50 Hammer Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Hammer rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about hammer, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Hammer Pickup Lines

A good Hammer hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Let’s play carpenter!

First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
You must be worthy darling, ‘because you can totally lift my hammer.
They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer, well you are the only one who can have my heart.
My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.
Girl, u wanna go to my place and see my Thor's Hammer?
Wanna see my hammer?

Short and cute hammer pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about hammer are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

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I have a hammer and it's very hard. Wanna see?

Hey baby this hammer isn't the only massive tool I've got.

I'm gonna call you volvagia, because I'm gonna pound your face with my megaton hammer.

I can pound you harder than Tyreese with a hammer.

Want to get hammered?

I’m gonna take out my hammer and nail myself to your heart.

Cheesy hammer Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I wanna Sledge Hammer your Keyhole with my sexy move.

You put the hammer into my end.

Do you want a drink? I'll get hammered and you will get nailed.

I know how to use my tools. My favorite is hammer screw driver.

My hammer burns with holy fire.

Babe I am the best carpenter, I know how to hammer, screw, and nail.

I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.

Corny hammer Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Hammer conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

The name's Hammer

Wanna get nailed?

Damn girl you wanna know why my bedrooms called the toolshed

How about we both get hammered then nail eachother until we're saw all over

Do you want to play carpenter?

We can get hammered and ill nail you!

Hey do you want to do some role play?

I'll be the hammer and you be the nail

Hey baby, are you a nail?
Because I wanna smash you with my hammer.

Hey girl are you a board

Because I want to get you hammered and nail you.

I got the hammer and I am ready to use it on you any time.

Are you Harley Quinn

Because I really want you to hammer me.

Girl, I want to hammer you and craft you all night long.

I saved my lollipop hammer just for you.

Are you a watermelon?

Because if I was Gallagher, I'd be hammering you all night long.

Is your name Jack?

Cuz i'd like you to hammer me

...get it jack-hammer... Nope ok

A good hammer Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Hammer hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you a judge

Because i want you to hammer me on your desk

Are you Thor?

Because you are worthy of raising up my hammer.

Are you the hulk?

Cause I’ve got a heavy hammer for you to try to lift

Shall we play the carpenter game?

We'll get hammered then I'll nail ya

Wanna help me test my hammering techniques?

I'm a Hammer main, baby- nobody pounds it better than me.

Hey baby, do you main the hammer? Then let's go back to my place, I promise I'll let you smash the head.

Are you a Rathian? Because I would love to hammer pound your face!

Mjolnir isn't the only hammer I've got

Is that a Lollipop Hammer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Want to get hammered by justice?

Yea I'm a paladin I'd love to show you my hammer of justice later.

I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!

Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!

Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Hammer love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Hammer chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.