Roses are red

So come to my bed

Are you a white van, cause I wanna come inside of you

Are you a coconut?

Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out

Are you a coconut?

Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...

Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

What’s the difference between a priest and acne?

Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.

Hey let's flip a coin and you give me whatever comes up .

Are you a dinner bell? Because I wanna kiss you till everyone comes.

Roses are red, concrete is grey

Come to my room, we'll kiss OK?

Come on baby, kiss is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Come over here

(she walks closer) I just made you come with my voice, guess what I can with my hands.

Are you a coconut?

Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out

I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.

Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.

Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...

Come to this watering hole often?

Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

I am good at coming from behind...

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life...

Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.

Ash Wednesday is coming up.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Do you come here often? Because you are fit.

Hey attractive, come to this reality often?

Are you sasuke?

cus you're coming home with me tonight.

Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

Do you wanna come sit on my lap?

We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

Come to this Poke Stop often?

Yo girl, come over later and I'll Nagasaki all over your face.

Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?

Hey baby come over to me and slide into my spot.

Hey girl, is your leading tone a C# because all I can see coming next is this D.

Come over here and I'll show you my Big Bang Attack.

I don't mind if you come with baggage.

Why don't you suprise your roomate and not come home tonight?

Come baby, become... one... with me.

Want to come back to my place & listen to The Smiths?

Summer is coming... kiss is a great work out...

Come on now, ride your cowboy.

I'm going to bed, you coming?

Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?

Hey wanna come to my place and discuss the big bang.

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

I'd come back for you.

Would you like to come upstairs and see the sketches I did on the back of a shovel with coal?

I'm a pro with my s**.... Come here and I'll let you try.

Come on baby, you know you’re the girl of my dreams.

Come here often? I seriously can't remember.

Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.

How'd you like to come clubbing with me?

Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?

Do you want me to come over and make you a sword with my shirt off?

Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?

How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!

I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...

Namastay here or come home with me?

Hey, do you work for Disney cause I think you can make all my dreams come true.

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a great night. Meowth, that’s right.

Baby, come and light my sacred fire.

Why don't you come tame my dragon?

Hey baby, want to come over for some descriptive audio and chill?

You better get your engine started, 'cause here I come... and I've brought company.

Come back to my place and I'll make your bow quiver with my arrow.

Baby, your beauty is like an Enderman.

I can't make eye contact, but I want you to come closer.

Come back to my place, because I can leave your World Shaking.

Come with me and I'll make u see Valhalla.

Is your dad a genie because your making my dreams come true.

Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?

Winter is coming I need your gloves

But “gs” is silent

Hey baby, why don't you come over to my house for a little turkey and undressing?

Pretty girls scare me shitless

With that being said, I’ve been on the toilet for 30 minutes since I saw you

Or

It took me 30 minutes of sitting on the toilet to come say hi

I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

I may not have a tongue but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.

I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.

I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

Are you going to come quietly?

Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude to see my suits?

Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.

You come to this cave often?

I don’t have tongues coming out of my hand for not hing you know.

Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.

You want to come upstairs? I'll show you my AAPL certifictes.

You should come home with me, the only things I don't have registered are my kiss offenses.

Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?

Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.

Hey, can I check your iPhone GPS logs and see if you come here often?

Knock knock! Who's there? Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who? Never mind, I'll come back when you're asleep, soon.

You come to this stable often?

Baby with your help, we could see the second coming!

I named my ship Relations cause I like to be literal and knew you were coming home with me.

Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?

I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

Did you just ring the doorbell?

Because you can come inside if you want too

Do you want me to come down your chimney tonight?

Would you like to reduce you gas emissions and help the enviroment and come by?

Do you want to go out with me..

Or should i come over

It's 104 outside? It's only 98.6 in me. Come inside and cool off, baby.

Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?

Women like me like their Netflix subscription

They come to me only when they need me.

I know a situation where you would come out on top.

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

So you wanna come over? If the world really does end tomorrow I want you to be the last person I ever have kiss with.

Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

Caviar or caviaren't you coming home with me tonight?

Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?

Hey baby, wanna come over here and give the librarian something to shush?

When your Liltih comes into contact with my Adam we'll get ready for third impact.

Do you want to come home with me tonight? That's a rhetorical question.

You should come wait with me at my gate.

Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

Cuz I too know how to make people come together

I'm like Halleys Comet....I only come every 83 years

Wanna come back to my place and scrub algea?

You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.

Hey... Wanna come help me pitch my tent?

Come over tonight so I can eat you out.

I'm better than thanksgiving because I can make you come more than once a year.

Do you wanna come back to my place and see my Jesse Pinkman?

Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?

You have "acute" little nose, get it? It's going to have to come off, I'm so sorry.

Come to Italy; I'll pay for everything, AND take you shopping.

Want to come back to my place and see my leavings?

Why don't you come t**... your hips on my ez bar?

You're all I've ever wanted me when it comes to food.

I have a big piece of driftwood that would go great with your moss, why don't you come back to my place and check it out?

Come to my cave. I'd like to show you my wall-etchings.

When are you gonna come by the restaurant and check out my biscuits.

I love the way you handle the ball!

Will you come lay up on me?

Girl, why don't you come over to my place . . . of business that is, because women belong in the workplace.