The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Coming Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Coming pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My pussy is like the weather

    When it gets wet you should come inside

  2. Roses are red, whales are grey

    Come to my room, we'll bang ok?

  3. Are you a piano?

    Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out

  4. Damn girl, are you a haunted house

    Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?

  5. Many people will come into my life

    But I only want you to come inside me

  6. If I am barbie...

    You are the box that I come in.

  7. Damn girl you live in the twin towers?

    Cause I'd love to come crashing into your place.

  8. The word of the day is legs.

    Come back to my place, and we can spread the word

  9. Hey girl are you the rain?

    Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.

  10. Roses are red

    So come to my bed

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Are you a white van, cause I wanna come inside of you

Are you a coconut?

Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out

Are you a coconut?

Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

Hey girl, are you death?

Because I hope you come for me soon

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Are you the chicken or the egg?

Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.

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I've foud this beautiful girl and this is what she came up with. Please boys help me out with this one, english is not my first language so its quite hard for me to come up with a good response

What’s the difference between a priest and acne?

Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.

Roses are red, concrete is grey

Come to my room, we'll bang OK?

Come on baby, sex is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Come over here

(she walks closer) I just made you come with my voice, guess what I can with my hands.

What’s the best way to reply when called sweet?

I sometimes go with a complimenting line because I can’t come up with anything else and they say I’m sweet/charming etc but it’s really hard to continue after that

Are you a coconut?

Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out

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I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.

Come to this watering hole often?

Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your sex life...

I am good at coming from behind...

Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that ass id love to clap

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