Top 23 Loud Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Loud pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Loud conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I'll make you scream so loud we'll break the record.

2. Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

3. Hey girl, did you know that every girl I've ever had kiss with has come three times, screamed out loud and proclaimed their undying love for me when we finally finished?

   So anyways, I was thinking you and I should lose our virginity to each other, what do you think?

4. Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night

   **Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night**

5. Are you a PS4?

   Cause you're loud when I turn you on

6. Baby are you a smoke detector?

   Because you're really loud and freaking annoying.

7. Hey girl are you a potato chip?

   Because you're loud when I eat you out

8. Girl your silence will not protect you, so you better moan as loud as you can tonight.

9. Joanna Emo Butter Knight?

   (To be read out loud)

10. I am sorry did I roll my eyes out loud.

Funny loud pickup lines

You must be traveling with a cute 10-year-old kid, your coconspirator. Have the kid roll down the passenger window and yell to the beautiful woman in the adjacent car, "My cousin say he thinks he's falling in love with you." You then feign a great flustering embarrassment, as you whisper loudly enough for the woman to hear, "I'll kill you." Look at her with a big smile, and say, "I'm sorry, [s]he's impossible." You coconspirator protests, "But you said it!"

Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?

Babe, moan so loud that the walls will break. (Something Big)

Are you as loud as your chickens?

I'd like to put my hand over your chest and in a loud clear voice moan

The Stagecoach Festival is so loud in here I can't hear a thing. But I sure do like your style.

I'll make sure the Road to Dawn is a loud one.

Are you a smoke detector? Because you're really loud and annoying.

Say it... out loud. Say it. You think I'm sexy.

Long, loud and lubricated.

Am I too loud, perhaps you should shush me with your lips.

Hey, girl, what's your name? It's so loud in here I can't hear a thing. But I sure do like your style. (Sideways)