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Top 50 Handle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Handle chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I hope you have pet insurance

    because I'm about to destroy your pussy

    EDIT: It's not my first, but it's the only one I got so far. Thank you random kind stranger for the silver. May you destroy as many cats as your rooster can handle.

  2. Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

  3. Girl you can't handle my one tailed Jinchuriki.

  4. Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you're too hot to handle.

  5. Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

  6. I need my Goron tunic because you're too hot to handle!

  7. I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

  8. Handle me like you handle that ball.

  9. Your handles got me on my knees.

  10. You look like you can handle those clunky two-handed weapons...

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Funny handle pickup lines

I love the way you handle the ball! Will you come lay up on me?

Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.

It’s a good thing I’m an experienced hunter and can handle your shotgun.

If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?

I’d love to see the way you handle my spirit stick.

Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.

Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

Girl you've got mad handles, you've been crossing through my mind all day.

They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

Can you handle my direwolf!

It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

Like Shang, I love a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.

I Call My Penis "The Truth"

Cause Bitches Can't Handle It

Do you have any gloves I can burrow?

You’re too hot to handle

Are you a fragile box?

Because I want to handle you with care

I'm the one who knocks your hips outta joint if you think you can handle it.

I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?

A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet

b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

Hey there boy

If i was ups, would you let me handle your package?

What’s your twitter handle?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

How much woman can you handle?

Do you work for Amazon?

Cause I want you to handle my package.

Do you need help cleaning out your car?

I’d love to help by handling all that junk in your trunk.

You should work at subway

Because I know you could handle my foot long

Damn are you from Hell?

Cuz you're too hot to handle

Are you a manager?

Yes - Have you ever had a big staff?
No - Could you handle a big staff?