The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Coming Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Coming pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My pussy is like the weather

    When it gets wet you should come inside

  2. The word of the day is legs.

    Come back to my place, and we can spread the word

  3. Hey girl are you the rain?

    Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.

  4. Roses are red

    So come to my bed

  5. Are you a coconut?

    Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

  6. Hey girl, are you death?

    Because I hope you come for me soon

  7. If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...

    Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

  8. What’s the difference between a priest and acne?

    Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.

  9. Come on baby, sex is like pizza:

    Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

  10. Come over here

    (she walks closer) I just made you come with my voice, guess what I can with my hands.

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I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.

Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.

Come to this watering hole often?

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

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Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your sex life...

I am good at coming from behind...

Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.

Do you come here often? Because you are fit.

Ash Wednesday is coming up.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

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Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

Are you sasuke? cus you're coming home with me tonight.

Wow, you're flexible... I bet that comes in handy outside of class.

Come to this Poke Stop often?

Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?

Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

Yo girl, come over later and I'll Nagasaki all over your face.

It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?

Hey baby come over to me and slide into my spot.

Hey girl, is your leading tone a C# because all I can see coming next is this D.

Come over here and I'll show you my Big Bang Attack.