Top 44 Deal Pick Up lines

No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

Were you born that beautiful or did you make a deal with a Crossroad demon?

Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical p**....

I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Babe, this mechanic will surely satisfy you. Because we are amazing to deal with small spots under the hood.

A good SEO can deal with both the frontend and the backend, want to see how I do it?

Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.

Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.

I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, c**... d**... ratio.

Are you a subway meal deal?

Because my six inch just turned into a footlong

Skateboarding shows a great deal about self-control. But girl you make me lose it all tonight.

Damn girl are you Black Friday?

Because I’m trying to figure out what your deal is

Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.

You should know how important is vitamin D in dealing with Covid and in lockdown

I can help you get it regularly

Girl are you the CEO of racism?

Coz you're gonna have to deal with a big black problem.

It's a big deal. There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward. Perhaps you'd like to come with me? I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.

I'd KILL for you to go to prom with me. I think you would really DIG it. You could really SET me up if you said yes. I'm hoping thid volleyball will ACE the deal. PROM?

I can get a great deal on a fancy hotel room if I bring you with me.

What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal.

Hey baby, are you a marine biologist? Because I'd like to hist the club and seal the deal with you.

Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.

Feel free to pee in the pool, I'll deal with it later. (Gym Teacher)

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

You look very fair, ambitious and binding tonight. We should make a deal.

Baby, you are like a Black Friday deal... worth the wait.

Meeting you is like getting the best deal without waiting in the Black Friday lines.

Now that DOMA's repealed. Let's make a deal. Do you want to get Maryed? Oh by the way, my name's Mary.

Girl, don't listen when they say that you're too pretty to be gay. You're too pretty to be real and they're too s**... for me to deal. Stereotypes are gross. I'm a stereo type, I like dos. Let's put our two selves together. Are you down for whatever?

I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later

Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!