Top 50 Instrument Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Instrument pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Guitarists finger faster, you know.

2. I like you more than trumpet players like themselves.

3. If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

4. I admire your fingering abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

5. You're great on the sax, how about an encore?

6. A trumpet isn’t the only thing I can make scream high notes.

7. Hey baby... you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

8. Are you a cymbal cause I wanna ride you.

9. Are you a piano, or a forte?

10. I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.

Funny instrument pickup lines

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

Saxophonists do it wish alternate fingering.

Are you a guitar player? 'Cause you just plucked my heart strings.

If heartstrings were an instrument, you would make a fine musician

Lets play Instrumentality! You know, when people unite in one body...

Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favorite's on the floor.

Flute players provide some cheap trills.

I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.

You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?

I have a flute you can blow.

Let's make some sweet music together, honey.

Good boys deserve more than just fudge.

Save a drum, kiss a drummer.

Come sit between me and my drums, I could kiss you all night.

Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?

I'd love to strum your g-string

Are you a guitar player? 'Cause you just pulucked my heart strings.

Hey babe! I want to play you like my harmonica!

I C Major potential in us getting together.

You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!

I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.

Composers always score.

Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up.