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Top 40 Flat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Flat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

    Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  2. Hey girl, you are like earth.

    Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

  3. Are you earth?

    Because damn you’re flat.

  4. You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

  5. There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

  6. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

  7. I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

  8. Are you a pancake?

    Cuz you flat as fuck bitch lmao

  9. I like my woman how I like my chords

    Flat minors

  10. Do you know what is common between you and my TV? You both

    Are very flat

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Are you the Earth?
Cause I think you’re flat

Are you the Earth?

Because you're flat.

Hey girl, do you wanna come over and.. porn on my flat screen mirror?

Are you one of those flat earthers?

Cause you are unbelievable!

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Are you a piece of sheet music?

Because you're looking pretty sharp.
(hope this doesn't fall flat)

Do I pay rent for you boobies?
Cuz they are flat :)

Hey girl, are you the Earth?

Because you’re definitely not flat

Hey wanna come back to my place

And watch amateur porn on my flat screen mirror?

Hey Girl are you a rainbow?

Coz your curves are anything but flat.

The earth is flat

But uranus aint!

Those clothes look nice on you. They'd look even nicer flat-packed in a Dragon and being delivered to you on the ISS.

Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there

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Roses are red, violets are blue

The earth isn’t flat and neither are you.

p.s. sorry if this has already been done I think it’s original though

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Wanna Come Over and Watch Porn......

On my 4K flat screen mirror ;)


I know this is an oldie, but it had to be back up here

Your ass is proof that the earth isn’t flat

Because you’re my world.

Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)

Hey girl, are you a flat earther?

Because that thing is looking ROUND

Hey are you a wall mounted TV?

Because you are flat

Roses are red, Charcoal is black

Why is your chest as flat as my back?

You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?

Girl, your shots are pretty flat, but you sure aren't.

Babe for all this ass, I promise I won't go flat. (Tempo)