Top 50 Future Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Future pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a time traveler?
Because I can see you in my future ;)
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Hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...
Are u free for da rest of your life 🥰
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I was thinking about my future, and I was wondering.
Are you free for the rest of your life?
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Sorry to text you so early in the day
But my parents did ask me to focus on my future this morning ;)
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Are you the North Star?
Cause I'd be lost without you in my future
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You know, I’m jealous of future me because he’s got your number and I don’t.
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Hey girl, Are you an anaconda?
Coz I want you to swallow my future kids
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Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...
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Wanna speculate our futures tonight?
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Girl I must have Sharingan because I see a future in us.
Funny future pickup lines
When I look into your eyes I see my future
Because you seem dead inside
Are you a time traveler?
Cause you look just like my future wife.
I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.
Girl are you my glasses?
Because I can't see my future without you
My name must be bruno!
Cause I see a future with you.
Where will you be all of my life? I should probably explain that I'm from the future.
I’m gonna put on my glasses
Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.
Girl, are you a time machine?
Because I can totally see my future with you.
Let's have a future diary. A diary of the future of you and me.
I love this story
The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother
Do you believe in fortune tellers? Because i predict you and I will be together in the near future.
I'm from the future and there's no time to explain...
I really need your help in finding out if a certain year has passed.
So, does your last name happen to be *insert your last name* or has that not happened yet?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number
I think you might have it
I wasn't in your past, we are now in the present. Let's talk about our future.
I’m not psychic, but…
I can totally see a future with us together!
Girl, if you and I were a stock, we'd be Pork Futures.
The diffrence between you and a watch
A watch determines the time, while you determines my future
Do you mind taking a picture together
Cause I gotta show my family what my future girlfriend looks like
Here’s a depressing one
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you’re brighter than my future.
What's the difference between you and a watch?
A watch determines the time whereas you determine my future
Do u have a pencil ️
So I can erase your past and write our future
I’m have the ability to predict crimes in the future before they happen, and your going to commit a very serious crime.
Cause your gonna steal my last name
Hey what are you going to be for Halloween?
(Wait for answer...or just go for it I guess) Nice, I'm gonna be a time traveling ghost, cus im your future boo