No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

Were you born that beautiful or did you make a deal with a Crossroad demon?

Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical p**....

I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Babe, this mechanic will surely satisfy you. Because we are amazing to deal with small spots under the hood.

A good SEO can deal with both the frontend and the backend, want to see how I do it?

Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.

I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.

I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, c**... d**... ratio.

Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

Are you a subway meal deal?

Because my six inch just turned into a footlong

Skateboarding shows a great deal about self-control. But girl you make me lose it all tonight.

Damn girl are you Black Friday?

Because I’m trying to figure out what your deal is

How about we conquer our fears together? I'll bring the lizard repellent, you bring the bravery. Deal?

Role play? I like it! But only if I get to be the charming groom who sweeps you off your feet. Deal? 😉💍

Are you made of stardust or angel's kiss? Your soul shines bright, I'd like to possess.

Your soul is a treasure, I'll keep it safe with zeal, for in your eyes, I see a demon's appeal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your smile is magic, and I'm under your spell too.

"Are we friends, or a package deal? Because with you, I get beauty, charm, and a potential benefit."

"Keep you around? Only if you promise not to steal my fries. That's a deal breaker, you know! 😄"

Are you a demon? 'Cause I'd gladly give my soul to you, for a love so true.

If I were a demon, I'd possess your soul, for you shine brighter than any coal.

"Only if you promise to wear a coconut bra and we can have a dance-off with the island's wildlife. That’s the real deal!"

"Katie, ever thought about giving swimming lessons? Because with you, I'd love to explore depths beyond the pool."

Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul to keep you close, lovely soul possess.

"Oh, a spontaneous woman. I like that! As long as you promise to laugh at my bad jokes, deal?"

"Still mending from a breakup, but I'd cheat recovery time for a woman as breathtaking as you."

"You deal with bras all day, how about we unhook from work and get to know each other better?"

I'll possess your heart, but only with love's art, for you're an angel sent from above.

Your angelic presence makes this demon want to keep your soul, for you possess an irresistible appeal.

"Yelanshe, your beauty is the business deal I'm trying to finalize. Ready to negotiate?"

"Are you a contract? Because I've been studying you and I think it's time to seal the deal."

"In the depths of darkness, your soul's light is the only thing I feel."

Are you a demon? Because I'd gladly trade my soul to possess your beauty forever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your smile melts my heart, in everything you do.

"Your eyes hold more power than any deal with a demon, I'm enchanted by your soul."

Possess me with your charm, for in your presence, my soul finds peace and warmth.

"I'll make a deal with you, your favorite song for a dance. I promise to listen every note like it's our first conversation."

Your smile shines bright like the sun, melting away all hate and strife undone.

"I may be a possessive fiend, but with you, my dear, it's a sweet deal; your light makes my darkness kneel."

As a demon, I crave your soul so deep, for in your eyes, my darkness finds its peace.

Your charm is like a spell, your presence I can't resist. Let me keep your heart, my dear temptress.

You must be a soul deal demon, because your beauty is otherworldly and it's casting a spell on me.

"Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul to keep you in my life."

Like a deal with a demon, your soul I'll sweep, for in your eyes, my heart finds peace to keep.

"You're a master of reels, but can you handle the real deal of my heart?"

In a world of negativity, your light shines so bright - let's embrace love and make everything right.

"With every glance, I see your light beam, a deal with a demon for your dream."

Your eyes sparkle like diamonds, your spirit so pure. I'd want nothing more than your soul to allure.

"You don't believe me when I say you're sexy? Well, let's make a deal. I'll stop lying the day you stop being gorgeous."

Your beauty is like a spell, I'm willing to make a deal to stay by your side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I catch feelings for you, because you're simply true.

Your smile can brighten the darkest of days, making my heart sing in so many ways.

You're the only one I need, demon in your soul, my heart you'll always hold.

Your essence captivating like a demon's spell,
But in your eyes, I see heaven dwell.

Are you a demon? Because I want your soul to keep, sealing our fate in love so deep.

Your spirit shines bright, let this demon stay, in your soul's light, forever at rest.

That's a bold request! How about we start by getting to know each other better first? Deal?

Your beauty's like a demon's deal, tempting and rare. Let me possess your heart, if you dare.

Like a demon with a deal to keep, I want your soul to stay with me.

"Your allure and charm cast a spell, like a demon keeping my heart under its control."

"Deal! But fair warning, my culinary skills peaked in college. You might get gourmet ramen... or a pizza delivery instead! 🍕😉"

Happens to the best of us! How about we turn that into a game? I ask a question, you answer—deal?

"You've got that 'closing deal' smile - mind if I pitch you on a date sometime?"

"I may be doing this just for now, but I hope it's enough to make you want more."

Your demonic allure is a tempting ordeal, but your soul is the only treasure I feel.

Well, if I can go for gold at the end of the rainbow with you, I'd say that's a pretty sweet deal! Your St. Patrick's Day just got luckier.

Your aura shines like gold, I'd bargain with any devil to keep you near.

