Top 50 Hammer Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hammer pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hammer tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Let’s play carpenter!
First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
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You must be worthy darling, ‘because you can totally lift my hammer.
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They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer, well you are the only one who can have my heart.
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My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.
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Girl, u wanna go to my place and see my Thor's Hammer?
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Wanna see my hammer?
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Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...
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I have a hammer and it's very hard. Wanna see?
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Hey baby this hammer isn't the only massive tool I've got.
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I'm gonna call you volvagia, because I'm gonna pound your face with my megaton hammer.
Working hammer pickup lines
I’d like to pound you with my hammer.
I can pound you harder than Tyreese with a hammer.
Want to get hammered?
I’m gonna take out my hammer and nail myself to your heart.
You put the hammer into my end.
Do you want a drink? I'll get hammered and you will get nailed.
I know how to use my tools. My favorite is hammer screw driver.
My hammer burns with holy fire.
Babe I am the best carpenter, I know how to hammer, screw, and nail.
Have you ever seen the Avengers? Well I'd like to introduce you to Thor's hammer. (Thor)
I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.
The name's Hammer
Wanna get nailed?
Do you want to play carpenter?
We can get hammered and ill nail you!
Hey do you want to do some role play?
I'll be the hammer and you be the nail
Hey baby, are you a nail?
Because I wanna smash you with my hammer.
Hey girl are you a board
Because I want to get you hammered and nail you.
I got the hammer and I am ready to use it on you any time.
Girl, I want to hammer you and craft you all night long.
Are you Harley Quinn
Because I really want you to hammer me.
I saved my lollipop hammer just for you.
Are you a watermelon?
Because if I was Gallagher, I'd be hammering you all night long.
Are you the hulk?
Cause I’ve got a heavy hammer for you to try to lift
Is your name Jack?
Cuz i'd like you to hammer me
...get it jack-hammer... Nope ok
