Roses are red

Quick there's no-one around
Get in my bed
And we can both get real loud

"Xiao, you're a melody in this noisy crowd, your beauty sings to me, soft and loud."

"Your height might be small, darling, but your personality and beauty are towering over everything else."

"Being as playfully obnoxious as you are only adds to your fiery appeal, Miss Short and Sizzling."

"I see you loud and clear! How could I not? What's your secret superpower that draws people in?"

"Aneesh, your strumming skills make my heart sing as loud as our favorite melody. Fancy a duet?"

With your red hair and fierce aura, you must be a sword fighter. Can I be the shield to your sword?

"Your laugh's louder than a thunderstorm, but it's the only forecast I want; a goofy girl with a hot temper."

"Just like a firecracker, your smile is making my Diwali sparkling and loud!"

"I may not be a comedian, but with your goofy charm and fiery heat, you've got me laughing and melting."

"Are you a joke book? Because every time I look at you, I smile and my heart laughs out loud."

"Your energy's as infectious as your beauty – got any room for a partner in goofy, gorgeous mischief?"

"You're a petite fireball of fun, loved how you light up the room. Fancy igniting some sparks just between us?"

Are you a sword fighter with fiery red hair? Because your presence in a room is as loud as thunder.

"Are you a firecracker? Because whenever I see you, my Diwali gets a lot more sparkling and loud with excitement!"

"In a world so loud, your melody shines bright; Akansha, your voice turns day into night."

Every piece of you proud, like a masterpiece shroud. In your eyes, my heart's loud.

"Do you speak Italian? Because every time you pass by, my heart whispers 'Amore Mio' out loud!"

"With a fiery spirit and beauty like yours, being on your team is the wild adventure I crave."

Bored? Nah, I’d have to resort to counting the number of times you use “LOL” instead of laughing out loud! Challenge accepted! 😂

"Are you a fire alarm? You're really loud and annoying but I can't ignore how hot you are."

Are you a sword fighter? Because I'm willing to duel for the honor of getting to know you better.

"Good 'afternoon', sleep beauty! Being an early bird has its perks but your energy definitely lights up the afternoon."

Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night

**Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night**

"Are you my favorite comedy show, Rizz? Because you make this quiet guy laugh out loud, even when he's blue."

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're so loud, you'd make my house scream with excitement.

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud, obnoxious, and making me want to evacuate.

"Hey, are you from the land Down Under? Because every time I see you, my heart beats as loud as thunder."

"You're short, sizzling, and hilariously loud; a perfect mix of chaos I wouldn't mind getting lost in."

"Afternoon Sally! You've turned snoozing into an art form. Who needs morning when we've got your sunshine in the afternoon?"

"Did you tell my heart to 'shut up'? Because it's beating ridiculously loud since you walked in!"

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud, hot, and making me out of breath.

A little cringe adds character! Plus, it makes for great stories. What’s the last thing that made you laugh out loud?

Are you a PS4?

Cause you're loud when I turn you on

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud, flashy, and I definitely want you in my house.

"Are you a comedian? Because every time I look at you, my heart laughs out loud."

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud, dramatic, and I wouldn't want to be without you.

Are you a sword fighter? Because you've got me feeling like I'm in the middle of a thrilling battle.

"Hey Giyuu, you may be quiet but your sweetness is loud and clear. Care to share some candy?"

You're as flashy as a sword fighter's moves and as loud as their victory roar. Mind if I join in?

Hey there are 20 letters in the alphabet right? Oh sorry i forgot about ‘ U, R, A , Q, T’ (say out loud) Oh wait there’s one more, i’ll give u that D later

"Your outrageous humor is as infectious as your hotness; you're a petite package bursting with captivating charm, sweetheart."

You may be skilled with a sword, but your charm is what's really cutting through the crowd tonight.

"Well, Sally, looks like our internal clocks are totally out of sync! But hey, it keeps life interesting, doesn't it?"

"If you were a cellphone, I'd never put you on silent mode. You're just too loud in my heart!"

"Is your 'lol' an acronym for 'love of life'? Because you've just made my laugh-out-loud moments a little brighter."

"Do you have a ticket for the comedy show? Because your smile just made me laugh out loud!"

"Your laughter's loud and contagious; it makes my heart race, just like your hot yet adorable, short stature does."

"You told me to shut up, but your eyes are loudly begging me to keep whispering sweet nothings."

"Behra hai kya? Because your beauty is so loud, it leaves me speechless."

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud, obnoxious, and set my heart on fire.

"Your laugh may be louder than thunder, but darling, it's your fiery spirit that's truly electrifying me."

"There's the Sleeping Beauty! Oversized tees are definitely your style, ever thought about designing your own line?"

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're really loud and irritating, but I still want you around during emergencies."

"Are you a firecracker? Because every time I see you, my Diwali feels extra sparkly and loud!"

"Your loud laugh is my favorite song, and darling, you're the hottest short story I'd love to write."

"Guess it's gonna be a stealth mission then, I promise not to bring my motorcycle over if that's too loud!"

"You may be a quiet mom, but I can't help but imagine the loud fireworks we'd create together."

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud, hard to ignore, and always ready to go off.

"Is your smile a stand-up routine? Because it lights up the room and makes my heart laugh out loud!"

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're always loud and never fail to catch my attention.

In every glance, in every smile, your beauty speaks loud, every piece of you proud.

