Top 50 Grab Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Grab pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Grab conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you my guitar?
Cuz I wanna grab your neck and listen to the noises you make as I finger you from behind.
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Are you a guitar?
Cause I wanna grab you by the neck and finger you.
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If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.
I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
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I want you to push at mid before I grab Baron and make you surrender at 20.
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Are you a guitar?
Because I want to grab you by the neck and listen to the sounds you make while I finger you
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Are you a pirate? Because I want to grab all of your booty.
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I would like to get to know you more. Do you mind of we grab a coffee and chat for a while?
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Is there a pit of quicksand around? I really need you to grab my snake.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Grab!
Grab who? Me!
Funny grab pickup lines
Let’d play Quidditch. You grab my quaffles and I’ll find your snitch.
Would you like to grab dinner with me? I have a reservation.
I’m sad, I went to go grab a snack from the fridge
And you weren’t there
You remind me of a guitar.
I want to grab you by the neck, throw you over my shoulder, and get my fingers all over that fretboard!
(might have to mime setting up your air guitar to not be too scary)
Come to my beach, you can grab all the driftwood you want.
Are you a toilet paper
Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you
I saw you have good running form; want to grab a salad tonight?
I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like to grab, do you mind?
Hey, you wanna go grab a protein shake back at my house?
I just went trick or treating. Want to reach into my sack and grab something sweet?
Can you grab my face
So I can tell my friends I have been touched by an Angel ?
Wanna go grab a beer and howl at the moon?
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Let me have one grab and i'll drop zone you to heaven
(In a museum)
You know, i’d really like to grab your hand but that sign over there tells me not to touch the artwork
Would you like to stop right here? Would you like to get a beer? Would you like to pay the tab? Would you like to grab a cab?
Can you do me a favor and grab me that book off the shelf for me... and then hand me your phone number?
What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.
Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.
Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around
Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?
Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*
Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?
Let's to go your favourite place to grab a bite
Even if I don't like dishes there, I can have you
Might want to grab your coat darling
It’s quite cold in the boot of my car
Roses are red grass is green...
Open your legs and I'll grab my peen
Are you a bar of Snickers
'Cause I want to grab you
"Fishing lines"
I've got a rod for you to borrow.
I have a boat, if you could grab the bait.
I only reel in fish that rock the boat.
Fishing has always been a dirty sport.
Lets go read some hemmingway. Maybe some "old man and the sea"
Sometimes I have to beat the fish to get em in the boat, but thats only the big ones.
I only have extra large bait.
I only fish when the fish are biting.
I'm good with a motorboat.