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Top 27 Hung Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hung pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hung tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I like my boys like I like Saddam Hussein


  2. Girl im hung like a... Well you know...

  3. What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

  4. I'm hung like a horse.

  5. I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.

  6. Want to see a well hung parliment?

  7. I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum sweetheart.

  8. I’m a geologist and I’m hung like a horst.

  9. I'm hung like a donkey!

  10. Are you in parliament? Because you look hung to me.

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Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?

Did you know I’m hung, just like the stockings on your wall?

Two things you need to know about me:

1. I am hung over.

2. Many times I like to say the word "over" for no reason.

BOOM! Nailed it!!

Do you like executing animals?

Because I'm hung like a horse.

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My mother says...

There's no punchline here, just walk up to a chick at a bar and open the conversation by saying,

"My mother says I'm hung like a horse".

It's topical because of all the triple crown talk.

I'm hung like Jesus, so why don't you nail me?

Are you the ceiling?

Because I’m your fan and I’m hung up on you.

That tux looks really good on you. It would also look really good on my floor. Or nicely folded and hung in my closet, if you're a neat freak.

Yeah, that's right... I'm hung like a tauren.

I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.

I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

Girl, I am hung like... Well, you know...

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I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh!

When i saw your face, I became hung like an oozaro.

I said what I meant, I meant what I said,
I’m hung like an elephant,
Just bring me to bed.