Are you a sword fighter? Because you're so flashy and loud, you've definitely caught my attention.

"Your loud laughter is my favorite symphony, and in those short heels, you're the sexiest comedian I've ever seen."

"You're a hot, silly spice of life - short in height but towering in allure. Can we explore it together?"

Your voice may not be loud, but it's a sweet melody that stands out in the crowd.

"Your high volume charm is as irresistible as your fiery beauty, how about we turn down the world and crank us up?"

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're extremely loud and I can't ignore how hot you are!"

"I might be an introvert but the moment I saw you, all my thoughts went loud and clear."

Let's just say my snoring is so loud, it doubles up as a built-in alarm clock! 😴

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're really loud, but I can't help but be drawn to you."

"Girl, you're like a fire alarm - loud and capable of making my heart race without any actual fire."

"In a world shouting loud, your quiet grace stands proud, like moonlight's subtle shroud, you're a mystery in a crowd."

In a world of giants, you stand out in the crowd, your height may be small, but your presence is loud.

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're really loud, and I can't cook."

In your silence, beauty whispers loud; your aura a silent sonnet, makes my heart feel proud.

Your red hair is as fiery as my passion to be by your side. Let's make some noise together.

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Because your smile just made my heart laugh out loud!"

"You must be Canadian, because your beauty has me saying 'Oh, Canada' out loud."

"I may be quiet but my feelings for your stunning beauty are just too loud to ignore."

"Are you from Suva City? Because you've cast a Fijian spell on me, even my sulu's laughing out loud."

"In this noisy world, your loud laughter is the sexiest symphony; it's as appealing as your fiery, petite frame."

"Haha, I'll be quiet then. But remember, my thoughts about your intriguing beauty are still loudly whispering in silence."

"Morning, afternoon, who's keeping track? As long as we're sharing laughs, the clock doesn't matter!"

Let's dance under the stars, let the music play loud and far. Your vibe is electric, like a lit-up shooting star.

"Your loud laughter is my favorite song, your goofiness my delight. Are you as wild in love as you are short?"

You’ve captured my thoughts like a beautiful song,
In the gallery of life, where dreams belong.
Art speaks loud; you’ve got that spark,
Let’s paint our journey; it’ll leave its mark!

"You're a wild mix of obnoxious and adorable, just like a hot shot of tequila in a cute little shot glass."

"Your loud laughter and sizzling looks create a melody, and I'm hooked to this comically sexy symphony, shorty."

"You're like a firecracker, loud and explosive, but your spark has lit up my heart in the most captivating way."

"Are you a stand-up comedian? 'Cause every time you smile, my heart laughs out loud."

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and making me go off.

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're really loud and won't stop... but I still find you alarmingly attractive."

"Your smile is laugh-out-loud contagious; it's even brighter than your captivating beauty."

"Are you a jokester? Because every time I see you, my heart laughs out loud from sheer happiness."

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud, obnoxious, and I want to pull your lever.

"Hey, Sally! Oversized t-shirts and late mornings, classic. Ready for some mischief to kickstart the day?"

Hey girl are you a potato chip?

Because you're loud when I eat you out

"There's something about your quiet charm that makes this introvert want to start a loud conversation with you."

"Your complaints may be loud, but your charm is even louder. Can I turn that frown upside down?"

"Is your name Joke? Cause every time I hear it, I can't help but smile and laugh out loud."

Are you a melody, my dear? Because your beauty rings loud and clear.

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud, unpredictable, and I definitely don't want to make you mad!"

Girl your silence will not protect you, so you better moan as loud as you can tonight.

"Is your name Noise Ring? Because every time you're around, my heart is the one making loud, joyful noises."

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and I want you out of this house!

"Do you have a noise permit? Because every time you laugh, my heart beats so loud it breaks all sound barriers!"

"Princess in my dreams, with your eyes that gleam, my heart beats loud, in your presence it seems."

"In the silence of my words, your beauty loud and clear, your forgiveness is the melody my heart yearn to hear."

"Are you a cheerleader? Because when you're loud, I can't help but get in the spirit."

"Are you a smoke detector? Because you're loud and hot, and I don't have the slightest intention of silencing you."

"This rave might be loud, but your smile is the best sound I’ve heard all night."

"Do you come with volume control? Because every time you talk, my heart beats loud enough to need headphones."

Joanna Emo Butter Knight?

(To be read out loud)

I am sorry did I roll my eyes out loud.

You must be traveling with a cute 10-year-old kid, your coconspirator. Have the kid roll down the passenger window and yell to the beautiful woman in the adjacent car, "My cousin say he thinks he's falling in love with you." You then feign a great flustering embarrassment, as you whisper loudly enough for the woman to hear, "I'll kill you." Look at her with a big smile, and say, "I'm sorry, [s]he's impossible." You coconspirator protests, "But you said it!"

Are you a smoke detector? Because you're really loud and annoying.

I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?

Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?

Say it... out loud. Say it. You think I'm sexy.

I'll make sure the Road to Dawn is a loud one.

The Stagecoach Festival is so loud in here I can't hear a thing. But I sure do like your style.

Babe, moan so loud that the walls will break. (Something Big)

Are you as loud as your chickens?

I'd like to put my hand over your chest and in a loud clear voice moan

Am I too loud, perhaps you should shush me with your lips.

Long, loud and lubricated.

Hey, girl, what's your name? It's so loud in here I can't hear a thing. But I sure do like your style. (Sideways)