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Top 50 Weeks Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weeks pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Weeks tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm gonna sue spotify

    For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

  2. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  3. I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you

    You were in the hottest singles this week

  4. Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify?

    For some reason, they don't have you listed as the week's hottest single. .-.

  5. Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week

    I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"

  6. Are you a refrigerator?

    Cause I’d eat you all out and fill you up at least once a week :)

  7. How do i approach the girl next door who's constantly staring (kinda throwing signs) since a week?

  8. You're going to have to be in vehicle mode for 2 weeks after im done with you.

  9. Ash Wednesday is coming up.

    Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

  10. If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.


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You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

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Are you the Taliban?

Cuz I can see you taking over my life in a week

It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

I need to raise a complain to google

They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.

META(?): Mod, please do your job

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May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

It would make my whole week if I could make your hole weak.

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

You made my whole week 🥵🥰

Now lemme make your hole weak

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I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

I think we should go out on Tuesday so that way I can relive it over and over again.

I might sue Spotify

Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something stupid, eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.

I'll donate my giant to you any day of the week.

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.