Top 13 Provide Pick Up lines

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1. Well you have no shortage of assets: more than enough to provide a massive stimulus.

2. Guy: Excuse me I'm on a Mission could you provide me with some Lodging.

3. Do you like Noodles and Company?

   Her: Uh sure
   
   You: Good, I'll provide the noodle, you keep it company ;)

4. Pickup on fb, tinder, ig, etc

   Hey are you able to provide first aid?
   
   because to meet such incredible girl live I have to go through a stroke.

5. Are you superstitious....?

   ...and then she unmatched me! She didn't even have the common courtesy to provide the damn punchline.
   
   Has anyone heard this one before? The mystery is killing me more than losing a match.

6. Second Time Lucky

   "Second Time Lucky"-
   
   
   Pick Upper: (To wingman, in close physical proximity to the pick upped)
   
   "What do you think of the phase "Second Time Lucky" and it's accuracy?"
   
   
   Wingman:
   
   "I've heard it a lot before, but I don't think I've seen it in action much"
   
   
   Pick upper:
   
   Let me provide an example. [An invitation of something to the pick upped, who has turned down the pick upper before

7. I call my dick the dentist

   Because I provide fillings

8. Guy: Excuse me I'm on a Mission could you provide me with some Lodging.
   Girl: Um there's a hotel somewhere around here
   Guy: No my mission is to lodge in your heart

9. Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don't worry. I can provide tons of proof.

10. Mistress provides Dobby with clothes? Naughty.

Funny provide pickup lines

Flute players provide some cheap trills.

You should just provide a full disclosure up front, because you are flawless.

I provide leverage.