Top 24 Feed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Feed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

2. What's a nice corpse like you doing in a feeding frenzy like this?

3. Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.

4. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

5. I'm gonna tie you up and feed on you.

6. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

7. Can I feed you blood?

8. Hey baby, wana check out my tangs or would you just like me to hand feed you.

9. You must be a minecraft dog

   Bc i wanna feed you my meat till u love me

10. Girl I hope you’re not a vegetarian

    Because I wanna feed you my meat

Funny feed pickup lines

If we were Minecraft cows
I would totally let Steve feed us wheat

I love Feeding local wide life.

Yo gurl! Did you know my dick's name is Whiskas?

Cause I'm gonna feed it to your Pussy.

Girl are you schizophrenic?

Because I want to lock you in a room and feed you medication all day.

Hey girl, are you a monkey?

'Coz I wanna feed you my banana.

I’d like to grass feed your beef.

I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!

So what CAN you feed your cows and better yet, what can you hand feed me?

You must be tired because you've been streaming through my RSS feed all day…

So what CAN you feed your chickens and better yet, what can you hand feed me?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?