If I flip this quarter

What are my chances of getting some head?

Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.

Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.

Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

Let me be the input to your d-flip flop.

You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.

You can call me the Titantic

As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride

Edit: I think this is the only good original thing I've ever come up with

Would you like to see my massive spatula to flip that sweet ass of yours?

Girl are you a flip monster?

Because I want to put you in face-down position

I could watch you do back flips all day.

I wish you were my skateboard...

So I could grind you, flip you and ride you all day :^)

Do you know how I am similar to a trampoline? I can help you jump and do flipping tricks.

Hey girl are you a ketchup bottle? Because i wanna flip you over and spank you from behind until you squirt

We don’t know when the boat will flip and toss us apart, but we should keep on sailing.

On the flip side, your clothes look so cuddily and soft that we should cuddle.

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

Girl, are you a DQ blizzard?

Because I am about flip you upside down and eat you

"Are you a salsa dance? Because every time I see you, my heart does the paddle board flip!"

"Did your heart just do a full-twist flip? Because mine does every time I see you."

"Your cute voice and playful hair flip are irresistible. Can I be the reason for your smile today?"

"Are you a judo black belt? Cause your smile just flipped my world."

"Are you Neymar Jr? Because every time I see you, my heart does more flips than his goal celebrations!"

Is your name Google? Because with you, I feel like doing more back flips than page flips!

Let's flip a coin. Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine. Either way, we both win.

Are you made of rubber bands? Because you make my heart do backflips!

"Your cute baby voice and playful hair flips are making it hard for me to focus."

Are you a math teacher? Because you just made my heart do algebraic flips.

Are you a book? Because I can't stop flipping through your pages.

"Ever wanted to flip the script and steer the ship? Because with you, I'm ready to explore uncharted waters."

"Are you a burger? Because I can't resist flipping for you."

"Is there a Yoga pose that can keep my heart from flipping every time you smile?"

Are you a magazine? Because you've got my attention and I can't wait to flip through your pages.

"Are you from the Philippines? Because my heart is flipping over your Filipina beauty and charm."

"Your beauty is such a turn-on, it's like a switch I'd love to flip on all night."

"You must be my favorite manga, because I just can't stop flipping to the next page of you."

"In the dictionary of my world, 'irresistible' is spelled backwards, just like how my heart flips when I see you."

"If we were at a record store, I'd keep flipping till I find you, the rare collection that plays my favorite tune."

"Ever had pancakes for dinner? Because you're flipping delicious and I could easily indulge in you all day long."

"Your dimpled smile with those hot red lips, makes my heart flip; fancy sharing some wine to match that luscious shade?"

"Only if I get to be the one who flips the switch! I promise, it’ll be electrifying. 🔥"

"Is your name Ariel? Because I've been flipping my fins to get your attention, and it’s really making a splash!"

"Are you a page from Goodnight Punpun? Because my heart flips every time I see you!"

"Do you believe in love at first fright? Because when I saw you, my heart did a trick-or-treat flip!"

Are you a comedian? Because every time you speak, my heart does a happy flip and a twist.

Are you a manga? Because every time I see you, I can't stop flipping the pages of my heart.

"Is your name Sorrow? Because every time I see you, my heart does a joyous flip-flop!"

"Are you a black belt in seduction? Because your moves have got my heart doing flips and tricks."

"Are you a hair model? Because every time you flip your hair, I'm blown away by the beauty!"

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my rizz, and I can't stop flipping your pages.

"Is your body from a parallel bars routine? Because your form has me absolutely flipping out."

Are you an encyclopedia? Because I can't stop flipping your pages in my mind!

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, you make my heart do a little hair flip."

"Can you do a backflip? Because you just flipped my heart over with your charm."

"Ever tried flipping the script, darling? Because with your beauty, I'm the one who feels picked up tonight."

"Usually girls flip hearts, but you've reversed the game, sweetheart; mine is already spinning for you."

"You're a 90s college cat lady who's into gymnastics, poetry & gin-tonic? As a Gemini, you've just flipped my world like a yoga pose."

"Your beauty is so enchanting, it's flipped my world upside down. Will you take the lead tonight?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, I do a mental back flip!

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine after you judo flip me into your heart?"

"Can I follow you home, or should I just wait until your tortilla heart flips for me?"

If you were a novel, you'd be a bestseller. Mind if I flip through your pages?

"Feeling down? Let's flip the switch with a dose of laughter and a conversation you won't forget."

Did you know I am like a ketchup bottle?

You can flip me over , hit it from the back and make me squirt

"Are you a Tomie manga? Because I can't stop flipping through the pages of your enchanting beauty!"

"With a spark of your smile, my heart does flips, don’t take off my nips, but let’s share some sips."

"Are you a burger at a beach party? Because I can't resist flipping my heart for you."

"Table of contents ka ba? Kasi everytime I see you, parang gusto kong mag-flip sa next chapter ng buhay ko."

"Are you a cheerleader? Because every time you do a split, my heart does a flip!"

"Are you a gymnast? Because you've been doing flips in my mind all day."

