Top 50 Future Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Future pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a time traveler?

   Because I can see you in my future ;)

2. Hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...

   Are u free for da rest of your life 🥰

3. Damn girl, are you climate change?

   Cause you’re hot as fuck but i don’t see a future between us

4. I was thinking about my future, and I was wondering.

   Are you free for the rest of your life?

5. Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

6. Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

7. Girl I must have Sharingan because I see a future in us.

8. When I look into your eyes I see my future

   Because you seem dead inside

9. Are you a German?

   Because I can Nazi my future without you in it

10. I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

Funny future pickup lines

Girl are you my glasses?
Because I can't see my future without you

I may not have the spiritual gift of prophecy, but I do see you in my future.

Where will you be all of my life? I should probably explain that I'm from the future.

I’m gonna put on my glasses

Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

•Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future


•Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur?

Cus u got a NiCE AsS

•Are you terms and conditions ?

Because whatever you say i ll always agree with
you

Let's have a future diary. A diary of the future of you and me.

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

I'm from the future and there's no time to explain...

I really need your help in finding out if a certain year has passed.

So, does your last name happen to be *insert your last name* or has that not happened yet?

I lost my future girlfriend's phone number

I think you might have it

I wasn't in your past, we are now in the present. Let's talk about our future.

Girl, if you and I were a stock, we'd be Pork Futures.

The diffrence between you and a watch

A watch determines the time, while you determines my future

Do u have a pencil ️

So I can erase your past and write our future

What's the difference between you and a watch?

A watch determines the time whereas you determine my future

Me: "Whats that thing thats kind of like a simile?" Future Wife: "A metaphor??"

Me: "I don't know but I think I met a ten tonight."
*dabs*

Ey girl, are you my future?

Cuz thinking about you gives me anxiety.

Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

Hey what are you going to be for Halloween?

(Wait for answer...or just go for it I guess) Nice, I'm gonna be a time traveling ghost, cus im your future boo

Hey girl, Your future boyfiend might hurt me.

But im not into self harm

My dreams aren't lucid

But I can clearly see us together in the future.
:)

My future ambition is to become a bomb diffuser

Because I want to take you out in time

I'm Batman...

I see a future with just us.

Hey girl, are you [redacted]

Because I \[redacted\] if the \[redacted\] Latvian prime minister \[redacted\] perfect predictions of the trajectory of pork belly futures because \[redacted\] federal reserve \[redacted\] which Kanye wasn't willing to do.