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Top 50 Large Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Large pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...

  3. Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

  4. Hey Earthling, what else do you suppose we can do with that large hadron collider of yours?

  5. You have a large paddle.

  6. You're club is so large.

  7. Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

  8. In your eyes I see oceans, and one large floating trash pile.

  9. Would you be interested in large growth investment?

  10. Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine

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I did not find me booty but I did find a very large chest!

My sizeof() is so large that it has to be in 64-bits.

Wanna see how large my stack is?

Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

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Baby, I have large footnotes, you know what that means.

You know what they say about large belt buckles...

Girl are you a persistent, large-scale cyclone located near the geographic poles? Cause you give me the chills.

Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?

Hey girl, you don’t require 1600g for my Needlessly Large Rod.

I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?

Don’t mind me; people think that I’m a clown. Just watch out for these large shoes and the big horn in my pocket.

Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?

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Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there

Hey gurl are you my large black minivan with black tinted windows with the license plate of 3618-JTQ

Because I want to put kids in you

You might want to get a large bucket, because I don't stop hitting till I'm satisfied.

Am I a column?

Because I’m very large (fat) but I’ll do my best to support you no matter what

Are You A Tug Boat?

Because, I want you to tug my large vessel.

Are you a donator of large material transport vehicles?

Cause you're giving me a semi right now.

The large hadron collider is said to be the hottest thing in the entire universe

But I think you make a pretty good statement for something else

Would you like to come see my large collection of heads ??

So that i can give you some

Are you Cluckin’ Bell?

Because I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

"Fishing lines"

I've got a rod for you to borrow.

I have a boat, if you could grab the bait.

I only reel in fish that rock the boat.

Fishing has always been a dirty sport.

Lets go read some hemmingway. Maybe some "old man and the sea"

Sometimes I have to beat the fish to get em in the boat, but thats only the big ones.

I only have extra large bait.

I only fish when the fish are biting.

I'm good with a motorboat.

1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.

1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.

2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.

1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.

2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.

1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.

2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.

1. Ouch.