99 Flat Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you want to pick up girls or guys with flat or flatear surface such as a piece of paper or a napkin? Use these flat pick up lines to help you do the trick. We have compiled the best flat pick up lines for you to use. These pick up lines about flat surfaces will work for you.

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Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

Cause your curves are anything but flat.
Hey girl, you are like earth.

Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.
You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.
There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

Here are 99 flat pick up lines for her and flirty flat rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your flat rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny flat pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty flat joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute flat pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about flat are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I like my woman how I like my chords

Flat minors

Wanna go back to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?

Some say the world is flat

Looking at my world and I can clearly see you're not flat

Do you know what is common between you and my TV? You both

Are very flat

Are you the Earth?

Because you're flat.

Babe for all this ass, I promise I won't go flat. (Tempo)

How would like me to shoot you with my gear? Landscape shots do it lying flat or portrait shots do it standing up.

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Want to go back to my place and watch p*rn on my flat screen mirror?

Are you one of those flat earthers?

Cause you are unbelievable!

I think your beauty just flanked me, 'cause I sure feel flat-footed.

Her: why are you sad?

Me: I just found out the world is flat

Her: no it isn’t, silly

Me: you are my world

"My day was like a flat tire until your smile pumped it full of joy."

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and I want to get closer to your bandwidth.

"Is your name Google? Because you have a flat ass... no results found."

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Try using funny and charming Flat conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Hey girl, are you dimensional lumber?

Because I’d like to lay you flat and nail you.

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your simplicity and suddenly, flat looks like the new 3D."

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection, and I’d love to download your number!

Are you a treasure chest? Because I want to unlock your secrets and explore every inch of your depths.

Kidnapping? I’ll bring snacks and a playlist. Just don’t expect a getaway car—my bike has a flat tire! 🚴‍♂️💨

Are you a table? Because you've got me falling flat for you.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection, and I’d love to log in together!

Are you a pizza? Because you’ve got a pizza my heart and I want a slice of you!

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and want to get closer!

"Do you play the piano? Because my life would B-flat without your sharp presence."

Are you a glitch? Because you just made my heart skip a beat!

"Hey, if the earth is flat, then you must be its edge because I'm falling for you."

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Using good and clever Flat hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you a Roblox game? Because I’d love to spend all night playing with you.

"Is your name IKEA? Because I see us surviving end of the world together in a stylish flat-pack shelter."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and all I see is magic in your curves.

Are you a gamer? Because I'm ready to level up our chemistry and take you to the next bedroom.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and I wanna download your heart!

Are you a game glitch? Because you’ve got me stuck on you and I can’t log out!

"A nurse? So, you're saying there's a chance you can tolerate my jokes even when they fall flat?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and I can't stop wanting a closer trick.

Are you a piece of sheet music?

Because you're looking pretty sharp.
(hope this doesn't fall flat)

Are you a hacker? Because you've just unlocked my heart's secret level!

Are you a game controller? Because I can't help but want to press all your buttons tonight.

Are you a game console? Because I want to take you home and play all night long!

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Using these smooth Flat pickup lines make her give you her number.

Are you a virtual reality headset? Because every moment with you feels like an out-of-this-world experience!

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot, and I want to be near you to feel that warmth.

Are you a wifi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and I want to get on your network!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you definitely fell flat on your face.

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more of that warmth we've got.

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more of your sweetness."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and I'm enchanted by your charm.

"Darling, in a world that's flat, your beauty adds the perfect dimension."

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm really feeling a connection and I want to download your number.

Do I pay rent for you boobies?

Cuz they are flat :)

Hey girl, are you the Earth?

Because you’re definitely not flat

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—except for those gorgeous eyes."

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Flirty flat Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Flat pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type and I wanna hit all your keys!

Are you a game? Because I’m ready to play all night long.

"I'd brave any apocalypse to hide with you in IKEA, darling; you make the flat-pack world seem like paradise."

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears… and so does my self-respect!

"Even if the earth was flat, I'd still fall for you at every edge."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because our chemistry could form a habitat that's more stable than tidal flats."

Hey Girl are you a rainbow?

Coz your curves are anything but flat.

Are you a controller? Because I can't stop playing with you and I want to level up together!

Are you a treasure chest? Because I’m ready to explore your depths and uncover all your secrets.

"Are you a pancake? Because even though you're flat, I still find you flipping irresistible."

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection that makes me want to log in!

Want to come over to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?

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Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection that’s hard to resist, even with a bad signal!

Are you a treasure chest? Because I’m ready to explore your depths and find all the hidden gems!

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I want to cuddle up close and feel that warmth.

"Do you believe in a flat Earth? Cause when I saw your smile, I fell off the edge."

"Are you a spark in the night, shining so bright? I’d love to ignite a flame with you tonight."

"Are you a nail lamp? Because your beauty cures my heart in 30 seconds flat."

The earth is flat

But uranus aint!

"Before you hit 'block', consider this: in a world full of flat texts, your conversations are in 3D."

"Are you a treasure chest, so rare and divine? I’d explore your depths, if you'd just be mine."

"Do they call you Speed? Because I've heard I could make you come to the finish line in 2 minutes flat."

Those clothes look nice on you. They'd look even nicer flat-packed in a Dragon and being delivered to you on the ISS.

Are you a game glitch? Because you’ve got me all messed up and wanting to respawn with you.

Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, and I'm left spellbound."

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and I can't help but log in!

"Are we both flat earthers? Because girl, you're my world and with you, there's no curve."

Are you a spawn point? Because I’d love to respawn right next to you every time.

Roses are red, violets are blue

The earth isn’t flat and neither are you.

p.s. sorry if this has already been done I think it’s original though

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Your kiss is proof that the earth isn’t flat

Because you’re my world.

Hey girl, are you a flat earther?

Because that thing is looking ROUND

Roses are red, Charcoal is black

Why is your chest as flat as my back?

Hey are you a wall mounted TV?

Because you are flat

You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

If mother nature didn't like curves, she would've made the world flat.

I consider it is my duty to debunk the popular misconception that you are flat.

A night with me won't go flat, because Columbus makes the world go round!

Girl, your shots are pretty flat, but you sure aren't.

You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Flat love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Flat openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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