You and i are like c and b# we look different but were the same at heart.

You wanna feel my plume?

Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!

Are you a drum because I want to tap that.

Do your calves hurt? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind all day...

Guitarists finger faster, you know.

Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

Are you a fan of rock music?

Cuz I'll show you my nine inch nail

Girl, you must be a iv chord bc I always knew you were going to be the I eventually.

It would be great to rallentando floor with you.

A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.

Hey girl, is your leading tone a C# because all I can see coming next is this D.

You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

Are you a baritone? Because I really want to get to first Bass with you...

So you're in drumline? Okay, then we can practice lst bass together.

I may like music and headbanging but if you're around it's a different type of banging.

There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

You march, I march. We could be perfect together.

I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.

Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

You're the band and I'm your score, cause you have me rising.

You know, musicians have great rhythm.

I've been in the practice room working on my tonguing. Want to help me?

Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.

Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

I like ur mallets.

Do you believe in love at first set, or do we need to run it again?

I want to go up and down all your scales.

Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.

I like musicals and I'm straight and I'm willing to sing with you.

Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.

Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!

If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

Hey girl, are you a woodwind? Because you're bari sax-y.

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I admire your f**... abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!

You're great on the sax, how about an encore?

Because we're too classy to blow, but really know how to bang.

I'll let you be the dominant.

I need you like 90s television shows need their alternative music tracks.

Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.

I know we just met and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe.

Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

Will you help with with my French technique?

How about you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets.

Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.

Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

I'll be the Paul to your McCartney.

Are you a mallet player? Cause you're giving me good vibes.

You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.

Do you play the vibraphone? Because I feel some good vibes between us.

Has anyone ever told you, you look just like Yoko Ono?

If my mind was a playlist, theres only one song in it, and the song is you.

Wanna strum my g-string?

Im gonna make you go up an octave.

Your band uniform makes me uncomfortable. Please take it off.

Composers know how to score.

When I'm with you, my heart starts to syncopate.

Will you marry me?

I’m a fermata, hold me.

I want to make you tremolo.

Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?

Hey it's band camp and I'm thicker than a flute. Wanna make some memories?

You must be the fifth scale degree of a diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.

Quads. We can kiss in four different tones.

You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.