Top 50 Grab Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Grab chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
Best one I know.

Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.
Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
"Okay what was it?"
Read out your number, and say;
"Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
(Most people instinctively do so.)
Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)
I want you to push at mid before I grab Baron and make you surrender at 20.
Are you a pirate? Because I want to grab all of your booty.
I would like to get to know you more. Do you mind of we grab a coffee and chat for a while?
Is there a pit of quicksand around? I really need you to grab my snake.
Knock knock! Who's there? Grab!

Grab who? Me!
Let’d play Quidditch. You grab my quaffles and I’ll find your snitch.
Would you like to grab dinner with me? I have a reservation.
Wanna grab me by the horns? It'll be one hell of a ride.

Funny grab pickup lines

Why don't we go there and grab a leaf to bite?

Come to my beach, you can grab all the driftwood you want.

I saw you have good running form; want to grab a salad tonight?

I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like to grab, do you mind?

I just went trick or treating. Want to reach into my sack and grab something sweet?

Hey, you wanna go grab a protein shake back at my house?

Can you grab my face
So I can tell my friends I have been touched by an Angel ?

Wanna go grab a beer and howl at the moon?

You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

(In a museum)

You know, i’d really like to grab your hand but that sign over there tells me not to touch the artwork

Can you do me a favor and grab me that book off the shelf for me... and then hand me your phone number?

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Might want to grab your coat darling

It’s quite cold in the boot of my car

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

Roses are red grass is green...

Open your legs and I'll grab my peen

Can I grab my glasses

Damn girl, let me grab my glasses real quick. I'm tryna see that ass in 20/20

Are you a bar of Snickers

'Cause I want to grab you

"Fishing lines"

I've got a rod for you to borrow.

I have a boat, if you could grab the bait.

I only reel in fish that rock the boat.

Fishing has always been a dirty sport.

Lets go read some hemmingway. Maybe some "old man and the sea"

Sometimes I have to beat the fish to get em in the boat, but thats only the big ones.

I only have extra large bait.

I only fish when the fish are biting.

I'm good with a motorboat.

Yeet sign based and mainly for people already in a relationship but can be modified for otherwise

This is very much for memes but it works

So say you are on a date with your bf or gf at the movie theatre. He goes to grab a piece of popcorn from the popcorn pile and you put your hand in and do the yeet sign (if you dont know it's this sign ) and if the boy says 'did you just get me?' Or anything of the sort just say 'I thought I already got you'

If its for a pickup line you could say 'I'd love to get you tonight' or something.

Call me Planters

Because I wear a monocle and you are more than welcome to grab a handful of my nuts

Are you my guitar?

Cause I’d like to grab your neck and play with you back at my place

What's kurma in english?

dates?
Ok, let's grab some dinner. I'll pick you up at 7.

Are you black money?

Cuz i wanna grab you when noone is looking.

Girl grabs mans penis "Sir, I'm gonna have to check your

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