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Top 50 Long Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Long pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

    I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...

  2. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  3. I wanted to take you to the movies...

    But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.

  4. Are you a deep conversation?

    Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.

  5. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  6. Are you a sportscar?

    Because I want to ride you all night long

  7. My love will burn for you as long as a torch in Minecraft.

  8. Wanna get together and bite each other all night long?

  9. How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

  10. Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

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Funny long pickup lines

Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.

How about you join my party and I'll show you my long barrel?

If you were an articlie more than 200 words long, I would still read you.

Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.

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You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?

Be my Europa and I let you ride on me all night long.

What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

I have the equipment to plow all night long.

Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.

I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

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Working Long tinder opener

I beat the game

I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

I like long runs on the beach.

How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?

Are you a ninja?

Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

You be the iceberg, I'll be the titanic and I'll ram you all night long.

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?