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Top 40 Flat Pick Up lines

Do you want to pick up girls or guys with flat or flatear surface such as a piece of paper or a napkin? Use these flat pick up lines to help you do the trick. We have compiled the best flat pick up lines for you to use. These pick up lines about flat surfaces will work for you.

  1. Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

    Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  2. Hey girl, you are like earth.

    Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

  3. You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

  4. There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

  5. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

  6. I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

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What is a Flat pickup line?

Working short flat pickup lines to impress a girl

I like my woman how I like my chords

Flat minors

Wanna go back to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?

Some say the world is flat

Looking at my world and I can clearly see you're not flat

Do you know what is common between you and my TV? You both

Are very flat

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This is a funny Flat pickup line!

Are you the Earth?

Because you're flat.

Babe for all this ass, I promise I won't go flat. (Tempo)

How would like me to shoot you with my gear? Landscape shots do it lying flat or portrait shots do it standing up.

flat Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Want to go back to my place and watch p*rn on my flat screen mirror?

I think your beauty just flanked me, 'cause I sure feel flat-footed.

Are you one of those flat earthers?
Cause you are unbelievable!

Her: why are you sad?

Me: I just found out the world is flat

Her: no it isn’t, silly

Me: you are my world

Hey girl, are you dimensional lumber?

Because I’d like to lay you flat and nail you.

Are you a piece of sheet music?

Because you're looking pretty sharp.
(hope this doesn't fall flat)

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Working Flat tinder opener

Do I pay rent for you boobies?

Cuz they are flat :)

flat Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Hey girl, are you the Earth?

Because you’re definitely not flat

Hey Girl are you a rainbow?

Coz your curves are anything but flat.

Want to come over to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?

The earth is flat

But uranus aint!

Those clothes look nice on you. They'd look even nicer flat-packed in a Dragon and being delivered to you on the ISS.

Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there

Roses are red, violets are blue

The earth isn’t flat and neither are you.

p.s. sorry if this has already been done I think it’s original though

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Your kiss is proof that the earth isn’t flat

Because you’re my world.

Hey girl, are you a flat earther?

Because that thing is looking ROUND

Roses are red, Charcoal is black

Why is your chest as flat as my back?

Hey are you a wall mounted TV?

Because you are flat

flat Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?

If mother nature didn't like curves, she would've made the world flat.

You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

I consider it is my duty to debunk the popular misconception that you are flat.

A night with me won't go flat, because Columbus makes the world go round!

Girl, your shots are pretty flat, but you sure aren't.

Smooth and dirty Flat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Flat conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Flat phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.