The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 22 Floppy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Floppy pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Floppy tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl, are you a computer?

    Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

  2. Do you work in IT?

    You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.

  3. I can take your floppy disk

    And turn it into a hard drive

  4. I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

  5. Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us? When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

  6. I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

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What is a Floppy pickup line?

Working short floppy pickup lines to impress a girl

Girl, are you a computer engineer?

Cause you're turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Are you a computer?

Because I’ll turn your floppy disc into a hard drive.

When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

Better to be hard, then floppy.

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This is a funny Floppy pickup line!

Are you a time traveling computer

Cause you turned my floppy disc into a hard drive

Hey baby, are you an old computer?
Because I want shove my 3.5" floppy into you ; )

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive


floppy Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Nice Set of Floppies!

Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You turn my floppy disk in to a hard drive

You are making my floppy drive hard.

Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it's not small or floppy.

I'd like to thank my parents for getting me here, and the boy in the second row with the floppy hair for getting me home.

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Working Floppy tinder opener

Want to see my hard drive? It ain't 3.5 inches, and it ain't floppy!

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Floppy phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.