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  1. Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

    Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  2. Hey girl, you are like earth.

    Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

  3. You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

  4. There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

  5. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

  6. I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

  7. I like my woman how I like my chords

    Flat minors

  8. Porn.

    Hey, wanna come back to my place and watch porn on my 52" flat-screen mirror?

    (Might be a re-post, or you may have seen it elsewhere, sorry 'bout that)

  9. Her: why are you sad?

    Me: I just found out the world is flat

    Her: no it isn’t, silly

    Me: you are my world

  10. Are you a piece of sheet music?

    Because you're looking pretty sharp.
    (hope this doesn't fall flat)

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Hey girl, are you the Earth?
Because you’re definitely not flat

Hey Girl are you a rainbow?

Coz your curves are anything but flat.

The earth is flat

But uranus aint!

Those clothes look nice on you. They'd look even nicer flat-packed in a Dragon and being delivered to you on the ISS.

Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there

Roses are red, violets are blue

The earth isn’t flat and neither are you.

p.s. sorry if this has already been done I think it’s original though

Want to come back to my place...
And watch porn on my 50" flat screen mirror?

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Wanna Come Over and Watch Porn......

On my 4K flat screen mirror ;)


I know this is an oldie, but it had to be back up here

Your ass is proof that the earth isn’t flat

Because you’re my world.

Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)

Hey girl, are you a flat earther?

Because that thing is looking ROUND

Hey are you a wall mounted TV?

Because you are flat

Roses are red, Charcoal is black

Why is your chest as flat as my back?

You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?

Girl, your shots are pretty flat, but you sure aren't.

Babe for all this ass, I promise I won't go flat. (Tempo)

You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

If mother nature didn't like curves, she would've made the world flat.

A night with me won't go flat, because Columbus makes the world go round!

I consider it is my duty to debunk the popular misconception that you are flat.

Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?