Possess me with your charm, stay in my heart like a demon. Your soul is all I desire.

"I'll stop making you flustered... once you agree to let me make you smile instead. Deal?"

You're a ray of light in a world of shade, catching feelings for you, I'm not afraid.

Your spirit so pure and free, I'd bargain with demons to have you stay with me.

"Your soul is a gem, I'd keep it under my spell, for in your eyes, all demons dwell."

Sounds great! I'll be your loyal customer. Just promise me one thing - unlimited free coffee, deal?

"Here on business, but the most captivating deal so far seems to be the possibility of knowing you more."

Your possession is hauntingly beautiful, like a devil with the charm of an angel's sigh.

Are you a soul deal demon? Because your beauty is otherworldly, out of this realm.

Roses bloom in spite of thorns, like your beauty amidst the hate-borns.

Your devilish charm and angelic grace make me want to stay and possess this enchanting face.

"Your soul shines bright, I'm under your spell, let's make a deal and possess each other well."

Your soul is a rare treasure, a demon would gladly possess, but I just want your heart to feel blessed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your smile catches feelings, and I'm falling for you.

"In your eyes, a demon's fire, yet your soul's beauty I desire."

Like a rose among thorns, your beauty outshines the rest. Let's embrace love and forget the hate.

"I bet it does. Maybe one day you'll get to show me the real deal over coffee or dinner, if you're lucky."

Your possession is divine, my dear, like a demon's tempting power. Let me be yours forever.

Let me possess your heart, for I promise to deal, with love so pure, no demon can steal.

Darling, your soul shines so bright, I'd make a deal with a demon just to possess such light.

Your beauty enchants, your soul I'll keep, a demon's promise, my love runs deep.

Are you a demon in disguise? Because I'd sell my soul to keep your eyes.

Haha, sounds like a fun gig! Just promise me you'll only fight off bad vibes and awkward silences. Deal? 😄

Sounds tempting, but I'll need to see your charm first. Deal?

"Is your name Seal? Because every time I look at your picture, I feel like I've made a deal."

In a world of darkness, your light shines the brightest. Your soul I desire, my love undying.

In a world full of grey, your light shines so great, I can't help but feel fate.

"Sounds like a deal to me! You just sparked the chef in me. Hope you're ready for a night full of surprises."

"Your beauty like a devil's deal, I'd sign to keep your soul for real."

Roses are red, violets are blue, with you by my side, hate turns to love so true.

Your soul shines bright like a diamond, I want to keep it safe from all demons.

In the depths of your eyes, a demon finds rest, a possession so divine, an eternal zest.

I'll make a deal with the devil to possess your soul, for in you, beauty and grace enthrall.

In a world filled with hate, your kindness stands out, like a diamond in the rough.

You're the one I'd bargain with demons for, your soul so pure and real. In this dark world, you're my only ideal.

Roses bloom, violets fade, but your beauty will never dissipate. You're the love that I can't debate.

Your spirit shines so bright, I'd make a deal to stay near; like a demon captivated by pure beauty's sheer.

"In a world full of darkness and cold, your soul is the light that I want to hold."

"Your angelic grace, a devil's delight, possess your heart, keep it close in my sight."

Your beauty shines brighter than the sun, in a world where love and hate run.

"Your soul shines bright, like a precious gem. Will you let me keep it safe within?"

"Like a limited-time Valentine's deal, I can't resist your rare beauty. Fancy cashing in on some irresistible love?"

Your essence is a treasure I desire to keep, like a pact sealed deep in sleep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your soul's allure is a demon's dream come true.

"Are you a deal with a demon, because your soul is too precious to resist."

Your soul shines like a star, I'd bargain with any demon to call you mine.

Possess me with your charm, stay in my heart without harm. Your essence, a devilish delight, keeping me warm at night.

Your eyes shine brighter than any demon's grin, you must be the true queen within.

Let me keep your soul safe, sealed with a demon's pact, for your beauty is pure and timeless.

Who needs a dildo when they can have the real deal? Ready to show you a good time.

In this world of darkness, your light is a beacon. Let me possess your heart and soul.

Your smile lights up the room, but it's your sexy lips that seal the deal.

If possession by demons means having you near, then let me be possessed my dear.

"I'll make a deal to keep you near, for in your eyes, I see no fear."

Haha, I get what you mean! Let's promise to keep it fresh and exciting with our own inside jokes, deal?

Your bewitching smile could make any demon deal, but it's your soul I truly feel.

Are you a demon? 'Cause I'm under your spell, and I'd gladly let you possess my soul as well.

"I'd prefer to be more than just normal, maybe extraordinary friends, if that's a deal you'd accept?"

"Your soul is pure, a treasure to behold, let this demon possess your heart of gold."

Like a demon, I want to possess your soul, for in your eyes, my heart finds its goal.

I'll keep you safe in my embrace, like a demon with finesse - for in your eyes, I find my happiness.

Are you a demon? Because I want your soul to possess, forever keeping our love at its best.