are you a bank? Because I want to rob your heart and steal your love.

Are you a blood bank? Because I'm feeling a bit light-headed and could use a pick-me-up.

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I'd like to make a withdrawal - of your heart."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest rising...and trust me, I love investment opportunities.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have definitely caught my interest and I'd love to invest some time in you.

Girl, are you a bank? Because you've got me invested in that smile of yours!

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest, but I'm not sure if I can lend you out.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest! Unlike my non-existent abs.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest and I need to sleep on it.

"Are you a bank? Because my interest in you is growing faster than my savings account!"

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest, unlike my mortgage rates.

Girl, are you a blood bank? 'Cause I'm willing to give you all my Type O-positive love!

"Just like a reliable bank, you can count on me to keep our mutual interest high and secure."

Haha, sounds like a plan! Let's start a piggy bank just for our travel adventures. First stop: somewhere exotic with palm trees and a beach! 🌴

"Your bank account might be loaded, but your eyes hold a richness that money can't buy."

"Girl, are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I can't seem to pay you off."

Are you a bank? Because you've got all the assets I'm looking for.

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I'd love to be your sugar daddy."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, unlike the interest I paid growing up poor.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and your friends can be my collateral.

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? After all, I believe in joint accounts."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, but I'm not ready for commitment yet.

Your bank sounds like a real charmer! Maybe I should take some notes... So, when do I get to join in on the spoiling?

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest without any collateral.

"They say dogs are a man's best friend, but with Zoey, I might have to reconsider."

"Kya kar rahe ho aap? Kya main tumhari khayalon mein shamil ho sakta hoon, an unforgettable dream banke?"

"Are you a bank? Because my heart's making some serious withdrawals from your charm account!"

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... but I'll probably get rejected."

Are you a bank loan? Because you're making me consider some serious bad deeds!

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm invested in making you smile.

Are you made of coins? Because you're worth a fortune at the Bank Central of the Philippines.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have me thinking about all the benefits of getting into debt.

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest...and I'll work hard to pay you back.

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm willing to invest in you, Sophie."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, though I promise I won't rob your heart without consent."

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest and now I can't escape!

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest...and I'll probably never get you back.

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I'd certainly like to make some long-term investments."

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and age is just a number.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have denied me twice, but I'm still interested in investing.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, but I'm not sure I can handle your terms.

I'm interested in the person, not their bank account. Let's focus on getting to know each other better.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm already a millionaire.

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm ready to be indebted to you.

Are you a bank loan? Because you sure have been on my mind for way too long!

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest - just like anal does.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm hoping for a long repayment plan with you.

"Is your name Credit? Because I find myself constantly checking my balance whenever I'm around you."

"I may not work at the Bank of Maldives like you, but I'd love to invest in your smile."

Are you a bank? Because you've got my interest and I'd like to make a deposit in your heart.

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I'd like to take you out for that first round!"

Oh, it sounds like you're in for a treat! My birthday is coming up soon too. Maybe we can celebrate together? 😉

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest, but I promise not to take you too seriously."

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest 😉

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest from afar, but I'm really hoping for a return."

Did you just rob a bank? Because you’ve stolen my smile and heart in one go!

" Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest...and I'm pretty sure I can't afford you."

"Are you a bank? Because my heart is ready for a sweet heist with someone as charming as you!"

Are you a bank? Because you've got my interest and I'd like to invest in your smile!

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest, Zoey. Let's invest some time together."

"Are you a loan from a bank? Because you've got my interest and I'm having trouble paying it back."

Are you a bank loan? Because you've really got me into nerves with all the interest!

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... just like cocaine.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, like I'm lost in my bank account.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... and you seem pretty tough to get.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest and I'm ready to invest.

Are you a bank? Because you've got "rob me" written all over you.

"Are you a bank account? Because you've got my interest soaring higher than my Chase savings!"

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I'm ready to commit!

"Are you a bank? Because you’ve got my interest soaring higher than any investment I’ve ever made."

"Are you a diamond? Because dating you might break my bank, but I know it'll be worth every penny."

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest, and I can't stop checking you out!

"Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest piqued, and I'm all about the long-term investment."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, but I'm not very mature about it.

Are you a power bank?

Cause when I feel low I wanna put my cord in your hole

- Day 99

"Nita, are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest... despite the dude you're currently invested in."

"In the bank of my heart, your love is the richest interest."

"Was it destiny that you were born on 25th September, because my heart has been saving its interest for you."

Are you a bank teller? Because you've stolen my heart with your beautiful smile.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I can't afford to miss out.

"Is your name Zoey? Because you've got the perfect balance of intelligence and charm just like a bank statement."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I can promise high returns!"

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm smiling at the thought of you."

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest and I want to take you out.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest...until I check the fine print for hidden fees.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest... but can I have it in quarters?

"If I were a book, would you read me like you read on your free time, Zoey?"

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest as a chartered accountant.

If beauty were currency, you'd be the richest treasure at the Bank Central of the Philippines.