"Are you a bias wrecker? Because my heart just did a full choreo flip the moment I saw you."

"Are you a book? Because I can't stop flipping through your captivating pages."

"Are you a coin? Because I can't stop flipping over your heads and tails...and I'm not even a cat!"

"Are you a gymnast? Because you've just flipped my world upside down with that smile."

"Are you a wave? Because every time you come around, my heart beach-bum-flips!"

"Are you a stack of pancakes? Because I find myself flipping head over heels for you."

"Like the perfect banana pancake, your beauty flips my world upside down and leaves me wanting more."

"Are you a burger? Because you're sizzling and I'm flipping over you."

"Are you a soccer ball? Cause every time I see you, my heart does a flip and I want to kick-off a conversation."

"Are you a magician? because every time I look at you, my belly flips. Guess, you've cast a spell of desire on me."

"Are you a stack of pancakes? Because you make my heart flip with excitement."

In your haze of smoke and drink, you're the star that makes my heart sink. Beauty in every puff and sip, you make my mind do flips.

When I saw you walking, it made my heart go flip-flop.

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, I do a back flip in my heart.

"I think my dad is a superhero in disguise! He definitely saves the day with his epic pancake flipping skills. What's your secret talent?"

"How about we explore the magic of our lips meeting and let me flip your world, starting with your mouth?"

"Hey girl, are you from the Upside Down? Because my world's been flipped since I saw you."

Are you from the Upside Down? Because every time I see you, my world flips upside down.

"Are you a Shōnen protagonist? Because my heart beats faster than a manga fan's page flips every time I see you."

"Your sweet baking skills, brighter than Henry's smile, has this book of my heart, flipping page by mile."

"Your cute voice and playful hair flips are a deadly combination. You've got me hooked."

"Are you a gymnast? Because you've got my heart flipping for you in all the right ways."

Are you a true gymnast? Because you make my heart do more flips than a bag of popcorn!

"Are you a dolphin? Because every time I see you, my heart does flips like a perfect dive!"

"You must be a perfect dosa, because just the thought of you makes my heart flip and my mouth water."

"Are you a judo flip? Because my world turns upside down every time I see you."

"Are you a flip phone? Because I've been falling for you since 2005, no upgrade needed."

"In that red dress, you've turned my world upside down; now how about we flip the script in private?"

"Are you sure your name isn't Donatello? Because just like TMNT, you've got me flipping into a whole new dimension of love."

Did you flip a switch

Because you turned me on

"Are you bacon? Because you're sizzling and I’m flipping over falling for your crispy charm."

Are you a gymnast? Because you've got me flipping for you like kernels popping in hot oil.

"Your smile just turned my world upside down, wanna flip some more pages in this love story tonight?"

I'm doing great, thanks for asking! Just here trying to perfect my pancake flipping skills. How about you?

"Are you a book? Because I can't wait to flip through all your chapters and see your plot twist!"

"That's a rarity! How about we flip that around and turn pancakes into our little tradition?"

"Are you a Happy Meal? Because whenever I see you, my heart does an extra toy surprise flip."

"Are you a spell from Harry Potter? 'Cause every time I look at you, my world flips like a Quidditch match."

"You must be an anime character, because every time I see you, my heart does a flip."

"Are you a soccer ball? Because every time I see you, my heart does flips like a bicycle kick."

Like the sea king and sea demon, together we'll rule the ship, your charm makes my heart flip.

"You've mastered gymnastics, but can you handle the acrobatics of my heart flipping each time you smile?"

"Hey, do you drink gin? Because whenever I see you, my heart does a 'Chelsea cocktail' flip."

"Are you from the Upside Down? Because my world certainly flips whenever I see you."

Are you made of rubber? Because you make my heart do more flips than a gymnast!

"Your blush, like a rose so red, makes my heart flutter; a night with you, a dream unfettered."

"Your smile is flipping my switch, sweetheart. Good night, see you in my electrifying dreams."

"Are we at a Tyler concert? Because my heart is doing more flips than a golf cart in a music video!"

"Are you a morning demon? Because my heart's been doing devilish flips since I saw you."

"Is your name Reversal? Because every moment with you flips my world upside down, in the sexiest way possible."

"Happy Birthday Tameka, I miss you so much, my heart's doing more flips than the candles on your cake!"

"Are you a cheerleader? Because every time you do a split, I flip."

Are you a book? Because I can't stop flipping your pages, Fyodor.

"Is your name Pancake? Because I find myself flipping over your sweetness every time I see you."

You must be a gymnast, because you've got me flipping head over heels for you.

"Speechless by my words you may be, but it's your charm that truly enchants me."

"A speechless beauty so rare, with charm like yours, nothing can compare, an evening with you is all I dare."

"How about we flip a coin? Heads, I'm yours for the evening; tails, you're mine. Either way, we both win."

"Like a dolphin, you've got me flipping with excitement and diving deep into the ocean of desire."

I must be a history book, because I can't stop flipping your pages of knowledge and beauty.

"Are you a cheer routine? Because every time I see you, I flip out and lose my balance."