Top 50 Grab Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Grab pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you my guitar?

   Cuz I wanna grab your neck and listen to the noises you make as I finger you from behind.

2. Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.

3. I want you to push at mid before I grab Baron and make you surrender at 20.

4. Are you a guitar?

   Because I want to grab you by the neck and listen to the sounds you make while I finger you

5. Are you a pirate? Because I want to grab all of your booty.

6. I would like to get to know you more. Do you mind of we grab a coffee and chat for a while?

7. Is there a pit of quicksand around? I really need you to grab my snake.

8. Knock knock! Who's there? Grab!

   Grab who? Me!

9. Let’d play Quidditch. You grab my quaffles and I’ll find your snitch.

10. Would you like to grab dinner with me? I have a reservation.

Funny grab pickup lines

Wanna grab me by the horns? It'll be one hell of a ride.

Why don't we go there and grab a leaf to bite?

Come to my beach, you can grab all the driftwood you want.

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your ass haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like to grab, do you mind?

I just went trick or treating. Want to reach into my sack and grab something sweet?

Hey, you wanna go grab a protein shake back at my house?

Can you grab my face

So I can tell my friends I have been touched by an Angel ?

Wanna go grab a beer and howl at the moon?

You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

(In a museum)

You know, i’d really like to grab your hand but that sign over there tells me not to touch the artwork

Would you like to stop right here? Would you like to get a beer? Would you like to pay the tab? Would you like to grab a cab?

Can you do me a favor and grab me that book off the shelf for me... and then hand me your phone number?

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Let's to go your favourite place to grab a bite

Even if I don't like dishes there, I can have you

Might want to grab your coat darling

It’s quite cold in the boot of my car

Are you a bucket of chicken

Cuz I’m tryna grab em breasts and thighs and a drumstick. Mashed taters. Idk, can I just take you out to eat?

Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.

Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
"Okay what was it?"
Read out your number, and say;
"Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
(Most people instinctively do so.)
Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)

Roses are red grass is green...

Open your legs and I'll grab my peen

Can I grab my glasses

Damn girl, let me grab my glasses real quick. I'm tryna see that ass in 20/20

Are you a bar of Snickers

'Cause I want to grab you