Top 35 Loud Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Loud pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Damn (gender of preference) are you a fire alarm?

   Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.

2. I'll make you scream so loud we'll break the record.

3. Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

4. Are you a firework?

   Because you're really fucking loud and annoying

5. Hey girl are you a fire alarm?

   Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying.

6. Hey girl, did you know that every girl I've ever had sex with has come three times, screamed out loud and proclaimed their undying love for me when we finally finished?

   So anyways, I was thinking you and I should lose our virginity to each other, what do you think?

7. Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night

   **Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night**

8. Damn are you a fire alarm?

   Cuz you’re really fucking loud and annoying 🥵

9. Are you a PS4?

   Cause you're loud when I turn you on

10. Heu girl, are you a fire alarm?

    Because you're really fucking loud and annoying

Funny loud pickup lines

Hey are you a siren?
Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.

Damn girl! Are you a fire alarm?

Cuz u are really loud and annoying

This dude

So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:

"Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

Baby are you a smoke detector?

Because you're really loud and freaking annoying.

Damn girl, are you a police car?

Because you're loud, full of drugs, and a black person's worst nightmare.

Girl your silence will not protect you, so you better moan as loud as you can tonight.

Joanna Emo Butter Knight?

(To be read out loud)

Hey gurl, are you a fire alarm?

Because you're really fucking loud and annoying.

I am sorry did I roll my eyes out loud.

Damn girl, are you a fire alarm?

Cause you’re really loud and fucking annoying

Are you a smoke detector? Because you're really loud and annoying.

Say it... out loud. Say it. You think I'm sexy.

Long, loud and lubricated.

Am I too loud, perhaps you should shush me with your lips.

Hey, girl, what's your name? It's so loud in here I can't hear a thing. But I sure do like your style. (Sideways)

You must be traveling with a cute 10-year-old kid, your coconspirator. Have the kid roll down the passenger window and yell to the beautiful woman in the adjacent car, "My cousin say he thinks he's falling in love with you." You then feign a great flustering embarrassment, as you whisper loudly enough for the woman to hear, "I'll kill you." Look at her with a big smile, and say, "I'm sorry, [s]he's impossible." You coconspirator protests, "But you said it!"

Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?

Babe, moan so loud that the walls will break. (Something Big)

Are you as loud as your chickens?

I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?

I'd like to put my hand over your chest and in a loud clear voice moan

The Stagecoach Festival is so loud in here I can't hear a thing. But I sure do like your style.

I'll make sure the Road to Dawn is a loud one.