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Top 33 Early Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Early pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Early conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Sorry to text you so early in the day

    But my parents did ask me to focus on my future this morning ;)

  2. Do you know why you need to get up early?

    Because you're the sunshine :)

  3. I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

  4. Hey, are you the bottom of my early position opening range because you're a QT.

  5. Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.

  6. Hey I’m doing my Christmas shopping early this year…

    Are we gonna be dating by then so I can start shopping now or…?

  7. Are you a French general from the early 1800s?

    Because you’re Napoleon my heart strings.

  8. Are you early signs of spring?

    Cause I can’t wait for you to come

  9. If you're from Andromeda, gee, I'm glad you're early.

  10. You must be Afghanistan cause I want to pull out you early

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I am in a trap I started a conversation too early in the morning and now I don’t know how to respond!! Here’s how the conversation has gone:

Me: you’re lucky your baby is going to be famous one day

Them: why?

What should I respond?? I have nothing and I want to make it some of corny/funny/smooth pick up line

Don't leave too early...

the last thing I want to say to you before we part is Good morning.

Are you an IRA?

You seem like you’d penalize me for early withdrawal

Hey girl, are you a Christmas tree?

Because I’m gonna take you down too early and regret doing it

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Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?

Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could

Hey are u a daycare?
Cause snack time just came early

"Roses are red... Violets are fine... This valentine will you be mine?"

Too early for this. But here ya go xD

Are you lumbar support

Cuz I am early in my 20's and probably gonna need you for a lifetime.

Did you know that I am quite a bit like the japanese public transport system?

When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.

How early do you rise?

I would apply for an early decision from you, because if you say yes, I don't care what anyone else says.

Love is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

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Working Early tinder opener

Oooooh say can you seeeeeeee / by the dawn's early light / me in your bed / with last night's sweat still gleaminnnnnng.

Your fast asset made me deposit my capital contribution early, I hope you have some mitigating controls in place! Yeah, I have a virtually non-existent control environment...I'd recommend accruing for a contingent liability

Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.

Quick you have early stage hypothermia, we need to get naked and cuddle in the sleeping bag to save your life.

Hey, girl, hey, where ya goin'? Come back and sit back down, You look too good to be heading home so early now, You say you gotta work tomorrow, Got a lot on your mind, Let me buy another round, Girl, I think you and I should just drink on it (Drink on It)

James Bond: "Well, my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle."
Jenny Flex: "Yes, I love an early morning ride."
James Bond: "Well, I'm an early riser myself."

After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?

Plus, I don't have any early classes so we can sleep in