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Top 50 Long Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Long chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  2. I wanted to take you to the movies...

    But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.

  3. Are you a deep conversation?

    Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.

  4. A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

    Feel free to copy and paste:

    Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  5. Are you a sportscar?

    Because I want to ride you all night long

  6. My love will burn for you as long as a torch in Minecraft.

  7. Wanna get together and bite each other all night long?

  8. How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

  9. Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

  10. Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.

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What is a Long pickup line?

Funny long pickup lines

How about you join my party and I'll show you my long barrel?

If you were an articlie more than 200 words long, I would still read you.

Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.

Unlike the sun, you won't have to wait long for me to go down.

You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?

What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

Be my Europa and I let you ride on me all night long.

I have the equipment to plow all night long.

Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.

I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

Each young lady longs for wedding a wrestler.

Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

Are you a ninja? Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?

I like long runs on the beach.

Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

You be the iceberg, I'll be the titanic and I'll ram you all night long.

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

Can we discuss the deployment of a long-standing member?

Want to know why they be callin' me Long John?