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Top 22 Floppy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Floppy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, are you a computer?

    Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

  2. I can take your floppy disk

    And turn it into a hard drive

  3. I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

  4. Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us? When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

  5. Damn gurl, you’re making my floppy disk

    Into a hard drive

  6. I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

  7. Girl, are you a computer engineer?

    Cause you're turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.

  8. Are you a computer?

    Because I’ll turn your floppy disc into a hard drive.

  9. When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

  10. Better to be hard, then floppy.

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What is a Floppy pickup line?

Funny floppy pickup lines

Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.

Are you a time traveling computer

Cause you turned my floppy disc into a hard drive

Hey baby, are you an old computer?

Because I want shove my 3.5" floppy into you ; )

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

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This is a funny Floppy pickup line!

Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You turn my floppy disk in to a hard drive

You are making my floppy drive hard.

Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it's not small or floppy.

I'd like to thank my parents for getting me here, and the boy in the second row with the floppy hair for getting me home.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Want to see my hard drive? It ain't 3.5 inches, and it ain't floppy!