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110 Weeks Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 weeks pick up lines for her and flirty weeks rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about weeks that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your weeks rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny weeks pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty weeks joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Weeks Rizz

A good Weeks pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I'm gonna sue spotify

    For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

  2. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  3. I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you

    You were in the hottest singles this week

  4. Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify?

    For some reason, they don't have you listed as the week's hottest single. .-.

  5. Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week

    I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"

  6. Are you a refrigerator?

    Cause I’d eat you all out and fill you up at least once a week :)

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What is a good Weeks pickup line?

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Short and cute weeks pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about weeks are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You're going to have to be in vehicle mode for 2 weeks after im done with you.

Ash Wednesday is coming up.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

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Smooth Weeks pickup line

I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

Hey girl it's burger week

Why is my meat not in between your buns

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Cheesy weeks Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you the Taliban?

Cuz I can see you taking over my life in a week

It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

I need to raise a complain to google
They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.

May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

It would make my whole week if I could make your hole weak.

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

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Working Weeks tinder opener

I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...

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Funny weeks Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Weeks conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

I think we should go out on Tuesday so that way I can relive it over and over again.

I might sue Spotify

Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

Hey girl, are you my homework?
Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.

I'll donate my giant to you any day of the week.

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Hey easy like Sunday morning?

Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.

I’m not saying I’m a sure thing, but in the last 2 weeks my pants have a 100% open rate

Your p**... is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

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Clever weeks Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Weeks hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you boba? Because I cannot last a week without you.

First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?

Hey I just checked Spotify

It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.

Are you Monday? Because you can s**... my d**....

Hey baby, my name is Dick. Wanna suck my Richard? Happy Suckday!

Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

The Hearthstone game isn't the only thing getting an expansion this week.

I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.

Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.

Are you a shark, because I wanna you to eat me out on your shark week.

Do you know it is t**... Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and s**... on your sexy boobs.

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Smooth weeks Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Weeks pickup lines make her give you her number.

Sharing body heat with you is the best gift I have got this week.

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that kiss is refreshing.

I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

No wonder the skies have been grey all week

You took all the blue in your eyes

I ought to complain to Spotify

For you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Are you cocaine?

Cause I'd rail you any night of the week

I only wanted a week’s supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.

"Is your brunch game as smooth as your smile? Because I'd love a weekly reset with you."

"Did you get a yellow card in volleyball? Because you've stolen my attention and haven't given it back yet!"

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

"Did it hurt when you spiked that volleyball? 'Cause you've been running through my dreams since last week like a champion."

"You're so good at volleyball, it's no surprise my heart keeps getting served and spiked by your charm!"

"Is your name Friday? Because you're the end of my search and the start of a beautiful weekend."

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Flirty weeks Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Weeks pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Can I be your volleyball? So that every time you miss me, you'd hit me up!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the volleyball net? Because you spiked my heart rate!"

Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?

"Are you the weekend? Because I've been looking forward to you all week."

"Are you a menorah? Because when you're around, you light up all eight nights of my week."

"Are you a black belt in karate? Because whenever I look at you, my knees get week."

Aye girl, are you a trash can? Because I want to take you out every week for the rest of my life.

"Here's a bet, if I make you laugh, do I get to be your jester for a week instead of a pet?"

"My apologies for the commonness, let's pivot. Tell me, what’s the most unique thing you’ve done this week?"

"By the way, are you free on Friday? Because my week isn't complete without your captivating smile."

"Ever tried laughing yoga? How about we start a session, and I promise to keep you in splits all night?"

"Well, beautiful, I just thought your smile could make my entire week a paradise."

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Cringe weeks Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"Forget the Monday blues, your eyes hold a week's worth of beautiful hues."

"Did your weekend shine as bright as your smile, or should I make your week unforgettable instead?"

"Hey, Honour! I'm not as fast as your volleyball serves but can I serve you a cup of high-tea sometime?"

"Did you steal my school bus wave? Because ever since, I've been on a one-way trip to Crush City."

"A coffee connoisseur with a knack for relaxation? Now that's my kind of woman. Perhaps, we can share a brew sometime?"

Hey girl are you the coronavirus?
Because if I had you, I wouldn't leave the house for 2 weeks either

If you were a lollipop flavour

I would have to visit my dentist every week

"Sunday sleep-ins and coffee sounds like a dream. Adding a bit of jazz music, absolute perfection, don't you think?"

"Is our date on your calendar? Because it's the only event that's special enough to highlight my whole week."

"Are you a volleyball? Cause every time I see you, my heart spikes like it's match point."

Hey Girl, you made my whole week, now let me make you hole weak.

Not a repost, just delete the other one because of a typo

Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Weeks love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Weeks chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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