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Top 47 Hammer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hammer pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hammer conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Let’s play carpenter!

    First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

  2. You must be worthy darling, ‘because you can totally lift my hammer.

  3. They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer, well you are the only one who can have my heart.

  4. My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.

  5. Girl, u wanna go to my place and see my Thor's Hammer?

  6. Wanna see my hammer?

  7. Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...

  8. I have a hammer and it's very hard. Wanna see?

  9. Hey baby this hammer isn't the only massive tool I've got.

  10. I'm gonna call you volvagia, because I'm gonna pound your face with my megaton hammer.

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Funny hammer pickup lines

I’d like to pound you with my hammer.

I can pound you harder than Tyreese with a hammer.

Want to get hammered?

Have you ever seen the Avengers? Well I'd like to introduce you to Thor's hammer. (Thor)

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This is a funny Hammer pickup line!

The name's Hammer

Wanna get nailed?

Damn girl you wanna know why my bedrooms called the toolshed
How about we both get hammered then nail eachother until we're saw all over

Do you want to play carpenter?

We can get hammered and ill nail you!

Hey do you want to do some role play?

I'll be the hammer and you be the nail

Hey baby, are you a nail?

Because I wanna smash you with my hammer.

Hey girl are you a board

Because I want to get you hammered and nail you.

I got the hammer and I am ready to use it on you any time.

Are you Harley Quinn

Because I really want you to hammer me.

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Working Hammer tinder opener

I saved my lollipop hammer just for you.

Are you a watermelon?

Because if I was Gallagher, I'd be hammering you all night long.

Are you Thor?

Because you are worthy of raising up my hammer.

Are you a judge

Because i want you to hammer me on your desk

Are you the hulk?

Cause I’ve got a heavy hammer for you to try to lift

Shall we play the carpenter game?

We'll get hammered then I'll nail ya

Is your name Jack?

Cuz i'd like you to hammer me

...get it jack-hammer... Nope ok

Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.

Are you an angel with a hammer? I am totally stunned by you.

Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?

Want to get hammered by justice?