No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

Were you born that beautiful or did you make a deal with a Crossroad demon?

Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical p**....

I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Babe, this mechanic will surely satisfy you. Because we are amazing to deal with small spots under the hood.

A good SEO can deal with both the frontend and the backend, want to see how I do it?

Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.

Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.

I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, c**... d**... ratio.

Are you a subway meal deal?

Because my six inch just turned into a footlong

Skateboarding shows a great deal about self-control. But girl you make me lose it all tonight.

Damn girl are you Black Friday?

Because I’m trying to figure out what your deal is

Your angelic presence makes this demon want to keep your soul, for you possess an irresistible appeal.

"Are we friends, or a package deal? Because with you, I get beauty, charm, and a potential benefit."

In a world of negativity, your light shines so bright - let's embrace love and make everything right.

"Your soul is a treasure I want to keep, for with you, even demons feel at peace."

Your smile can brighten the darkest of days, making my heart sing in so many ways.

As a demon, I crave your soul so deep, for in your eyes, my darkness finds its peace.

Your eyes sparkle like diamonds, your spirit so pure. I'd want nothing more than your soul to allure.

"You're a master of reels, but can you handle the real deal of my heart?"

"Only if you promise to wear a coconut bra and we can have a dance-off with the island's wildlife. That’s the real deal!"

"Katie, ever thought about giving swimming lessons? Because with you, I'd love to explore depths beyond the pool."

Possess me with your charm, for in your presence, my soul finds peace and warmth.

"Oh, a spontaneous woman. I like that! As long as you promise to laugh at my bad jokes, deal?"

You're the light that banishes my dark, the beauty in my demon's deal of art.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your smile melts my heart, in everything you do.

"In the depths of darkness, your soul's light is the only thing I feel."

Roses are red, violets are blue, your smile is magic, and I'm under your spell too.

Are you made of stardust or angel's kiss? Your soul shines bright, I'd like to possess.

"Still mending from a breakup, but I'd cheat recovery time for a woman as breathtaking as you."

"Your eyes hold more power than any deal with a demon, I'm enchanted by your soul."

Are you a demon? 'Cause I'd gladly give my soul to you, for a love so true.

I'll guard your soul with my life, for in your eyes, I see no strife.

"Are you a contract? Because I've been studying you and I think it's time to seal the deal."

Are you a demon? Because I'd gladly trade my soul to possess your beauty forever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I catch feelings for you, because you're simply true.

If I were a demon, I'd possess your soul, for you shine brighter than any coal.

Your beauty is like a spell, I'm willing to make a deal to stay by your side.

"I may be a possessive fiend, but with you, my dear, it's a sweet deal; your light makes my darkness kneel."

You must be a soul deal demon, because your beauty is otherworldly and it's casting a spell on me.

I'll possess your heart, but only with love's art, for you're an angel sent from above.

Role play? I like it! But only if I get to be the charming groom who sweeps you off your feet. Deal? 😉💍

Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul to keep you close, lovely soul possess.

"You don't believe me when I say you're sexy? Well, let's make a deal. I'll stop lying the day you stop being gorgeous."

Your deal with the demon left me spellbound, for your beauty is unmatched and your heart profound.

Like a deal with a demon, your soul I'll sweep, for in your eyes, my heart finds peace to keep.

How about we conquer our fears together? I'll bring the lizard repellent, you bring the bravery. Deal?

"I'll make a deal with you, your favorite song for a dance. I promise to listen every note like it's our first conversation."

Your charm is like a spell, your presence I can't resist. Let me keep your heart, my dear temptress.

"Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul to keep you in my life."

"With every glance, I see your light beam, a deal with a demon for your dream."

Your soul is a treasure, I'll keep it safe with zeal, for in your eyes, I see a demon's appeal.

Your presence is like a spell, I'd gladly stay in your grasp, your soul is all I desire.

You're the only one I need, demon in your soul, my heart you'll always hold.

Are you a demon? Because I want your soul to keep, sealing our fate in love so deep.

Like a demon with a deal to keep, I want your soul to stay with me.

Your spirit shines bright, let this demon stay, in your soul's light, forever at rest.

"Are you a demon? Because I'd trade my soul to keep your captivating presence near mine."

That's a bold request! How about we start by getting to know each other better first? Deal?

"You've got that 'closing deal' smile - mind if I pitch you on a date sometime?"

Sounds great! I'll be your loyal customer. Just promise me one thing - unlimited free coffee, deal?

"I may be doing this just for now, but I hope it's enough to make you want more."

"Deal! But fair warning, my culinary skills peaked in college. You might get gourmet ramen... or a pizza delivery instead! 🍕😉"

Your demonic allure is a tempting ordeal, but your soul is the only treasure I feel.

Your beauty's like a demon's deal, tempting and rare. Let me possess your heart, if you dare.

Your spirit so pure and free, I'd bargain with demons to have you stay with me.

Your beauty shines like stars above, let me keep your soul in love.

