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Top 50 Weeks Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Weeks chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week

    I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"

  2. You're going to have to be in vehicle mode for 2 weeks after im done with you.

  3. Ash Wednesday is coming up.

    Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

  4. If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

  5. You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

  6. I need to report Spotify

    Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

  7. I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

  8. Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

  9. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

  10. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

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Funny weeks pickup lines

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...

I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

I think we should go out on Tuesday so that way I can relive it over and over again.

I might sue Spotify

Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.

I'll donate my giant to you any day of the week.

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.

Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that ass is refreshing.

I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?

You're not doing anything Saturday the 28th, I see. We can get together after you see Glen, at 1:00.

Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

Girl are you Swedish?

Cause I'll have you Stockholmed within a week.

Do you need any help?

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up.

I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked
"Do you guys need any help?"

I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for"

My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."

There’s a basketball game on Saturday. Want to?

Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?

I'm Jason and I won't stop til you're mine like it's Friday the 13th.

Are you my Test in a week?

Cause I'm not ready yet but I'm gonna do you some day.

Girl are you my kids..?

Cause I only see you once every two weeks and I want you

Aye gurl, are you a trash can?

Because I want to take you out at least once a week for the rest of my life