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Top 25 Hung Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Hung chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I like my boys like I like Saddam Hussein


  2. Girl im hung like a... Well you know...

  3. What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

  4. I'm hung like a horse.

  5. I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.

  6. Want to see a well hung parliment?

  7. I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum sweetheart.

  8. I'm hung like a donkey!

  9. Are you in parliament? Because you look hung to me.

  10. Did you know I’m hung, just like the stockings on your wall?

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Two things you need to know about me:
1. I am hung over.

2. Many times I like to say the word "over" for no reason.

BOOM! Nailed it!!

Do you like executing animals?

Because I'm hung like a horse.

Girl are you customer support?

Cause am always hung up on you.

My mother says...

There's no punchline here, just walk up to a chick at a bar and open the conversation by saying,

"My mother says I'm hung like a horse".

It's topical because of all the triple crown talk.

I'm hung like Jesus, so why don't you nail me?

Are you the ceiling?

Because I’m your fan and I’m hung up on you.

That tux looks really good on you. It would also look really good on my floor. Or nicely folded and hung in my closet, if you're a neat freak.

Yeah, that's right... I'm hung like a tauren.

When i saw your face, I became hung like an oozaro.

I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

Girl, I am hung like... Well, you know...

I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.

I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh!

I said what I meant, I meant what I said,
I’m hung like an elephant,
Just bring me to bed.