Top 50 Instrument Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Instrument chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Guitarists finger faster, you know.
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I like you more than trumpet players like themselves.
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If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?
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I admire your fingering abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.
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You're great on the sax, how about an encore?
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A trumpet isn’t the only thing I can make scream high notes.
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Hey baby... you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
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Your daddy must play the trumpet, cuz your making me horny!
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Are you a cymbal cause I wanna ride you.
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Are you a piano, or a forte?
Funny instrument pickup lines
I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.
Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?
Saxophonists do it wish alternate fingering.
Wanna come over to my place and we can initiate some human instrumentality?
Lets play Instrumentality! You know, when people unite in one body...
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
I have a flute you can blow.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey.
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
I'd love to strum your g-string
Are you a guitar player? 'Cause you just pulucked my heart strings.
Hey babe! I want to play you like my harmonica!
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp!
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Composers always score.
Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up.