Well, if I can go for gold at the end of the rainbow with you, I'd say that's a pretty sweet deal! Your St. Patrick's Day just got luckier.

Possess me with your charm, stay in my heart like a demon. Your soul is all I desire.

You're a ray of light in a world of shade, catching feelings for you, I'm not afraid.

"I'll stop making you flustered... once you agree to let me make you smile instead. Deal?"

Like a rose among thorns, your beauty outshines the rest. Let's embrace love and forget the hate.

"Here on business, but the most captivating deal so far seems to be the possibility of knowing you more."

Your possession is hauntingly beautiful, like a devil with the charm of an angel's sigh.

"Your soul shines bright, I'm under your spell, let's make a deal and possess each other well."

Roses are red, violets are blue, your smile catches feelings, and I'm falling for you.

"In your eyes, a demon's fire, yet your soul's beauty I desire."

Roses bloom in spite of thorns, like your beauty amidst the hate-borns.

"Your soul is a gem, I'd keep it under my spell, for in your eyes, all demons dwell."

Your devilish charm and angelic grace make me want to stay and possess this enchanting face.

Your essence captivating like a demon's spell,
But in your eyes, I see heaven dwell.

Your soul is a rare treasure, a demon would gladly possess, but I just want your heart to feel blessed.

Are you a soul deal demon? Because your beauty is otherworldly, out of this realm.

In the depths of your soul, I see a spark,
A deal with demons couldn't dim your light in the dark.

"I bet it does. Maybe one day you'll get to show me the real deal over coffee or dinner, if you're lucky."

Your possession is divine, my dear, like a demon's tempting power. Let me be yours forever.

Haha, sounds like a fun gig! Just promise me you'll only fight off bad vibes and awkward silences. Deal? 😄

Roses are red, violets are blue, your soul's allure is a demon's dream come true.

Who needs a dildo when they can have the real deal? Ready to show you a good time.

In the depths of your eyes, a demon finds rest, a possession so divine, an eternal zest.

Your smile lights up the room, but it's your sexy lips that seal the deal.

Sounds tempting, but I'll need to see your charm first. Deal?

In a world of darkness, your light shines the brightest. Your soul I desire, my love undying.

"Is your name Seal? Because every time I look at your picture, I feel like I've made a deal."

Possess me with your charm, stay in my heart without harm. Your essence, a devilish delight, keeping me warm at night.

"In a world full of darkness and cold, your soul is the light that I want to hold."

"Are you a deal with a demon, because your soul is too precious to resist."

Let me keep your soul safe, sealed with a demon's pact, for your beauty is pure and timeless.

Your soul shines bright like a diamond, I want to keep it safe from all demons.

Are you a demon in disguise? Because I'd sell my soul to keep your eyes.

In a world filled with hate, your kindness stands out, like a diamond in the rough.

Your beauty shines brighter than the sun, in a world where love and hate run.

I'll make a deal with the devil to possess your soul, for in you, beauty and grace enthrall.

Roses bloom, violets fade, but your beauty will never dissipate. You're the love that I can't debate.

You're the one I'd bargain with demons for, your soul so pure and real. In this dark world, you're my only ideal.

"Your angelic grace, a devil's delight, possess your heart, keep it close in my sight."

Your spirit shines so bright, I'd make a deal to stay near; like a demon captivated by pure beauty's sheer.

Your essence is a treasure I desire to keep, like a pact sealed deep in sleep.

"Like a limited-time Valentine's deal, I can't resist your rare beauty. Fancy cashing in on some irresistible love?"

In a world full of grey, your light shines so great, I can't help but feel fate.

"Your beauty like a devil's deal, I'd sign to keep your soul for real."

Let me possess your heart, for I promise to deal, with love so pure, no demon can steal.

Your beauty enchants, your soul I'll keep, a demon's promise, my love runs deep.

In this world of darkness, your light is a beacon. Let me possess your heart and soul.

Your soul shines like a star, I'd bargain with any demon to call you mine.

Your eyes shine brighter than any demon's grin, you must be the true queen within.

Like a demon, I want to possess your soul, for it shines bright like a diamond coal.

"Your soul shines bright, like a precious gem. Will you let me keep it safe within?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, with you by my side, hate turns to love so true.

"I'll make a deal to keep you near, for in your eyes, I see no fear."

If possession by demons means having you near, then let me be possessed my dear.

"In your possession, let my demon stay, for in your presence, my darkness fades away."

Your angelic beauty shines through, even in the presence of a demon like me.

Haha, I get what you mean! Let's promise to keep it fresh and exciting with our own inside jokes, deal?

"I'd prefer to be more than just normal, maybe extraordinary friends, if that's a deal you'd accept?"

"Good thing I've been told my parenting style is a mix of fun uncle and responsible grandma. Bring it on!"

"If our deal involves me making you smile, then consider it sealed – but only for this time."

Are you a demon, for in your eyes I see a fiery glow, but your soul is pure gold.

Your bewitching smile could make any demon deal, but it's your soul I truly feel.