No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

Were you born that beautiful or did you make a deal with a Crossroad demon?

Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical p**....

I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Babe, this mechanic will surely satisfy you. Because we are amazing to deal with small spots under the hood.

A good SEO can deal with both the frontend and the backend, want to see how I do it?

Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.

I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.

Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, c**... d**... ratio.

Are you a subway meal deal?

Because my six inch just turned into a footlong

Skateboarding shows a great deal about self-control. But girl you make me lose it all tonight.

Damn girl are you Black Friday?

Because I’m trying to figure out what your deal is

"Yelanshe, your beauty is the business deal I'm trying to finalize. Ready to negotiate?"

"Are you a contract? Because I've been studying you and I think it's time to seal the deal."

"Katie, ever thought about giving swimming lessons? Because with you, I'd love to explore depths beyond the pool."

"I'll make a deal with you, your favorite song for a dance. I promise to listen every note like it's our first conversation."

"You deal with bras all day, how about we unhook from work and get to know each other better?"

"You're a master of reels, but can you handle the real deal of my heart?"

"Still mending from a breakup, but I'd cheat recovery time for a woman as breathtaking as you."

"Oh, a spontaneous woman. I like that! As long as you promise to laugh at my bad jokes, deal?"

"You don't believe me when I say you're sexy? Well, let's make a deal. I'll stop lying the day you stop being gorgeous."

"Here on business, but the most captivating deal so far seems to be the possibility of knowing you more."

"Like a limited-time Valentine's deal, I can't resist your rare beauty. Fancy cashing in on some irresistible love?"

"Is your name Seal? Because every time I look at your picture, I feel like I've made a deal."

"Sounds like a deal to me! You just sparked the chef in me. Hope you're ready for a night full of surprises."

"I bet it does. Maybe one day you'll get to show me the real deal over coffee or dinner, if you're lucky."

"Are you a Valentine's deal? Because your beauty makes my heart race like a limited-time offer."

"I'd prefer to be more than just normal, maybe extraordinary friends, if that's a deal you'd accept?"

"Do you deal with explosives? Because whenever you're around, this place lights up like a fireworks show."

"Your laugh reaction brightens up my screen, but I bet it's nothing compared to the real deal. Care to test my theory?"

"Good thing I've been told my parenting style is a mix of fun uncle and responsible grandma. Bring it on!"

Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.

"Well, if we're still making memories in 2025, I'll make sure you get the best snapshots of us. Deal?"

"Your capacity to heal and grow, even after heartbreak, makes you more attractive than any other."

"Good morning, doll. I might deal with danger all day, but your smile is the only risk I want to take."

"Hey beautiful, the only currency I deal in is love, how about we exchange some?"

"Let's share a drink and maybe some sarcasm, but definitely no sugar-coated positivity. Deal?"

"Handling business was my goal, but since I've met you, sweetheart, leaving has become the hardest deal to negotiate."

"A girl who can bake? You're sweetening the deal here. Maybe one day we can swap dessert recipes."

"Is your heart a deal maker? Because it's redefining my concept of forever and causing friction in my brain."

"Sure, but if you ace it, you owe me a victory dance tutorial. Fair deal?"

"Do you believe in gender role reversals? Because I'm game if you're dealing the cards."

"Are you a band-aid? Cause I just got out of a relationship and I feel like you could heal all my wounds."

"I promise to keep the charm in check, just enough to keep you smiling but not enough to lead you astray. Deal?"

"This Promise Day, let me vow to always be the reason behind your smile. Deal?"

"Hey Katie, how about we dive into this deal? You teach me to swim, I'll give you a wave of pleasure."

"I guess my follow request wasn't charming enough; would a dinner invitation sweeten the deal?"

"Kuch bhi" eh? That's how I order my pizza too. Surprise me, no anchovies though - they're a deal breaker!

"You seem to have great taste in toys; how about we mix things up, and you try the real deal with me?"

"In the market of love, you're a bargain deal. Your beauty and charm, make my heart truly feel."

"Do you deal in lash extensions? Because every time I see you, my heart rate seems to hit new lengths!"

"Well, I can't promise Hollywood but I can promise interesting conversation and laughter. Deal?"

"Hey, are you a breakup healer? Because when I look at you, I forget all about my damaged past."

"Asking you to sing? Deal! Just brace yourself - my dance moves are eerily similar to a giraffe on roller skates."

"You've mended your broken heart with grace; how about we build new memories in its place?"

"Let's make a deal: I'll let you win at whatever game we play, as long as I win your smile."

"Before you rush off to the store, let's make a deal. If I can make your heart skip, will you go shopping for love with me?"

"You've shown strength in solitude, how about we explore the joy in togetherness?"

"I came to handle business, but your smile seems to be the most compelling deal I've encountered."

"Well, who said I'm not up for a challenge? Plus, I've never met a kid who can beat me at Mario Kart!"

"Sounds like a premium package deal, but I'm wondering... does it also come with kisses or are those extra?"

"You're the reason for my happiness, can we make it a lifetime deal?"

"Forget teddy bears, why snuggle with stuff when you can hold the real, slightly ridiculous deal?"

"Is that a toy for solo play or can I assist and show you the real deal?"

"I came here strictly for business, but your charm might just be the sweetest deal I've come across today."