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Top 19 Floppy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Floppy chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, are you a computer?

    Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

  2. I can take your floppy disk

    And turn it into a hard drive

  3. I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

  4. Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us? When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

  5. Damn gurl, you’re making my floppy disk

    Into a hard drive

  6. Girl, are you a computer engineer?

    Cause you're turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.

  7. Are you a computer?

    Because I’ll turn your floppy disc into a hard drive.

  8. Better to be hard, then floppy.

  9. Hey baby, are you an old computer?

    Because I want shove my 3.5" floppy into you ; )

  10. Are you a time traveling computer

    Cause you turned my floppy disc into a hard drive

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Funny floppy pickup lines

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Nice Set of Floppies!

Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

I'd like to thank my parents for getting me here, and the boy in the second row with the floppy hair for getting me home.

You are making my floppy drive hard.

Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it's not small or floppy.

You turn my floppy disk in to a hard drive

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Want to see my hard drive? It ain't 3.5 inches, and it ain't floppy!