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40 Flat Pick Up lines

Do you want to pick up girls or guys with flat or flatear surface such as a piece of paper or a napkin? Use these flat pick up lines to help you do the trick. We have compiled the best flat pick up lines for you to use. These pick up lines about flat surfaces will work for you.

Best Working Flat Pickup Lines

A good Flat hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

    Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  2. Hey girl, you are like earth.

    Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

  3. You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

  4. There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

  5. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

  6. I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

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What is a good Flat pickup line?

Here are 40 flat pick up lines for her and flirty flat rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your flat rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny flat pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty flat joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute flat pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about flat are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I like my woman how I like my chords

Flat minors

Wanna go back to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?

Some say the world is flat

Looking at my world and I can clearly see you're not flat

Do you know what is common between you and my TV? You both

Are very flat

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Smooth Flat pickup line

Are you the Earth?

Because you're flat.

Babe for all this ass, I promise I won't go flat. (Tempo)

How would like me to shoot you with my gear? Landscape shots do it lying flat or portrait shots do it standing up.

Cheesy flat Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Want to go back to my place and watch p*rn on my flat screen mirror?

Are you one of those flat earthers?

Cause you are unbelievable!

I think your beauty just flanked me, 'cause I sure feel flat-footed.

Her: why are you sad?

Me: I just found out the world is flat

Her: no it isn’t, silly

Me: you are my world

Hey girl, are you dimensional lumber?

Because I’d like to lay you flat and nail you.

Are you a piece of sheet music?

Because you're looking pretty sharp.
(hope this doesn't fall flat)

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Working Flat tinder opener

Do I pay rent for you boobies?

Cuz they are flat :)

Corny flat Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Flat conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey girl, are you the Earth?

Because you’re definitely not flat

Hey Girl are you a rainbow?

Coz your curves are anything but flat.

Want to come over to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?

The earth is flat

But uranus aint!

Those clothes look nice on you. They'd look even nicer flat-packed in a Dragon and being delivered to you on the ISS.

Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there

Roses are red, violets are blue

The earth isn’t flat and neither are you.

p.s. sorry if this has already been done I think it’s original though

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Your kiss is proof that the earth isn’t flat

Because you’re my world.

Hey girl, are you a flat earther?

Because that thing is looking ROUND

Roses are red, Charcoal is black

Why is your chest as flat as my back?

Hey are you a wall mounted TV?

Because you are flat

A good flat Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Flat hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girl, your shots are pretty flat, but you sure aren't.

You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?

I consider it is my duty to debunk the popular misconception that you are flat.

A night with me won't go flat, because Columbus makes the world go round!

If mother nature didn't like curves, she would've made the world flat.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Flat love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Flat chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.