The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Coming Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Coming pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My pussy is like the weather

    When it gets wet you should come inside

  2. Roses are red, whales are grey

    Come to my room, we'll bang ok?

  3. Are you a piano?

    Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out

  4. Damn girl, are you a haunted house

    Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?

  5. Many people will come into my life

    But I only want you to come inside me

  6. If I am barbie...

    You are the box that I come in.

  7. The word of the day is legs.

    Come back to my place, and we can spread the word

  8. Hey girl are you the rain?

    Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.

  9. Roses are red

    So come to my bed

  10. Are you a coconut?

    Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

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Hey girl, are you death?
Because I hope you come for me soon

If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...

Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

What’s the difference between a priest and acne?

Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.

Come on baby, sex is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

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Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.

I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...

Come to this watering hole often?

Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your sex life...

I am good at coming from behind...

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I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that ass id love to clap

Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.

Ash Wednesday is coming up.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Do you come here often? Because you are fit.

Hey attractive, come to this reality often?

Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

Are you sasuke?

cus you're coming home with me tonight.

Wow, you're flexible... I bet that comes in handy outside of class.

Do you wanna come sit on my lap?

We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

Come to this Poke Stop often?