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Top 50 Handle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Handle pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If you were a Netflix series, do you know what would you be?

    Too hot to handle🥵

  2. Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

  3. Girl you can't handle my one tailed Jinchuriki.

  4. Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you're too hot to handle.

  5. Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

  6. I need my Goron tunic because you're too hot to handle!

  7. I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

  8. Handle me like you handle that ball.

  9. Your handles got me on my knees.

  10. You look like you can handle those clunky two-handed weapons...

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I love the way you handle the ball!

Will you come lay up on me?

Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.

It’s a good thing I’m an experienced hunter and can handle your shotgun.

If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?

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Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.

Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

Girl you've got mad handles, you've been crossing through my mind all day.

They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

Can you handle my direwolf!

Like Shang, I love a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.

I Call My Penis "The Truth"

Cause Bitches Can't Handle It

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Are you a fragile box?

Because I want to handle you with care

I'm the one who knocks your hips outta joint if you think you can handle it.

Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my pussy or is it too much for you?

I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?

A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet

b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

Hey girl, do you play sports?

Because you look like you'd be good at handling balls.

What’s your twitter handle?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Hey there boy

If i was ups, would you let me handle your package?

How much woman can you handle?

Do you work for Amazon?

Cause I want you to handle my package.

Do you need help cleaning out your car?

I’d love to help by handling all that junk in your trunk.

I think I need a new water cooling

Because you're too hot for my CPU to handle