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Top 35 Deal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Deal pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Deal conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. For those girls who only like guys who are 6 feet or taller…

    I’m only 5’10”, so if 2 inches is a big deal to you, then I got some bad news and I got some great news for you.

  2. You might not have got the deal you wanted, but you can have my number for free.

  3. Let's make a deal dearie you show me the beast you think you are & I'll get down on my knees and show you the beauty in it.

  4. Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

  5. Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

  6. If you were a demon I'd sell my soul just to seal a deal with you.

  7. No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

  8. Were you born that beautiful or did you make a deal with a Crossroad demon?

  9. Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical Penetration.

  10. I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

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Funny deal pickup lines

Meeting you is better than any of the deals I’ve seen on Black Friday!

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

What's the best Black Friday deal?

Your clothes, 100% off.

Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.

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Are you a subway meal deal?

Because my six inch just turned into a footlong

You should know how important is vitamin D in dealing with Covid and in lockdown
I can help you get it regularly

I'm a businessman, and I wanna make a deal

Let's exchange our numbers first. Then, talk business.

Girl are you the CEO of racism?

Coz you're gonna have to deal with a big black problem.

Meeting you is like getting the best deal without waiting in the Black Friday lines.

I'd KILL for you to go to prom with me. I think you would really DIG it. You could really SET me up if you said yes. I'm hoping thid volleyball will ACE the deal. PROM?

I can get a great deal on a fancy hotel room if I bring you with me.

What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal.

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Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.

Feel free to pee in the pool, I'll deal with it later. (Gym Teacher)

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

You look very fair, ambitious and binding tonight. We should make a deal.

Baby, you are like a Black Friday deal... worth the wait.

Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!

No more Mr. Rice guy, I am going for raw end of the deal.

Girl, don't listen when they say that you're too pretty to be gay. You're too pretty to be real and they're too stupid for me to deal. Stereotypes are gross. I'm a stereo type, I like dos. Let's put our two selves together. Are you down for whatever?

Now that DOMA's repealed. Let's make a deal. Do you want to get Maryed? Oh by the way, my name's Mary.

I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later

It's a big deal. There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward. Perhaps you'd like to come with me? I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.