If I flip this quarter

What are my chances of getting some head?

Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.

Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.

Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

Let me be the input to your d-flip flop.

You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.

You can call me the Titantic

As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride

Edit: I think this is the only good original thing I've ever come up with

Would you like to see my massive spatula to flip that sweet ass of yours?

Girl are you a flip monster?

Because I want to put you in face-down position

I could watch you do back flips all day.

I wish you were my skateboard...

So I could grind you, flip you and ride you all day :^)

Do you know how I am similar to a trampoline? I can help you jump and do flipping tricks.

We don’t know when the boat will flip and toss us apart, but we should keep on sailing.

Hey girl are you a ketchup bottle? Because i wanna flip you over and spank you from behind until you squirt

Are you my skateboard? Because I could give you a grind, a flip, and ride you the entire day.

"Are you a judo black belt? Cause your smile just flipped my world."

"Are you a salsa dance? Because every time I see you, my heart does the paddle board flip!"

Girl, are you a DQ blizzard?

Because I am about flip you upside down and eat you

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"Are you Neymar Jr? Because every time I see you, my heart does more flips than his goal celebrations!"

"Did your heart just do a full-twist flip? Because mine does every time I see you."

"Do you believe in love at first sniff? Because when I smelled your workout glow, my heart did a flip."

"Are you a burger? Because I can't resist flipping for you."

"In the dictionary of my world, 'irresistible' is spelled backwards, just like how my heart flips when I see you."

"Your beauty is such a turn-on, it's like a switch I'd love to flip on all night."

"Is there a Yoga pose that can keep my heart from flipping every time you smile?"

"If we were at a record store, I'd keep flipping till I find you, the rare collection that plays my favorite tune."

"Are you from the Philippines? Because my heart is flipping over your Filipina beauty and charm."

"Ever wanted to flip the script and steer the ship? Because with you, I'm ready to explore uncharted waters."

"Ever had pancakes for dinner? Because you're flipping delicious and I could easily indulge in you all day long."

"Is your name Ariel? Because I've been flipping my fins to get your attention, and it’s really making a splash!"

"Your dimpled smile with those hot red lips, makes my heart flip; fancy sharing some wine to match that luscious shade?"

"Your smile flips my mood quicker than the finest aphrodisiac could ever do."

"Is your name Sorrow? Because every time I see you, my heart does a joyous flip-flop!"

"Are you a black belt in seduction? Because your moves have got my heart doing flips and tricks."

"Usually girls flip hearts, but you've reversed the game, sweetheart; mine is already spinning for you."

"Can you do a backflip? Because you just flipped my heart over with your charm."

"Is your body from a parallel bars routine? Because your form has me absolutely flipping out."

"Are you a hair model? Because every time you flip your hair, I'm blown away by the beauty!"

"Ever tried flipping the script, darling? Because with your beauty, I'm the one who feels picked up tonight."

Did you know I am like a ketchup bottle?

You can flip me over , hit it from the back and make me squirt

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine after you judo flip me into your heart?"

"Are you a Tomie manga? Because I can't stop flipping through the pages of your enchanting beauty!"

"Can I follow you home, or should I just wait until your tortilla heart flips for me?"

"Your beauty is so enchanting, it's flipped my world upside down. Will you take the lead tonight?"

"Feeling down? Let's flip the switch with a dose of laughter and a conversation you won't forget."

"Table of contents ka ba? Kasi everytime I see you, parang gusto kong mag-flip sa next chapter ng buhay ko."

"Are you a burger at a beach party? Because I can't resist flipping my heart for you."

"Are you a gymnast? Because you've been doing flips in my mind all day."

"Like the perfect banana pancake, your beauty flips my world upside down and leaves me wanting more."

"Are you a stack of pancakes? Because I find myself flipping head over heels for you."

"Are you a burger? Because you're sizzling and I'm flipping over you."

"Are you a coin? Because I can't stop flipping over your heads and tails...and I'm not even a cat!"

"Are you a cheerleader? Because every time you do a split, my heart does a flip!"

"Your charm flips my world like a backflip so swift, it's a bewitching gift that gives my heart a lift."

"Are you a book? Because I can't stop flipping through your captivating pages."

"Are you a soccer ball? Cause every time I see you, my heart does a flip and I want to kick-off a conversation."

"Are you a magician? because every time I look at you, my belly flips. Guess, you've cast a spell of desire on me."

When I saw you walking, it made my heart go flip-flop.

"Are you a roller coaster? Because my heart keeps doing flips every time I see you."

"Hey girl, are you from the Upside Down? Because my world's been flipped since I saw you."

Hey let me flip this coin and whatever side it land on that's what I get.

"Your sweet baking skills, brighter than Henry's smile, has this book of my heart, flipping page by mile."

Are you from the Upside Down? Because every time I see you, my world flips upside down.

"Are you a Shōnen protagonist? Because my heart beats faster than a manga fan's page flips every time I see you."

"Are you a flip phone? Because I've been falling for you since 2005, no upgrade needed."