You and i are like c and b# we look different but were the same at heart.

Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!

You wanna feel my plume?

Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u'll take your Falsetto an octive higher.

Do your calves hurt? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind all day...

Guitarists finger faster, you know.

Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

Are you a fan of rock music?

Cuz I'll show you my nine inch nail

Girl, you must be a iv chord bc I always knew you were going to be the I eventually.

I'm not on drumline, but I'd hit that.

Hey girl, is your leading tone a C# because all I can see coming next is this D.

You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?

You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

Are you a baritone? Because I really want to get to first Bass with you...

So you're in drumline? Okay, then we can practice lst bass together.

My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He can’t get no satisfaction, and neither can I. Want to help me change that?

There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

You march, I march. We could be perfect together.

I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.

You're the band and I'm your score, cause you have me rising.

Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

I've been in the practice room working on my tonguing. Want to help me?

You know, musicians have great rhythm.

Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.

Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

I like ur mallets.

Do you believe in love at first set, or do we need to run it again?

I want to go up and down all your scales.

Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.

I like musicals and I'm straight and I'm willing to sing with you.

Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.

Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!

If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

Hey girl, are you a woodwind? Because you're bari sax-y.

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I admire your f**... abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!

You're great on the sax, how about an encore?

Because we're too classy to blow, but really know how to bang.

I'll let you be the dominant.

I need you like 90s television shows need their alternative music tracks.

Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.

Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

I know we just met and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe.

Will you help with with my French technique?

How about you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets.

Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.

Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

I'll be the Paul to your McCartney.

Are you a mallet player? Cause you're giving me good vibes.

Let's make music on my sheets.

You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.

Has anyone ever told you, you look just like Yoko Ono?

If my mind was a playlist, theres only one song in it, and the song is you.

Im gonna make you go up an octave.

Wanna strum my g-string?

Your band uniform makes me uncomfortable. Please take it off.

When I'm with you, my heart starts to syncopate.

Composers know how to score.

Will you marry me?

I’m a fermata, hold me.

I want to make you tremolo.

Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?

Hey it's band camp and I'm thicker than a flute. Wanna make some memories?

You must be the fifth scale degree of a diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.

Quads. We can kiss in four different tones.

Hey baby... you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.

Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.

Let's have a Queen party. I'll be Freddie Mercury and you can be my bicycle.

Hey baby...I wouldnt mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!

What's your uniform number? Cause i'd love to get in those pants.

I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.

Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.

How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you.

Love me tender or love me hard. I like it all.

Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.

Hey baby, what's your dynamic?

I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.

Do you mind helping me work on my fingerings?

I wanna hold you like a Fermata. A really long time, until I run out of air.

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

I love you more than 20th centrury composers love atonality.

It's not a mistake that the chart sheet put you and me together!

Hey, you're a pretty great pianist. Better yet, your bae-toven.

Oh, so you’re a percussionist? Want to give me a lap cadence?

Baby, our love will be like the cello line from Pachabel's Canon, it's gonna go on forever.

Do you know me, baby? Because I definitely marimba you!

So you're on drumline, wanna give first bass a try?

you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!

You're sending me good Vibes!

Are you a tiger? Cuz you're gonna hear me roar.

Are you an F# because I miss you constantly.

Are you in color guard? Cause you make my flag pole go up.

You make me crescendo.

Hey baby, there’s no need to fret if your g-string is open.

I want to make you hit a high note.

Time to use tempo to f**... it up. (Tempo)

Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?

What you want isn't in my blood, only a simple good f**.... (In My Blood)

Damn girl, are your parents ghost producers? Cuz I can't believe you're responsible for dat ass.

Can you sing low? Because I'm all about that bass.

I want to rosin your bow.

You have to feel my click internally, babe. I can’t always kiss hard.

Not my faut that my d**... out here getting loose, gotta blame it on the boobs. (Juice)

Girl whenever you get close to c**..., I'll let you take control yeah. (There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back)

Are you a piano, or a forte?

See this ass? Take my heavy metal rod down low. (Fitness)

Better than he can, any girl like you deserves amazing f**.... (Treat You Better)

Babe, you are my baddest b**.... (Juice)

Girl, are you a drum? Because I got a stick in my hand to make love music with you.

Are you overwhelmed and insecure? Just have a d**... and you'll feel better. (In My Blood)

Girl, do you know what Youtube says when you speak?

\[MUSIC\]

Spending my night reading sexts from you, can't sleep without thinking about f**... you. (If I Can't Have You)

You’re beautiful. You remind me of Whitney Houston before she met Bobby Brown. You’re not on crack, too, are you?

Girl, need to take off your cloths, time to focus down on you. (Good as h**...)

Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.

I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.

Your music taste is f**... sexy.

Are you lonesome tonight? I can help with that!

Girl, your boobs will fit right in my hands. (Señorita)

Me and you are perfectly tuned together.

I'll have you leave him, one more f**... is all it takes. (Afterwave)

Baby you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

You light up my day and are music to my ears.

Keep it moving, gonna make you touch the sky babe. (Good as h**...)

I got a bottle of Tequila, ready to party? (Good as h**...)

Girl, I want to f**... it up, inside your little buttercup. (Tempo)

Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it again?

Would you like to have dinner with the third degree of the diatomic scale?