Top 31 Loud Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Loud chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Damn (gender of preference) are you a fire alarm?
Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.
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I'll make you scream so loud we'll break the record.
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Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?
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Are you a firework?
Because you're really fucking loud and annoying
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Hey girl are you a fire alarm?
Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying.
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Damn are you a fire alarm?
Cuz you’re really fucking loud and annoying 🥵
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Heu girl, are you a fire alarm?
Because you're really fucking loud and annoying
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Perfect way to turn down your number!!!!
Ladies and gents! Have you ever been super pressed by someone that wanted your number so bad, and you're just not into (or very creeped out by) them??? Here's the perfect solution to get them to leave you alone!!!
Give them this number: (your area code) 867-5309
Yes, you read it out loud, or in your head, and you automatically get it. However, if you wrote down this number to whatever girl or guy trying so hard for your digits, it looks just like a normal number. They accept it, then they go away! The best part is when they actually read it later, they'll feel like a % dumbass!
Yeah, I'm sure I'm not the first ever to think of this, but I did think of it myself when I was bartending the other night and it worked like a charm. I never had a good enough solution until now! Happy denying :) -
Hey are you a siren?
Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.
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Damn girl! Are you a fire alarm?
Cuz u are really loud and annoying
Funny loud pickup lines
This dude
So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:
"Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."
I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.
Baby are you a smoke detector?
Because you're really loud and freaking annoying.
Damn girl, are you a police car?
Because you're loud, full of drugs, and a black person's worst nightmare.
Joanna Emo Butter Knight?
(To be read out loud)
Hey gurl, are you a fire alarm?
Because you're really fucking loud and annoying.
I am sorry did I roll my eyes out loud.
Damn girl, are you a fire alarm?
Cause you’re really loud and fucking annoying
Are you as loud as your chickens?
I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?
I'd like to put my hand over your chest and in a loud clear voice moan
The Stagecoach Festival is so loud in here I can't hear a thing. But I sure do like your style.
I'll make sure the Road to Dawn is a loud one.
Are you a smoke detector? Because you're really loud and annoying.
Say it... out loud. Say it. You think I'm sexy.
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to orgasm loud for all to hear.
Long, loud and lubricated.
Am I too loud, perhaps you should shush me with your lips.
Hey, girl, what's your name? It's so loud in here I can't hear a thing. But I sure do like your style. (Sideways)
You must be traveling with a cute 10-year-old kid, your coconspirator. Have the kid roll down the passenger window and yell to the beautiful woman in the adjacent car, "My cousin say he thinks he's falling in love with you." You then feign a great flustering embarrassment, as you whisper loudly enough for the woman to hear, "I'll kill you." Look at her with a big smile, and say, "I'm sorry, [s]he's impossible." You coconspirator protests, "But you said it!"
Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?
Babe, moan so loud that the walls will break. (Something Big)