Top 50 Bring Pick Up lines

Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

I'll bring the wood

If you were a library book, I'd never bring you back.

I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.

Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

Un-fertilized por favor.

The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.

I'll bring you a sammich during plant/harvest.

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

I was going to ask you on a date to a restaurant

But I don’t think they’d appreciate me bringing my own meal

Bring your imaginary friend.

I didn't bring you roses because it's not the season and contributes to neo-colonialism.

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.

Hey. So I’d like to take you to the movies but they say not to bring your own snacks..

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

Hey, I'd take you to the movies...

but they don't let me bring snacks

Hey baby, you bring out the Beast within me.

I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

Baby im like a snowstorm...

I bring you 6-8 inches overnight and make it mildey Inconvenient for you to walk in the morning.

Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can't read them.

I wish I can take you to the movies,

But they don't allow me to bring my own snacks.

Your blue skin brings out the color of your eyes.

I’d like to take you to the movies,

but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

I would take you to the movie

But idk they get upset when I bring my own snack

Jin: I may have to bring you back for some testing.

I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Hey miss, I need you to come with me. I told my mother I'd bring her something beautiful from the powwow.

Girl, you are so sweet, how about you bring the honey and I'll bring my milk.

Hey im having a BBQ on the weekend.

*I'll bring the sausage you bring the sizzle.*

Rub my magic lamp and I'll bring light into your world.

Bring out the Burning Whip, I have Trained Skin.

I heard your southern deserts are dry but I can bring rain down there.

You won’t ever need to bring me sweet food, I like you enough.

I will bring the sauce; you get the buns. Let’s make a Krabby patty.