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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Coming Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Coming pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Coming conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Roses are red, whales are grey

    Come to my room, we'll kiss ok?

  2. Are you a piano?

    Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out

  3. Many people will come into my life

    But I only want you to come inside me

  4. If I am barbie...

    You are the box that I come in.

  5. The word of the day is legs.

    Come back to my place, and we can spread the word

  6. Unexpectedly smooth moment from me today

    I was hanging out with a new friend of mine that I've really been getting along great with earlier today when she went:

    Her: "I really like getting piercings, I feel like I'm decorating myself."

    Me: "Because you're a work of art."

    She was really surprised by that and said how smooth I was.

    I just feel really proud of myself for coming up with that one since I've never done something like that. :)

  7. Hey girl are you the rain?

    Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.

  8. Roses are red

    So come to my bed

  9. Are you a white van, cause I wanna come inside of you

  10. Are you a coconut?

    Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out


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Are you a coconut?
Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

Hey girl, are you death?

Because I hope you come for me soon

If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...

Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

Are you the chicken or the egg?

Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne?

Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.

Hey let's flip a coin and you give me whatever comes up .

Are you a dinner bell? Because I wanna kiss you till everyone comes.

If I had known humans could be this cute, I would have come to this planet sooner.

Roses are red, concrete is grey

Come to my room, we'll kiss OK?

Come on baby, kiss is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Come over here

(she walks closer) I just made you come with my voice, guess what I can with my hands.

What’s the best way to reply when called sweet?

I sometimes go with a complimenting line because I can’t come up with anything else and they say I’m sweet/charming etc but it’s really hard to continue after that

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Are you a coconut?

Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out

I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.

Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

Come to this watering hole often?

Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...

Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life...

I am good at coming from behind...

Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.