Top 27 Feed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Feed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Feed conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

2. What's a nice corpse like you doing in a feeding frenzy like this?

3. Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.

4. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

5. I'm thinking about getting a pet frog.

   I could feed it all the butterflies you're giving me.

6. I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

   If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

7. I'm gonna tie you up and feed on you.

8. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

9. Can I feed you blood?

10. Hey baby, wana check out my tangs or would you just like me to hand feed you.

Funny feed pickup lines

The word says to 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; So how about dinner tonight?

You must be a minecraft dog

Bc i wanna feed you my meat till u love me

Are you a monkey?

Coz I wanna feed you my banana

If we were Minecraft cows

I would totally let Steve feed us wheat

I love Feeding local wide life.

Doctor said am having low sugar...
Boi, Can you please feed me some of your fructose ?

Girl are you schizophrenic?

Because I want to lock you in a room and feed you medication all day.

He are you vegetarian?

Cuz I'd love to feed you my sausage.

I’d like to grass feed your beef.

Hey girl, are you a monkey?

'Coz I wanna feed you my banana.

Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?

So what CAN you feed your cows and better yet, what can you hand feed me?

So what CAN you feed your chickens and better yet, what can you hand feed me?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!