Top 34 Flat Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Flat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Flat conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?
Cause your curves are anything but flat.
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Hey girl, you are like earth.
Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.
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You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.
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There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...
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Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
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I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.
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I like my woman how I like my chords
Flat minors
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Some say the world is flat
Looking at my world and I can clearly see you're not flat
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Do you know what is common between you and my TV? You both
Are very flat
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Are you the Earth?
Cause I think you’re flat
Funny flat pickup lines
Are you the Earth?
Because you're flat.
Her: why are you sad?
Me: I just found out the world is flat
Her: no it isn’t, silly
Me: you are my world
Are you one of those flat earthers?
Cause you are unbelievable!
Hey girl, are you dimensional lumber?
Because I’d like to lay you flat and nail you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because you definitely fell flat on your face.
Hey girl, are you the Earth?
Because you’re definitely not flat
Do I pay rent for you boobies?
Cuz they are flat :)
Hey Girl are you a rainbow?
Coz your curves are anything but flat.
The earth is flat
But uranus aint!
Those clothes look nice on you. They'd look even nicer flat-packed in a Dragon and being delivered to you on the ISS.
Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?
Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there
Roses are red, violets are blue
The earth isn’t flat and neither are you.
p.s. sorry if this has already been done I think it’s original though
Your kiss is proof that the earth isn’t flat
Because you’re my world.
Hey girl, are you a flat earther?
Because that thing is looking ROUND
Roses are red, Charcoal is black
Why is your chest as flat as my back?
Hey are you a wall mounted TV?
Because you are flat
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
I consider it is my duty to debunk the popular misconception that you are flat.
A night with me won't go flat, because Columbus makes the world go round!
If mother nature didn't like curves, she would've made the world flat.
Girl, your shots are pretty flat, but you sure aren't.
You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.