Top 50 Future Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Future pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Future conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you a time traveler?

   Because I can see you in my future ;)

2. Hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...

   Are u free for da rest of your life 🥰

3. I was thinking about my future, and I was wondering.

   Are you free for the rest of your life?

4. Sorry to text you so early in the day

   But my parents did ask me to focus on my future this morning ;)

5. Are you the North Star?

   Cause I'd be lost without you in my future

6. You know, I’m jealous of future me because he’s got your number and I don’t.

7. Hey girl, Are you an anaconda?

   Coz I want you to swallow my future kids

8. Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

9. I'm not a financial expert

   But you're totally a future

10. Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

Funny future pickup lines

Girl I must have Sharingan because I see a future in us.

When I look into your eyes I see my future

Because you seem dead inside

Are you a time traveler?

Cause you look just like my future wife.

I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

I may not have the spiritual gift of prophecy, but I do see you in my future.

My name must be bruno!
Cause I see a future with you.

Where will you be all of my life? I should probably explain that I'm from the future.

I’m gonna put on my glasses

Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

Girl, are you a time machine?

Because I can totally see my future with you.

Do you know why future isn't spelled ftre?

Cuz I don't see a future without u

Let's have a future diary. A diary of the future of you and me.

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

I'm from the future and there's no time to explain...

I really need your help in finding out if a certain year has passed.

So, does your last name happen to be *insert your last name* or has that not happened yet?

Hey would you let me treat you to dinner?

My mom told me to invest in my future.

I lost my future girlfriend's phone number

I think you might have it

I’ve been told I look like your future husband but I can’t confirm this is true.

I wasn't in your past, we are now in the present. Let's talk about our future.

I’m not psychic, but…

I can totally see a future with us together!

Girl, if you and I were a stock, we'd be Pork Futures.

The diffrence between you and a watch

A watch determines the time, while you determines my future

Do you mind taking a picture together

Cause I gotta show my family what my future girlfriend looks like

Here’s a depressing one

Hey girl are you the sun? Because you’re brighter than my future.

What's the difference between you and a watch?

A watch determines the time whereas you determine my future