Top 33 Lift Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Lift chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. You must be worthy darling, ‘because you can totally lift my hammer.

2. Hey baby, want to see me plank while lifting both legs?

3. You ever been on an invisible lift?

4. Do you lift? because i was hoping you'd pick me up.

5. Hey girl are you an airfoil?

   Because those curves are generating lift.

6. My van has a wheelchair lift.

7. My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits

8. Lift and chill?

9. Do you like to work out often?

   Because you’ve been lifting my penis daily.

10. What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella cheese?

    A cheesy pickup line

Funny lift pickup lines

Do you want to know how I got these muscles?
Lifting children out of poverty.

Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...

Going down?

Girl gets in elevator
Guy is walking towards lift
Girl holds door and asks "Are you going down?"
Guy looks her in the eyes and says "I will if you do."

Are you Thor?

Are you Thor? Because your the only one who can lift my Mjölnir.

Me without you is like a lift without weights.

Are you a lift?

Because I want you to go down when I press the right buttons.

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

It works every time
Find a girl you like and lift your armpit and yell ***SMELL MY PHEROMONES***

I heard you’re into heavy lifting

I was wondering if you’d be interested in blowing your back out in places outside of the gym

Are you the hulk?

Cause I’ve got a heavy hammer for you to try to lift

Yo, girl are you a forklift

cuz youre certainly lifting my things

Can I lift your index?

Smile while lifting a sign that says, "Am listening to Car Talk. Wanna listen together?

I'm hoping to get lucky with a real blonde so would you lift up your skirt and show me if you have a pot of gold.

I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into yo mouth

You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?

Does this lift go to heaven? Because you're an angel.

You must be worthy, 'cause you can totally lift my hammer.

You shouldn't have to lift your bag.

I have a car picking me up — need a lift?

I can dead lift twice your bodyweight - so come over to my cave so I can workout

You can lift my sanctions any day!

Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.

Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.